otx questionnaire: round 3

we're back bitches

1. if you could rename any city in the united states, what city would it be and what would you rename it to
2. if you could make your own amendment that had to be added to the US constitution, what would it be about
3. if you could change any one event in history, what would it be
4. if you had to, would you rather become amsk8r or tomoko
5. if you could wipe any one country off the map entirely, which one would it be, if any?
6. if you had to believe in a religion which one would you go with
7. would you rather live under soviet rule or ISIS rule

1. nyc would be renamed to new ugly

2. the right to fuck women without paying

3. prolly in the time of the huns

4. amsk8r

5. france

6. id prolly be a christian

7. soviet

1.bartlesville, fladville
2.don't be a faggot
3.replace the jews with bronies (except tomoko)
4.tomoko (so i can play with my titties)
5.africa FUCK EBOLA
6.good ol fashion christianity
7.soviet

all american appaloosa wrote:we're back bitches

1. if you could rename any city in the united states, what city would it be and what would you rename it to
2. if you could make your own amendment that had to be added to the US constitution, what would it be about
3. if you could change any one event in history, what would it be
4. if you had to, would you rather become amsk8r or tomoko
5. if you could wipe any one country off the map entirely, which one would it be, if any?
6. if you had to believe in a religion which one would you go with
7. would you rather live under soviet rule or ISIS rule

1. I'm not sure which city, but I'd rename it Pizza (there's a town called Sandwich so why the fuck not)
2. The right to not get called out for minor shit (the pizza thugs shall have their rights)
3. when flamingdinner discovers OTx
4. one's a pinko and the other's self-loathing so uhhhhhh tomoko (i ain't no commie)
5. any commie country except china because muh industry
6. i have no clue
7. soviet

all american appaloosa wrote:we're back bitches

1. if you could rename any city in the united states, what city would it be and what would you rename it to
2. if you could make your own amendment that had to be added to the US constitution, what would it be about
3. if you could change any one event in history, what would it be
4. if you had to, would you rather become amsk8r or tomoko
5. if you could wipe any one country off the map entirely, which one would it be, if any?
6. if you had to believe in a religion which one would you go with
7. would you rather live under soviet rule or ISIS rule

1. LA to Niggatopia
2. been sitting here like 10 minutes cant think of shit so IDK
3. SAVE PEARL HARBOR or carthage wins the 2nd punic war and crushes rome (that'd change fucking everything. thank you based scipio africanus)
4. amsk8r
5. Somalia it ain't doing the world no good
6. already a devout protestant
7. soviet, they had a MUCH better run than ISIS and were a legitimate country. If ISIS ruled anything it'd be a worse failure than the USSR

1. I'd rename Orlando to "GangstaLand" because that's wacky and it's the first thing that popped up in my brain
2. Probably about legalizing weed.
3. Either stop Hitlers rise to power, stop JFK getting assassinated, stop Hasbro from reviving the MLP franchise, or stopping any japshit being brought over to the USA
4. An interesting question, at face value both may seem shit living wise, however we must consider a few things. Tomoko, despite pissing herself at 22 and having wild conspiracy theories, is at least going to college and doesn't foster any truly communist or anti american ideals. Amsk8r on the other hand, is a commie psycho, supporter of ISIS, probably quit his job, squanders his cash on fucking chibi plushies, and most likely has little future. Also as Tomoko, I can use being an oppressed minority woman to my advantage and am also part of the jewish hivemind so tomoko it is.
5. Either North Korea, Japan, Rooskieland, or wherever the majority of ISIS currently is at.
6.I am already christian.
7. Seeing as how ISIS are pretty much religious anti-christian/anti-american extremists, i'm not going there. Snowden was in russia for a little bit so it can't be as bad as the middle east.

i think tomoko got a felony so idk if she has a future but she has a better one than amsk8r

also amsk8r did get fired he didnt quit

Barbarian Obama wrote:
3. SAVE PEARL HARBOR or carthage wins the 2nd punic war and crushes rome (that'd change fucking everything. thank you based scipio africanus)

FVCK YOU CARTHAGE DOGS CAESAR VICTUS ERAT SUPRA SCIPIO ROMANIS IMPERIIS SALUTO IMPERATOR CAESAR

1. there's this place called cut and shoot in texas, i'll just call it kosherville

i dunno why

2. the right to destroy alarm clocks freely

3. the death of bill murray

4. can i be honest here? i can't decide

5. probably north korea

6. already a christian, don't see that changing any time soon

7. i'd die either way, but soviet just seems a bit more tame and orderly, even if breaking the rules would get me killed

oaky wrote:

Barbarian Obama wrote:
3. SAVE PEARL HARBOR or carthage wins the 2nd punic war and crushes rome (that'd change fucking everything. thank you based scipio africanus)

FVCK YOU CARTHAGE DOGS CAESAR VICTUS ERAT SUPRA SCIPIO ROMANIS IMPERIIS SALUTO IMPERATOR CAESAR

im actually glad carthage didnt win without them there would be no america