Got this reply on the crazy Jesus forum

[James]

http://jesus-1000.bigforumpro.com/

(Matthew 6:24) "¶ No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon (capitalize)."
If you truly want to come back to Jesus which is the true light (run-on sentence), you will have to Quit (lowercase) playing Dungeons & Dragons, (replace comma with full stop) Demons are attracted to such things, as long as you are playing with things like that they won’t let you come back to the light. You will have to turn your back on them, and not listen to them or let them influence you in any way.
About celestial power, There is only one power, and that is He who sits on High Jesus Christ. There is no one else who has any power at all, the power anybody does have, comes from Jesus alone. We by ourselves are powerless to do anything.

We will pray for you to come back to Jesus if you were saved before and now want to come back. Peace to you. Lee And Anna

Proofreading notes in red, since the site obviously doesn't proofread. Surprisingly this is one of the better proofread posts on the site.

If it isn't obvious, D&D isn't satanic, though it does have demons in it. Read the Monster Manual for the demons.

[him]

This is a site of religious tolerance we do not appreciate your bigotry here at OTXTest.forumotion.com

[the 4th disciple]

Why do you provoke our glorious religious brothers, OP? Leave them alone.

[James]

Why do you provoke our glorious religious brothers, OP? Leave them alone.

I did not think you guys would care about them. I remember them being called crazy.

[cya]

whyre you interacting with them

[James]

whyre you interacting with them

I'll raid them soon.

Just testing the waters.

[cya]

and theyre probably foreign

[cya]

you arent going to do duehh raiding them james

[James]

you arent going to do duehh raiding them james

that's because I don't have the tools to raid them with.

[the 4th disciple]

you arent going to do duehh raiding them james

that's because I don't have the tools to raid them with.

You are not getting Irene.

[James]

you arent going to do duehh raiding them james

that's because I don't have the tools to raid them with.

You are not getting Irene.

Don't really need Irene, just need other stuff.

[the 4th disciple]

you arent going to do duehh raiding them james

that's because I don't have the tools to raid them with.

You are not getting Irene.

Don't really need Irene, just need other stuff.

You're not getting anything.

[alyaza]

This is a site of religious tolerance we do not appreciate your bigotry here at OTXTest.forumotion.com

[alyaza]

please remind james once again that disturbing the peace of OTXT is not allowed

[the 4th disciple]

james, please keep the peace and stop causing calamity among our community.

[James]

james, please keep the peace and stop causing calamity among our community.

keeping the peace is just a phrase.

And I don't think that site is part of OTx, but I won't announce raids here anymore because OTx no longer does those.

[alyaza]

thank you

[James]

thank you

you're welcome

[cya]

i think otx has stopped spontaneous raids in general unless they screwed with us first

[James]

i think otx has stopped spontaneous raids in general unless they screwed with us first

understood.

A raid usually only causes a hiccup in the forum, unless you manage to get admin somehow.

[cya]

from what i've read from pnwiki, you can permanently screw up forums if they're small enough but at that point it isn't even worth it

[James]

from what i've read from pn you can permanently screw up forums if they're small enough but at that point it isn't even worth it

you can permanently screw up ANY forum if you're an admin and the administrators aren't on 100% of the time.

the tiamat is a rare but sacred art.

I can test it on OTEX if you want.

[cya]

no i'm talking about just postbombing or faux-ddosing if the forum isn't hosted by something with any protection against that

[him]

james, please keep the peace and stop causing calamity among our community.

keeping the peace is just a phrase.

And I don't think that site is part of OTx, but I won't announce raids here anymore because OTx no longer does those.

A part of OTx or not we won't condone hostile action towards any internet community

[salty]

james, please keep the peace and stop causing calamity among our community.

keeping the peace is just a phrase.

And I don't think that site is part of OTx, but I won't announce raids here anymore because OTx no longer does those.

A part of OTx or not we won't condone hostile action towards any internet community

well said brother

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