AUTISM THUNDERDOME I

this can only end well

REPRESENTING OUR DISTRICTS:

me and oaky win hands down

otthunderdome would never resort to this level of facism where we send kids to kill themselves

PART I: THE BLOODBATH

PART II: DAY I


TL:DR:
looks like there's an impromptu alliance here between oaky, room, tomoko and ugly

icy got owned by zac but lived

dragonmaster killed spinny, RIP

stalin hurt magisan badly

spinny nooooo
you could have punched so many more thinkpads

magisan has also died, unfortunately

;_;

2 casualties for day 1, spinny & magisan

PART III: NIGHT I



TL;DR:
tomoko, dogman, carl and icy told each other some stories

stalin, zac, dragonmaster and ammy ganged up on link and killed him

queen tipsy destroyed lcke's stuff

i fended off room, epoch and c sonic

oaky snuggled with ugly

diseased and mega may or may not be in love

PART IV: DAY II
in memoriam link63 ;_;



TL;DR:
zac and seth work together

dogman and tomoko work together

trashboat killed icy

PART VI: NIGHT II



TL;DR:
oaky and queen tipsy drowned diseased

room refuses to kill apprentipants

epoch, appaloosa horse and ammy discuss shit that happens

carl, trashboat and tomoko discuss shit that happens

PART VII: DAY III



TL;DR
tipsy gets her shit raided by tomoko, mega, room and trash

stalin refuses to kill dogman

ugly drowns in a frozen lake

some dudes scare off other dudes

RIP beejuay and ugly

the cousins got their shit kicked and have become the first district to lose both tributes

kill count:
MAC B - 2
STALIN - 2
TRASHBOAT - 1
OAKY - 1
AMSK8R - 1
ZACMAC - 1
TIPSY - 1

PART VIII: NIGHT III


c sonic, zac, and lckelear sing songs

appaloosa horse kills porce

mega, stalin, tomoko and tipsy tell each other ghost stories

PART IX: DAY IV


TL;DR:
jesus fuck

dogman stalks tomoko

qt's camp gets raided again by mega, oaky, lcke and room

dragonmaster BTFOs zacmac and bashes his head against a rock a few times

stalin dies trying to escape the AUTISM THUNDERDOME

HOLY SHIT



casualties of the arenapocalypse:
TOMOKO - drowned by QT
ROOM - swept away
DOGMAN - swept away
APPRENTIPANTS - fatally injured on a piece of debris
SETH & C SONIC - ran into each other hard enough to knock each other unconscious and both drowned
LCKE - fatally injured on a piece of debris

at this point the only people alive are epoch, amsk8r, rt, queen tipsy, mac, mega, carl and trashboat, and the only districts still at full strength are district two (me and ams) and district twelve (carl and trashboat)

PART XI: NIGHT IV


i jinxed it, carl just got blown up by mega ;_;

dang it female me, you wasted the explosives.

GO EPOCH

PART XII: DAY V
wow jesus shit things went from 1 to 100000 reallllll quick here


trashboat was shot and killed by archer epoch, tipsy killed mega

PART XIII: DAY V, PART II


amsk8r bashes QT in with a mace, epoch and dragonmaster appear to be trying to go at it

district 2 is still at full strength, and we're down to the final four

everybody alive has at least one kill; mac has the most kills at 3, but epoch is a solid archer and the district 2 duo aren't quite out of it yet

PART XIV: NIGHT V
district 2 is no longer at full strength


might be epoch v amsk8r

THIS IS GETTING FUCKING INTENSE

SETH NOOOOOOO

PART XV: DAY VI
OH SHIT NIGGERS



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