im tempted to say we should follow this as our official situation system for shits and giggles

it just fits the true otx standard of quality and it's meant for parkourdude91 who is an american hero and patriot

cool ranch is nasty

im not saying cool ranch isnt nasty but what could it be replaced with which has equal levels of american patriotism

cool ranch is aight
the dorito tacos its great tho

there should be white bleach for if you actually think this meme shit is cool

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:there should be white bleach for if you actually think this meme shit is cool

u wot m8

all of those foods are fuckin nasty hell no

real americans eat steak and potatoes not that shitty corn doritos trash

bitch what are you talking about doritos are literally patriotism incarnate and mountain dew is god tier

Regular Mountain Dew isn't that great, Code Red and Voltage are best.

code red is fucking great

muffin man wrote:code red is fucking great

Yeah. I an't take regular Dew since there's better lemon-lime drinks but Code Red is amazing.

i think we can all agree though that diet dew is the spawn of satan

mountain dew is gay and is for the pc gaming master race elitist who love self deprecation jokes

muffin man wrote:i think we can all agree though that diet dew is the spawn of satan

I don't even touch diet drinks in general. Just stick with the regular, diets aren't even helping, they're worse.

diet = shit

i dont drink soda so i don't even remember what dew tastes like

my cousin used to love that shit when he was a wee lad

it tastes like a prototypical diet soda

OFFICIAL OTX RATING SYSTEM:

EPOCH BLACK: IT'S OVER
SHITPOSTER RED: MAJOR THREAT TO FORUM SCRAMBLE THE SHITPOST SQUAD
CORNGOD ORANGE: MINOR THREAT TO FORUM
LANK63 YELLOW: NOTEWORTHY THREAT TO FORUM
DISEASED GIRAFFE GREEN: LITTLE OR NO THREAT
THUNDERDOME BLUE: NO THREAT PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC STILL CRUSHING IT

the only alert we need is the good old "the monkey is in the banana patch"

wat

its from breaking bad and it was used a few times on otx

oh

dumb

i look at computer and see food