asking my girlfriend for a mic for the desktop

"what for?"
"to get skype"
"skype is for talking to others"
"i know"
"talk to who?"
"friends"
"what friends? you dont have a lot of friends"
"online friends"
"online friends, what does that mean"
"people i talk to online"
"talk to where?"
"you know"
"oh fucking hell, dont tell me its p*rnhub shelley"
"no *laughs*"
"then where"
"you remember that forum you saw on the bookmarks"

> tfw she laughed at me
> tfw she rubbed my head and hugged me, as a "youre so silly" gesture
> tfw she seems to be suspicious
> tfw i had to explain my internet history once

your girlfriend is a bitch

lol u dont have friends silly dog

bj treats you right

i added part two of the story btw

you made this up op dont lie

tomoko lies about everything in true goy style

no i didnt

prove it

Tomoko is a cutie and very awkward but that's why I love her <3

i love her more

Beat it nerd the only thing you could love is dik covered in lard

eat dix from dixieland nerd

You like centipede dick because they have 8 just like they have 8 legs

idk about me but your mom said that she like ma dick

I bet u wear mask to look like min and tell itself dat only explination

FUCK THAT BITCH holy shit she's condescending

why are you asking your girlfriend for a mic why dont you just get one yourself

flademcgay wrote:why are you asking your girlfriend for a mic why dont you just get one yourself

yeah dont let that bitch dominate your life

flademcgay wrote:why are you asking your girlfriend for a mic why dont you just get one yourself

she makes money because she has a job

im a full time student right now, but she is part-time

as a math major you know all of the mathematics required to build your own microphone and filtering circuitry yourself

although i have money, its just to make sure that she knows

she isnt that controlling

if you can do a fast fourier transform you can get your ass on skype with your very own high quality mic built from scraps of paper

bagel wrote:as a math major you know all of the mathematics required to build your own microphone and filtering circuitry yourself

the only math i know that is entirely relevant to electrical engineering are differential equations, to an extent

moko wrote:

bagel wrote:as a math major you know all of the mathematics required to build your own microphone and filtering circuitry yourself

the only math i know that is entirely relevant to electrical engineering are differential equations, to an extent

buy a microphone then

http://www.instructables.com/id/Build-Your-Own-Microphone/

but who're you even kidding oaky of course shes not going to