OTx spirituals

HE FLAMINGDINNER, BRUH AMMER AND BRUH RTCITY
 by sammy flimflammy on Tue May 27, 2014 3:05 pm

Say that he Flamingdinner would get up each and every morning. Stretch and walk around. He'd type, "ME AND MYSELF. ME AND MYSELF." like that. Annoy all the little forumites so they were afraid to come out in the sunshine. Afraid to post or log on or whatever the little forumites wanted to do.
"What we gone do about it?" they asked one another.
Spinny leapin' from thread to thread, just scared. Diseased lurking, couldn't hardly coax him.
He Flamingdinner just went on, stickin' out his chest and typing "ME AND MYSELF. ME AND MYSELF."
The little forumites held a sit down chat, and one by one and two by two and all by all they decide to go see Bruh Ammer and Bruh RTCity. For they know that Bruh Ammer has been around. And Bruh RTCity says he has, too. So they went to Bruh Ammer and Bruh RTCity. Said, "We have some trouble. Old he Flamingdinner, him annoyin' everybody, typin' every morning and all day 'ME AND MYSELF, ME AND MYSELF.' like that."
"Why he Flamingdinner want to do that? Bruh Ammer said.
"Is that all he Flamingdinner have to say?" Bruh RTCity asked.
"We don't know why, but that's all he Flamingdinner can tell us and we didn't ask him to tell that." said the little forumites. "And we wish him to stop it."
"Well, I'll go see him, talk to him, I've known he Flamingdinner a long kind of time." Bruh Ammer said.
"I'll go with you." said Bruh RTCity, "I've known he Flamingdinner most long as you."
That Ammer and that RTCity went off through the forum. They kept seeing something. "e n mef, e n mef." Couldn't make it out. They got farther in the forum. They saw it plain now. "ME AND MYSELF. ME AND MYSELF."
"Well, well, well." said Bruh Ammer. He wasn't scared. He'd been around the forum, seen a lot. "My, my, my" said Bruh RTCity. He'd seen enough to know not to be afraid of old he Flamingdinner. Now, old he Flamingdinner could be dangerous, but you had to know how to handle him. The Ammer and the RTCity climbed in the thread where he Flamingdinner had his lair. They found him. Kept their distance. He watchin' them and they watchin' him. Everybody actin cordial.
"Hear tell you are annoyin' everybody, all the little forumites with your typin' all the time." Bruh RTCity said.
"I types when I pleases," he Flamingdinner said.
"Well, might could you leave off the noise first thing in the mornin' so the little forumites can do what they need on the forum?" asked Bruh Ammer.
"Listen," said he Flamingdinner, and then he typed hard:
"ME AND MYSELF, ME AND MYSELF. Nobody tell me what not to do." he said. "I'm king of the forum, me and myself."
"Better had let me tell you somethin'" Bruh RTCity said, "for I've seen seth, and I know him the real king of the forum." He Flamingdinner was quiet awhile. He looked straight through that scrawny little RTCity like he was nothin' at all. He looked at Bruh Ammer and figured he'd talk to him.
"You, Ammer. You have been around." he Flamingdinner said.
"That's true," said old Bruh Ammer, "I been about everywhere. I've been around the whole forest."
"Then you must know somethin'" he Flamingdinner said.
"I know lots," said Bruh Ammer, slow and quiet like.
"Tell me what you know about seth." he Flamingdinner said. "He think him king of the forum!"
"Well now, I tell you." said Bruh Ammer, "I been around, but I haven't ever come across Seth that I know of. Couldn't tell you nothin' about him."
So he Flamingdinner had to turn back to Bruh RTCity. He didn't want to but he had to. "So what?" he said to that scrawny little RTCity.
"Well, you got to come down here if you want to see seth." Bruh RTCity said.
He Flamingdinner thought a minute, an hour, and a whole day. Then, the next day, he came on down.
He roared just once, "ME AND MYSELF, ME AND MYSELF. Now," he said, "come show me man." So they set out. He Flamingdinner, Bruh Ammer and Bruh RTCity. They go along and they go along, rangin' the forest. Pretty soon they come to a clearin'. And playin' in it is a little fellow about nine years old.
"Is that there seth?" asked he Flamingdinner
"Why no, that one is called Trash Bot, but it sure is not Seth," said Bruh RTCity.
So they went along and they went along. Pretty soon they came upon a shade tree. And sleepin under it is an old, olden fellow, about ninety years olden. "There must lie man," spoke he Flamingdinner. "I knew him wasn't gone be much." "That's not man." said Bruh RTCity. "That fellow is Magi San. You'll know it when you see Seth."
So they went along. He Flamingdinner is tired of strollin'. So he types hard "ME AND MYSELF, ME AND MYSELF." Upsets Ammer so much that Ammer doubles over and runs and climbs a tree.
"Come down from there." Bruh RTCity tellin' him. So after awhile Ammer comes down. He keepin' his distance from he Flamingdinner anyhow. And they set out some more. Going along quiet and slow. In a little while they come to a section. And comin' on way down the road, Bruh RTCity sees Seth comin'. Seth about 21 years old. Big and strong, with a big gun over his shoulder. "There!" Bruh RTCity says. "See there he Flamingdinner? There's Seth. You better go meet him."
"I will." says he Flamingdinner. And he sticks out his chest and types hard, "ME AND MYSELF. ME AND MYSELF." All the way to seth he's typin' proud, "ME AND MYSELF, ME AND MYSELF!"
"Come on Bruh Ammer, let's go!" Bruh RTCity says. "What for?" Bruh Ammer wants to know. "You better come on!" And Bruh RTCity takes ahold of Bruh Ammer and half drags him to a thread. And there he makin' the Ammer hide with him.
For heere comes seth. He sees old he Flamingdinner real good now. He drops to one knee and he takes aim with his big gun. Old he Flamingdinner is typin' his head off: "ME AND MYSELF! ME AND MYSELF!"
The big gun goes off: "PA-LOOOM!"
He Flamingdinner falls back hard on his hind.
The gun goes off again: "PA-LOOOM!"
He Flamingdinner is flyin' through the air. He lands in the thread. "Well, did you see seth?" asked Bruh Ammer. "I seen him." said he Flamingdinner. "Seth spoken to me unkind, and got a great big long stick him keepin' on his shoulder. Then Seth taken that stick down and him speakin' real mean. Thunderin' at me and lightning comin' from that stick, awful bad. Made me sick. I had to turn around. And Seth pointin' that stick again and thunderin' at me some more. So I come in here, cause it seem like him throwed some stickers at me each time it thunder, too."
"So you've met man, and you know 'zactly what that kind of him is." says Bruh RTCity.
"I surely do know that," he Flamingdinner said back. Awhile after he Flamingdinner met seth, things were some better in the forum. Bruh Ammer knew what seth looked like so he could keep out of his way. That RTCity always did know how to keep out of Seth's way. The little forumites could go out in the mornin' because he Flamingdinner was more peaceable. He didn't walk around typin' at the top of his keyboard all the time. And when he Flamingdinner did lift those keys of his, it was like "Me and myself and Seth. Me and myself and Seth." Like that.
Wasn't too loud atall.