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10/10 post

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what is this place

Hell please save me

how long tell some one calls you fd

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whos that? franklin delano? theres an r in there

Who are

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im a PTSD war vet and this is apart of my recovery program

OP is gay

@ezel you should play roblox more often. When I was younger and my wife hadn't left me and taken the kids with her due to the early onslaught of alzheimer's, I bought my young son a roblox because it was imported from America to my country. A lot of reviews said it was a knock-off form of Beyblade, but I knew my son would love it because he loves american products and hated our country's cultural norms. One day, my son and I decided to go to a newly-opened zoo. They were a very new thing at the time and because I thought he liked animals, I thought it'd be a good treat since I was trying to avoid my wife being angry over my missing of our fifteenth anniversary. I didn't mean to, I just thought listening to my marketing person explaining demographic expansions and response rate ratios as well as cost per conversion statistics was far more entertaining than dealing with her. They just can't help themselves sometimes. Anyways, my son and I went to the zoo, and it turns out I was wrong. He really, really, didn't like animals. He took the Roblox with him and kept trying to launch it into the enclosures so we'd have a reason to be escorted out. Because I am a parent who wanted him to try and enjoy everything life has to offer, I, of course, prevented this. Except one time, he waited at the badgers enclosure while I was listening to voicemails sent to me by my wife, and he launched it in without my ability to intervene.

Naturally I am a very resourceful man who doesn't like anything to go to waste. So, I ended up crawling over the fence surrounding the enclosure and kept really low to the ground, as per my militarial training around animals dictated, and tried to grab it. Of course, despite what academic professors try to teach you, they truly can't predict every outcome that results from interactions between humans and animals, particularly badgers, I think. Naturally, I tried to rear up on my legs to match the badger, trying to seem as tall as I could, much to the horror of those surrounding. I think a crowd started to gather, because inevitably all humans like to watch the suffering of another. I don't think it did anything to rear up at it, but then the employees started to notice and separated me from the badger.

We got escorted out, like he wanted, but we lost the roblox so I don't think I would actually recommend further usage of this toy.

Also, I do not think I am gay. While I do not have a boyfriend, I did have a friend that was gay, and I asked him, "hey, since you are gay, have you ever thought about having sex with me? Because you're gay?" He replied with, "Do you ever think about having sex with that clerk from the convenient store down the street? Because you are straight?" I left it at that because I wasn't sure how to respond. I think if I ended up with a boyfriend, I would choose one that is shorter than me so I could feel more masculine in the relationship and so I would have someone to reach under surfaces for me without a great deal of inconvenience.

I think while a lot of people make fun of them there's some benefits to being gay. Like, for example, you would be able to interject in every conversation about being gay. Or fantastic furnishing selection abilities, as well as the gift of being very good at art. I think this would come in handy if you ever needed a thousand dollars and you found an ad in the newspaper advertising an art competition with a prize for a thousand dollars.

nice copypasta

@ezel I wish i did

what the fuck is this

autism

op banned for not using the quote feature and lying

the only people who fear the samurai are the poor chinese and korean innocents that the japanese murder

op is funny

q-q rip OP

good thread

good job tomoko

it wasnt me you retard

room in charge of blaming people

samurais get shredded by the hardcore american ingenuity of modernized weapons