terrible shit general

this is an extremely gay story OT forced me to write
I am sorry pastebin
I am sorry
also if you're not from OT I suggest not reading
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Reno, 7/28/13
A bus arrived at the station. Many retards, trolls, and ponies flooded out. Out last are the main characters of our story, OTTwilight and StarWB. The young couple shared a quick kiss, then walked off the bus as those before them did.

Now, let's take a moment to describe our two leads. OTTwilight is a pony. Not much different from the real Twilight. She, however, had to wear clothes, and she was a lot more mature/immature sexually and mentally.

Star is a robot. He's about 6 feet tall, with a blue and chrome color scheme. He's a handsome robot, the Ryan Gosling of robots. Why? Because the writer is a self-absorbed little fuckass with no life.

Moving on, the two grabbed their bags from the back, and made their way to the sidewalk.
"*beep boop*Hey! Taxi! Taxi! Come on! Taxi!"
A taxi stops near them. The driver is Richiesan.
"Richie? What are you doing here."
"Whenever I'm not being a total crybaby, I have a job as a taxi driver. So, where's your destination?"
"*beep boop* Erm... Twilight, you did bring the directions, didn't you?"
"N-no, it was your job!"
"What are you talking about!? I specifically said it was your job!"
"Just because you say something doesn't mean it's true!"
The two then got into a shouting match. As they screamed, Richie sighed, and opened the Glove Compartment, grabbing a pack of gum labeled, "GIANT BLACK PENIS FLAVORED", popped the entire thing in his mouth, and slumped down in the driver's seat.
"*beep boop*Okay... Okay... Fine. It was my job."
"Okay, Richie just drop us off at Al's Toy Barn."
"The place Transformerclay owns? Alright."
The cab drove off, hitting pedestrians as it went 50 miles over the limit.
It then came to a halt in front of Al's Toy Barn.
"Here we go, Al's Toy Barn."
In front, Transformerclay was in a giant chicken costume, harassing children until they went inside.
"*beep boop*Thanks, richie. You're not as big a homo as we thought."
"Pleasures all mine."
The two then got off, closing the door behind them. Just a they did, Richie put headphones over his head, which were playing gay porn at full volume.
"*beep boop* I'm gonna go talk to Trans. Love you bb."
"Kay. Love you two I'll have your children <333."
Gagging at the shitty love scene, Star went to Trans. Twilight walked over to the front, standing in front of those rides that seemed so fun when you were little but you know realize they have little to no entertaining value.
A little girl walked over, looking around.
"Hey! A pony ride!"
Unfortunately for Twilight, she had completely forgotten to put panties on this morning, so... Basically the little girl shoves a quarter up her vag.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Meanwhile, coolblox woke up in cold sweat.
"I just had the hottest dream right now!"
Back at Al's, Star was also for some reason in a chicken costume.
"*bzzt* Trans... What does this have to do with getting directions."
"I told you, get children to buy toys, and I'll let you use the company computer."
Twilight walked up to them, running her behind.
"G-g-guys, I forgot I had my phone. We don't need... Whatever it is this is."
"Okay, you two loverbirds have hot wild sex."
"You too!", they said, walking off.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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yes I know this sucked

borderline porn, but nothing weird:

titanius anglesmith wrote:how the fuck do these youtubers even get away with this shit

youtube needs to crack down, this is getting stupid

borderline porn, but nothing weird:

Barbarian Obama wrote:

titanius anglesmith wrote:how the fuck do these youtubers even get away with this shit

youtube needs to crack down, this is getting stupid

borderline porn, but nothing weird:

oaky and i were checking out a fo4 mod and all the popular mods on the site were BIGGER BOOBS, NUDE MOD, SEXY AAUUUUGGHHH

inspectah deck wrote:

Barbarian Obama wrote:

titanius anglesmith wrote:how the fuck do these youtubers even get away with this shit

youtube needs to crack down, this is getting stupid

borderline porn, but nothing weird:

oaky and i were checking out a fo4 mod and all the popular mods on the site were BIGGER BOOBS, NUDE MOD, SEXY AAUUUUGGHHH

nexus mods?

inspectah deck wrote:

Barbarian Obama wrote:

titanius anglesmith wrote:how the fuck do these youtubers even get away with this shit

youtube needs to crack down, this is getting stupid

borderline porn, but nothing weird:

oaky and i were checking out a fo4 mod and all the popular mods on the site were BIGGER BOOBS, NUDE MOD, SEXY AAUUUUGGHHH

nexus mods?

siyonen wrote:

WHY

siyonen wrote:

this is an extremely gay story OT forced me to write
I am sorry pastebin
I am sorry
also if you're not from OT I suggest not reading
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reno, 7/28/13
A bus arrived at the station. Many retards, trolls, and ponies flooded out. Out last are the main characters of our story, OTTwilight and StarWB. The young couple shared a quick kiss, then walked off the bus as those before them did.

Now, let's take a moment to describe our two leads. OTTwilight is a pony. Not much different from the real Twilight. She, however, had to wear clothes, and she was a lot more mature/immature sexually and mentally.

Star is a robot. He's about 6 feet tall, with a blue and chrome color scheme. He's a handsome robot, the Ryan Gosling of robots. Why? Because the writer is a self-absorbed little fuckass with no life.

Moving on, the two grabbed their bags from the back, and made their way to  the sidewalk.
"*beep boop*Hey! Taxi! Taxi! Come on! Taxi!"
A taxi stops near them. The driver is Richiesan.
"Richie? What are you doing here."
"Whenever I'm not being a total crybaby, I have a job as a taxi driver. So, where's your destination?"
"*beep boop* Erm... Twilight, you did bring the directions, didn't you?"
"N-no, it was your job!"
"What are you talking about!? I specifically said it was your job!"
"Just because you say something doesn't mean it's true!"
The two then got into a shouting match. As they screamed, Richie sighed, and opened the Glove Compartment, grabbing a pack of gum labeled, "GIANT BLACK PENIS FLAVORED", popped the entire thing in his mouth, and slumped down in the driver's seat.
"*beep boop*Okay... Okay... Fine. It was my job."
"Okay, Richie just drop us off at Al's Toy Barn."
"The place Transformerclay owns? Alright."
The cab drove off, hitting pedestrians as it went 50 miles over the limit.
It then came to a halt in front of Al's Toy Barn.
"Here we go, Al's Toy Barn."
In front, Transformerclay was in a giant chicken costume, harassing children until they went inside.
"*beep boop*Thanks, richie. You're not as big a homo as we thought."
"Pleasures all mine."
The two then got off, closing the door behind them. Just a they did, Richie put headphones over his head, which were playing gay porn at full volume.
"*beep boop* I'm gonna go talk to Trans. Love you bb."
"Kay. Love you two I'll have your children <333."
Gagging at the shitty love scene, Star went to Trans. Twilight walked over to the front, standing in front of those rides that seemed so fun when you were little but you know realize they have little to no entertaining value.
A little girl walked over, looking around.
"Hey! A pony ride!"
Unfortunately for Twilight, she had completely forgotten to put panties on this morning, so... Basically the little girl shoves a quarter up her vag.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Meanwhile, coolblox woke up in cold sweat.
"I just had the hottest dream right now!"
Back at Al's, Star was also for some reason in a chicken costume.
"*bzzt* Trans... What does this have to do with getting directions."
"I told you, get children to buy toys, and I'll let you use the company computer."
Twilight walked up to them, running her behind.
"G-g-guys, I forgot I had my phone. We don't need... Whatever it is this is."
"Okay, you two loverbirds have hot wild sex."
"You too!", they said, walking off.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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yes I know this sucked