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John fucking Wayne on the 808s
Gacy on streets knifin tiny prostates
Im great ballin hard like Bill Gates
Stompin on drugs like the beans I bifurcate

one of you nigggers step up to the mic

I put cunts to the knife
From bay to bay
Marshall county coons bitchin
I'm KKK
Archangel
Holy fire on the negroes
Knock em down get the shovel and I'll show em where the weed grows
Party in the field boys call up the ladies
Fuck in the truck with the whiskey like the 80s
Ill burn a cross and pump Joe Walsh
Green apple pie, all American boss

i put a afro caribbean underground without a sound
tennessee bound, I'm a real booty hound
armed to the teeth with a mossberg and ar15
poppin shots every time i hear the word lean
t
Stonewall Jackson
take your bitch out to the field and plow her like the soil
fill her up like my solo cup then she crowns me like im royal

i live my life on a silver string
i have no need for bling
fuck your nig ger music where did we lose the talent to sing
"ooga booga i got more money than you"
who the fuck cares put it in a haiku

ill fuck tomoko like a wasp spider
then ill get get jacked on my hard cider
shut your mouth bitch im a rough rider
im a calvary man and your semen provider

dont get on me for my quad a rhymes
im boolin all the time miss me with that niggra crime
parallel lines on my dick tight pussy
your cunts nice but its a little too bushy

ill fuck you raw upside down sideways what pays son im always down
they hate on me cause im a certified clown
but they wont be laughin when im 6 feet deep in your mommas poontown
dont mind me i just have my hand stuck upside her gown
go back to sleep billy i dont want you here when the pussi clamps down

THEY WANT MAC B'S BEEFY STEAK
EMPLOYEE'S NOTICE IM ALREADY IN THAT FRUITY CAKE

miss, you are mistaken
do not be shaken
i am not a hooch dealer, im just a man trying to bring home the bacon

i took a road up to fort payne
"miss could you point me to the nearest train"
she marked my map and i thanked her so
im getting out and takin it slow


i found myself in tallulah falls
rich man try to bust my balls
while i was restin i took a shot of jack
and my head told me "you'd better head back to Alabama, Mac"

i packed up and kept heading south
and i saw some lights that dropped my mouth
i hit atlanta with a deck of cards, but my hand gave me a smack
and said "you better head back to Alabama, Mac"

Dixie, Dixie
There ain't no place that I'd rather be
Baby won't you carry mee
back to Dixie

I took my car and my car took me to the Florida line
By then I was set on seeing some friends of mine

We got together and I passed around my white dog
By the end of the night we were hiding in a bog

I told my friend we're clear, but the law's gonna be on my back
he said "you'd better head back to Alabama, Mac"

My stomach was growlin and I was looking for some meat
So I stopped by a Long John Silver's for a bite to eat
I took out my wallet
and my wallet said
"You'd better head back to Alabama, Mac"

Dixie, Dixie
There ain't no place that I'd rather be
Baby won't you carry mee
back to Dixie

heel in a rat's brain
fingers on a mouse
something about the president
boy never gets out the house

Big Dick, that's what they call me
Archdeacon, that's my job
Your girls in my DMs, asks when I'm free
I hate to break it to you, she loves slobbing my knob
It'd be unbecoming to make my deviancy church business
But I know these mothers can't resist this
She's wetter than the holy water when i whip out my cock
I gotta baptize her son then she's ready to rock

i just decided through the will of the son of god
you show me your tits before you travel abroad
you know ill fuckin miss that missionary
Miss, on your mission to these godless nations you should be wary

the first time i met the devil was in in florida, was it tennessee or georgia
tall bitch livin the short life with brown eyes like a knife, the kind that you couldnt ignore
she's a sharp little scalpel that i'd like to undress
filthier than sin, yeah we talk about conquest
problems in her head, she'd rather get doped up than get a fucking hobby
or maybe i dont pay attention cuz im too concerned about fucking her sloppy
knows im a mother fucker god damn she fucks fathers
try to hold on to common sense before i drown in shallow waters
hitting me up like "come down here and fuck me" when im trying to remind myself that god loves ugly