what are conspiracy theories that you actually believe

jesus is actually the personification of caesar flavius in jewish mythology, he was invented by roman jews in greece and other parts of the roman empire to get steal shekels from jews in judea (israel)

JFK was shot by the mossad for opposing the dimona base

social justice was made by the CIA to dumb down americans so that they are faced with distractions

elvis might still be alive; the KGB or the CIA tried to get rid of him

george washington was a freemason

the british and mexicans secretly started the civil war in the us to split the us between the two of them

people like marilyn monroe, jimi hendrix, john lennon, michael jackson and johnny cash were taken out by the CIA

aliens did contact out ancient ancestors

the telephone was really invented in the 1400s, but the catholic church destroyed it and killed its inventor (i forgot who) because they said it was heretical

obama is a zionist nazi jew lizardman

lol thats st00ped

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the super sexy communists under vladdy lenin were really nice guys and the western world knew that they would be a threat to their evil system of capitalism so they made up the holodomor and all that

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Haim Saban is actually an alien from another dimension, and has used mind controlling powers to gain his wealth and small amount of power. Saban also has connections to Oprah Winfrey who is a domestic terrorist that is working with the lizardmen who are spearheaded by barack obama. Haim Saban is also working with the lizardmen and Obama to brainwash the future generation of children.

In this chaos, there is but one hero who can save us all, and his name is ALEX JONES! However Jones is repressed by the evil dinosaur media that Haim Saban continuously pushes in his attempt to brainwash future generations, and Saban has also made the generation of kids from the 90's social justice warriors to combat alex jones new age internet media.

However the real culprit here is none other than the Japs. You know how saban reused footage from jap kids shows to make Power Rangers? Well that's exactly my point, you see the japanese are an alien race that the lizardmen are warring with but have agreed on a truce to conquer the earth and are helping the lizardmen brainwash the youth with their shows with men in suits.

CHINKERATOR wrote:However the real culprit here is none other than the Japs. You know how saban reused footage from jap kids shows to make Power Rangers? Well that's exactly my point, you see the japanese are an alien race that the lizardmen are warring with but have agreed on a truce to conquer the earth and are helping the lizardmen brainwash the youth with their shows with men in suits.

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None of them because they're all bullshit

The furthest I'm wiling to go is that the air force probably has some very neat, clasified weaponry and aircraft along with the rest of the military given the massive defense budget

salty wrote:None of them because they're all bullshit

The furthest I'm wiling to go is that the air force probably has some very neat, clasified weaponry and aircraft along with the rest of the military given the massive defense budget

lol do you really think they tell you the truth all the time"

The telephone one is exceptionally absurd ala free energy bullshit

Some dude singlehandedly discovered that electrical signals exist and can transmit information and has the nonexistent tools and material (was copper wire even an available thing?) to make, connect, and demonstrate his device and then is erased from history for being a heretic? BULLLLLSHIT

Almost all conspiracies fall apart when you think critically about them


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salty wrote:The telephone one is exceptionally absurd ala free energy bullshit

Some dude singlehandedly discovered that electrical signals exist and can transmit information and has the nonexistent tools and material (was copper wire even an available thing?) to make, connect, and demonstrate his device and then is erased from history for being a heretic? BULLLLLSHIT

it was the RCC though

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tomoko = tomoko

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helloimtomoko wrote:

salty wrote:The telephone one is exceptionally absurd ala free energy bullshit

Some dude singlehandedly discovered that electrical signals exist and can transmit information and has the nonexistent tools and material (was copper wire even an available thing?) to make, connect, and demonstrate his device and then is erased from history for being a heretic? BULLLLLSHIT

it was the RCC though

the ringing choke converter?

the ancient whatever conspiracies are really dumb

"guys guys!!! there were sekret aliens/astronauts/stone age people on the moon/mars/venus/io/europa/wherever the fuck and the evil libruls are convering it up!!!!"

c. robin, muffin man wrote:the ancient whatever conspiracies are really dumb

"guys guys!!! there were sekret aliens/astronauts/stone age people on the moon/mars/venus/io/europa/wherever the fuck and the evil libruls are convering it up!!!!"

oh my god, youre such a fucking bluepilled shill