bodily harm the second

alright so i have no idea why but my left big toe hurts like a bitch on both sides despite the fact that i've done literally nothing to it that could possibly make it hurt

my left eye hurts for some reason

a couple of weeks ago the area just below my eye would hurt if i touch it and to this day im not sure why but considering it stopped im assuming it isnt a problem

prolly a cyst

i dont have those fucking warts on my foot anymore which is nice because they were annoying as shit even though they caused me no problems

my dick itches

friend got stung in near his mouth now it look like he got that herpa derp

fuck my legs are gonna fall off

I remember I walked for like 2-3 hours straight, then sat through 3 flights and the next few days my legs were killing me

last thrusday i already said i lifted 45 tons too many and wrecked my calves and walked around school all day like jmm with shit in his pampers

oh god i have like 0 fucking stamina i almost fucking died

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:oh god i have like 0 fucking stamina i almost fucking died

swim more

fuck you bitch swim my weiner

fat ass diseased

i bet you have to bench 2 dumbbells because the bar is too heavy for you

diseased is so fat that he literally floats under the water

i have this annoying as shit bump on the knuckle of my thumb and i cant tell if it's infected or not

got eviscerated by a 4 month old kitten

muffin man wrote:diseased is so fat that he literally floats under the water

what

whatever it was that was on my thumb knuckle is now just a huge scab because i popped it and rinsed it out

that apparent infection is now a hollow scab that looks fucking awful on the knuckle of my thumb

my cut i got on my arm like over a month ago is still sorta here i hope it heals
it was deep as shit

one time i burned by arm on a cigarette and i had a little dark mark on my arm for a couple years

sadly it has been lost to time

i went to jump a fence to unlock the gate for my physics class and i grabbed onto the spike and pushed down to try to get up anyway and now i have a tiny wound with a very thick piece of skin dangling off

does it hurt