BREAKING NEWS: Fritolaysia cuts off chiplomatic relations with Snakistan

After various incidents of closed-door fat-free trade agreements, trade snacktions disagreements and crumbling french-onion chiplomacy, both leaders of the two nations have cut off all chiplomacy between each other.

Fritolaysian President Barrbaku Chedar says "We have been supplying the people of Snakistan with pre-packaged consumable goods for over 40 years, and for them to show resistance to our savory products is unacceptable".

This comes a few months after the late-night SALTY talks between the two nations and their allies at the Kuler Ranch, and a few weeks after the Rold Gold standard of currency was agreed on.

In recent weeks, rufflelotionary uprising in the Chex Republic has forced Snakistan to deploy border patrol to prevent the spicy problem from spilling over. Rufflelotionary leader Spizi Zalsa has citied radical crummunist beliefs as his motivation in attacking calorie pipelines, which has overbaked the Snakistani economnomy and has crunched the social setting of the nation, which in turn has further risolated the two nations, right on the eve of further talks at the Funited Nations in New Deli

Leaders in the Cook Islands, Guacamala, Norwave and Honeyduras plan to help cool this spicy situation at the next Zes-T meeting in Munchen, Germany.

i remember you posting this exact thread on ottd a year ago

maybe a year ago on this very day

december 14th 2013 so what eleven months and ghree days?..