THE TOMOKO HUT

the solution to all of tomoko's poor-person problems

the orange juice stain is for effect

she can live in a cave - the walls will be lined with cardboard covered in duct tape and insulation foam for those cold nights and the floor will be made of free carpet samples from Home Depot stuck together with used free/cheap furniture

appliances can include low power led lightbulbs (only about 1 watt each), a usb wall charger for your phone, and a 'house control' panel designed by smokeycorp running a modified smokeyos-mobile operating system with a resistive touch screen

electricity comes from heat (stirling engines, thermoelectric units, or a steam engine) and a small solar panel mounted to the top of the cave as well as a tiny little hand crank for those desperate times

energy storage can be in the form of a lead acid battery or a bunch of high capacity capacitors

you can grow your own food and go to mickey d's for some life-giving protein

water can be distilled from the river or you can go around town with a cooler asking for free cups of water to restore your water supplies for drinking and power

and the need to chop wood for a fire will make you strong

Pioneer of our time, oaky, designs a house to meet the ever growing needs of the modern callgirl

better than the steambox

what is this i dont even

helloimtomoko wrote:what is this i dont even

read it then retard

ill end up selling myself as a pet

$100

salty wrote:

helloimtomoko wrote:what is this i dont even

read it then retard

hey!

im not a retard

for cheap protection you can hook up an ir sensor to a relay and heat up a wire attached to a pvc pipe or something cylindrical with a pointy end cap filled with rocket candy or light it yourself when baddies come

helloimtomoko wrote:ill end up selling myself as a pet

$100

i wouldnt be surprised if everything i listed was about $100 total

salty wrote:for cheap protection you can hook up an ir sensor to a relay and heat up a wire attached to a pvc pipe or something cylindrical with a pointy end cap filled with rocket candy or light it yourself when baddies come

or just buy a pocketknife

dont be a noob

helloimtomoko wrote:

salty wrote:for cheap protection you can hook up an ir sensor to a relay and heat up a wire attached to a pvc pipe or something cylindrical with a pointy end cap filled with rocket candy or light it yourself when baddies come

or just buy a pocketknife

dont be a noob

how the fuck is a shitty little pocket knife gonna keep you safe from a bear coming to claim that cave as his new, comfy home?

those rockets will probably break the sound barrier if you make em big enough

tomoko this is no joke you can live here on the cheap!

lol get a 12 gauge you fucking squeger

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:lol get a 12 gauge you fucking squeger

that requires a class iii weapons permit tomoko has no money

lol fuck the police

how is your shotgun going to keep you safe from ballistic missiles?

freedom trumps all faggot

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:freedom trumps all faggot

freedom is best transported at re-entry speeds

motherfucker forget mach 5 accelerate that bullshit to the speed of light and beyond

salty wrote:

helloimtomoko wrote:

salty wrote:for cheap protection you can hook up an ir sensor to a relay and heat up a wire attached to a pvc pipe or something cylindrical with a pointy end cap filled with rocket candy or light it yourself when baddies come

or just buy a pocketknife

dont be a noob

how the fuck is a shitty little pocket knife gonna keep you safe from a bear coming to claim that cave as his new, comfy home?

those rockets will probably break the sound barrier if you make em big enough

idk

i guess ill just have to see if my crying would scare the bear away

get seandeedifferent to make her a tiny home

tomokohut v3 is complete

this blows tinyhomesforall out of the water