stupid puns/stupid jokes

i know someone who sells cars

his name is otto

fd walks into a bar
he gets beat up

fd isnt old enough to enter a bar

or a restaurant lol

helloimtomoko wrote:fd isnt old enough to enter a bar

or a restaurant lol

it's weenie hut jr because le fuhnny spingebab memez

the stalinator wrote:

helloimtomoko wrote:fd isnt old enough to enter a bar

or a restaurant lol

it's weenie hut jr because le fuhnny spingebab memez

xd

so an Irish guy walks out of a bar

a naked blonde walks into a bar

a mangudai walks into a bar
there was no counter

two experimenters are arguing over the microscopic behavior of their system, which is isolated and closed and has its energy minimized

the first one argues they can easily model the behavior of the system and quotes gibbs' and boltzmann's works on ensembles

the other says that their writings are irrelevant to the discussion, since the ensemble is not canonical

that is the worst joke ive ever come up with, i deserve an award for writing that

Fushigi Champion of 2005 wrote:fd walks into a bar
he gets beat up

absolutely based