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the otthunderdome guide to us elections: 2032 and beyond!
2032 to 2056
2032 ELECTION MAP
FINAL TALLY IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 151
ANDREW FREEDMAN AND THE REPUBLICANS - 63
JAMES DOME AND THE FREEDOM PARTY - 63
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 143
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 118
JOHHNY THUNDER, AMERICAN PATRIOT AND HIGH LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BARELY WINS IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, BY SWEEPING PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE WESTERN UNITED STATES AND WINNING IN MAINE AND VIRGINIA SOMEHOW. HOWEVER, IN CLOSE SECOND IS THE PARTI GOAT, RUN BY THE EPONYMOUS GOAT. THEY TAKE 143 ELECTORAL VOTES, THE ENTIRETY OF NEW ENGLAND MINUS MAINE, AND THE DUO OF TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA. ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY TAKES MOST OF THE DEEP SOUTH, WHICH LEAVES SCARPS FOR JAMES DOME AND ANDREW FREEDMAN, WHO TAKE THE MIDWEST AND ITS RELATIVELY FEW ELECTORAL VOTES.
SINCE NOBODY RECEIVED THE ABSOLUTE MAJORITY REQUIRED, THE ELECTION WENT TO THE HoR, WHERE THE DEMOCRATS UNDER JOHHNY THUNDER WERE ELECTED AGAINST THE PARTI GOAT AND ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY.
FINAL TALLY IN THE HoR:
JOHHNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS: 28
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT: 12
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY: 10
2036 ELECTION
FINAL TALLY IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 160
JAMES DOME AND THE FREEDOM PARTY - 101
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 103
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 174
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY LEAD THE WAY THE WHOLE TIME, TAKING 174 ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES IN THE 2036 ELECTION. TAKING THE WHOLE SOUTH WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ALABAMA (FELL TO PARTI GOAT) AND GAINING TEXAS, THEY MADE MAJOR GAINS ON THE OTHER PARTIES FROM 2032. JOHNNY THUNDER'S DEMOCRATS ALSO MADE GAINS, BUT THEIRS WERE NOT AS LARGE, AND THE DEMOCRATS CAME IN SECOND. THE PARTI GOAT AND THE FREEDOM PARTY OF JAMES DOME FELL ALMOST EVEN IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, TAKING 103 AND 101 VOTES RESPECTIVELY. THE FREEDOM PARTY TOOK MOST OF THE GREAT LAKES, AND QUITE A CHUNK OF THE MIDWEST, WHILE THE PARTI GOAT TOOK MOST OF NEW ENGLAND.
BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF MAJORITY ONCE AGAIN, THE ELECTION FELL TO THE HoR AGAIN, WHERE ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY AND JOHNNY THUNDER'S DEMOCRATS SPLIT THE VOTE 24-24-2. THE SUBSEQUENT RE-VOTE SAW THE DEMOCRATS ELECTED ONCE AGAIN BY A VOTE OF 28-22.
FINAL TALLY IN THE HoR:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 24
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 2
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 24
REVOTE:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 28
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 20
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 22
2040 ELECTION
JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY - 207
MR GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 159
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 172
AMIDST THE LATEST ROUNDS OF FUCKUPS, ANOTHER ELECTION WENT TO THE HoR, AND SHOCKINGLY, ZAC MAC ENDED UP WINNING, GIVING HIM A TERM IN THE OFFICE.
2044 ELECTION
JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY - 271
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 267
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG WHILE, THERE WERE JUST TWO MAJOR PARTIES RUNNING FOR ELECTION DUE TO THE PARTI GOAT COMPLETELY DISINTEGRATING. JAMES DOME WAS GOING FOR HIS FIRST TERM IN OFFICE, WHILE ZAC MAC AND THE ZAC MAC SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY WAS JUST TRYING TO SQEAK IN TO OFFICE ON THE BASIS OF HIS PREVIOUS SUCCESSES. THIS ENDED UP GOING PRETTY WELL FOR HIM, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE LOST ONE TOO MANY STATES, AND ENDED UP LOSING BY THREE VOTES IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
OOPS.
2048 ELECTION
JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY - 233
THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS - 146
THE RISING SOUTH PARTY - 107
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 52
THE 2048 ELECTION TURNED IN TO YET ANOTHER CLUSTERFUCK OF AN ELECTION, AFTER ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY SPLIT AMIDST THE NARROW LOSS IN 2044 DESPITE WINNING ELECTION IN 2040. THE SPLIT BASICALLY OCCURED BECAUSE ZAC MAC'S PARTY COULDN'T GET ELECTED WORTH SHIT, AS SHOWN BY HIS RUNNING IN FOUR ELECTIONS AND WINNING EXACTLY ONE. THE EASTERN SEABOARD STATES WENT THE WAY OF THE RISING SOUTH PARTY, WHILE THE WEST AND GULF STATES STAYED WITH ZAC MAC.
IN THE MIDWEST, FOLLOWING 2044, THERE CAME THE ELDER GOD PARTY RUN BY ONE MAC BURNESTICKY, WHICH PROCEEDED TO SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE. THEY ENDED UP TAKING THE ELECTION BY STORM, AND COMPLETELY FUCKING UP ANY OPPORTUNITY FOR A MAJORITY BY ANYBODY BY TAKING ILLINOIS, INDIANA, AND OHIO. THAT'S ABOUT 50 VOTES -- WHICH WOULD HAVE ENOUGH TO BOOST THE FREEDOM PARTY TO MAJORITY IF THEY'D RETAINED THEM. OF COURSE, THE FREEDOM PARTY KEPT THE REST OF THE IMPORTANT STATES, KEEPING CALIFORNIA'S 55 VOTES, NEW YORK'S 29, AND PENNSYLVANIA'S 20, SO THEY STILL HELD A COMMANDING LEAD IN THE POLLS, BUT STILL.
THE CASE WENT TO THE HoR, AND UNSURPISINGLY, ANDREW FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY WON OUT BY UNANIMOUS DECISION. PRESUMABLY EVERYONE REALIZED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO WIN AFTER NOTING THE NEAR 100 VOTE DIFFERENCE IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
2052 ELECTION
ANDREW FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY - 219
THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS - 135
THE RISING SOUTH PARTY - 78
THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY - 67
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 39
FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY WINS BY A PRETTY NICE MARGIN IN HoR YET AGAIN, UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF ANDY'S SUCCESSOR MICK THUNDER, WHO IS THE SON OF FORMER PRESIDENT FROM 2032 TO 2040, JOHNNY THUNDER.
OH YEAH, AND THE WEST IS RISING UP UNDER THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY WHILE THE RISING SOUTH AND ZAC MAC'S PARTY ARE BOTH GOING THE WAY OF THE DINOSAUR, TOO.
2056 ELECTION
THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS - 182
THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY - 173
MICK THUNDER'S FREEDOM PARTY - 165
THE WEST SURGES FORWARD, AND THE ELDER GODS WRAP UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE SOUTH. THE GULF STATES AND THE MIDDLE SEABOARD MAKE A BLOC VOTE FOR MICK, WHILE WEST VIRGINIA GOES THE WAY OF PACIFIC WEST, AND THE LOWER EAST GOES ELDER. THE END RESULT IS THE CLOSEST ELECTION SINCE 2044. HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE FUCKING WESTERN STATES IN THE BLUE THERE (AND WEST VIRGINIA!) "PRES" MADAGASCAR OF THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY GETS ELECTED IN ON HoR VOTES.
2032 ELECTION MAP
FINAL TALLY IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 151
ANDREW FREEDMAN AND THE REPUBLICANS - 63
JAMES DOME AND THE FREEDOM PARTY - 63
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 143
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 118
JOHHNY THUNDER, AMERICAN PATRIOT AND HIGH LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BARELY WINS IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, BY SWEEPING PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE WESTERN UNITED STATES AND WINNING IN MAINE AND VIRGINIA SOMEHOW. HOWEVER, IN CLOSE SECOND IS THE PARTI GOAT, RUN BY THE EPONYMOUS GOAT. THEY TAKE 143 ELECTORAL VOTES, THE ENTIRETY OF NEW ENGLAND MINUS MAINE, AND THE DUO OF TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA. ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY TAKES MOST OF THE DEEP SOUTH, WHICH LEAVES SCARPS FOR JAMES DOME AND ANDREW FREEDMAN, WHO TAKE THE MIDWEST AND ITS RELATIVELY FEW ELECTORAL VOTES.
SINCE NOBODY RECEIVED THE ABSOLUTE MAJORITY REQUIRED, THE ELECTION WENT TO THE HoR, WHERE THE DEMOCRATS UNDER JOHHNY THUNDER WERE ELECTED AGAINST THE PARTI GOAT AND ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY.
FINAL TALLY IN THE HoR:
JOHHNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS: 28
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT: 12
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY: 10
2036 ELECTION
FINAL TALLY IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 160
JAMES DOME AND THE FREEDOM PARTY - 101
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 103
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 174
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY LEAD THE WAY THE WHOLE TIME, TAKING 174 ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES IN THE 2036 ELECTION. TAKING THE WHOLE SOUTH WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ALABAMA (FELL TO PARTI GOAT) AND GAINING TEXAS, THEY MADE MAJOR GAINS ON THE OTHER PARTIES FROM 2032. JOHNNY THUNDER'S DEMOCRATS ALSO MADE GAINS, BUT THEIRS WERE NOT AS LARGE, AND THE DEMOCRATS CAME IN SECOND. THE PARTI GOAT AND THE FREEDOM PARTY OF JAMES DOME FELL ALMOST EVEN IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, TAKING 103 AND 101 VOTES RESPECTIVELY. THE FREEDOM PARTY TOOK MOST OF THE GREAT LAKES, AND QUITE A CHUNK OF THE MIDWEST, WHILE THE PARTI GOAT TOOK MOST OF NEW ENGLAND.
BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF MAJORITY ONCE AGAIN, THE ELECTION FELL TO THE HoR AGAIN, WHERE ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY AND JOHNNY THUNDER'S DEMOCRATS SPLIT THE VOTE 24-24-2. THE SUBSEQUENT RE-VOTE SAW THE DEMOCRATS ELECTED ONCE AGAIN BY A VOTE OF 28-22.
FINAL TALLY IN THE HoR:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 24
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 2
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 24
REVOTE:
JOHNNY THUNDER AND THE DEMOCRATS - 28
MR. GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 20
ZAC MAC AND THE SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 22
2040 ELECTION
JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY - 207
MR GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT - 159
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 172
AMIDST THE LATEST ROUNDS OF FUCKUPS, ANOTHER ELECTION WENT TO THE HoR, AND SHOCKINGLY, ZAC MAC ENDED UP WINNING, GIVING HIM A TERM IN THE OFFICE.
2044 ELECTION
JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY - 271
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 267
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG WHILE, THERE WERE JUST TWO MAJOR PARTIES RUNNING FOR ELECTION DUE TO THE PARTI GOAT COMPLETELY DISINTEGRATING. JAMES DOME WAS GOING FOR HIS FIRST TERM IN OFFICE, WHILE ZAC MAC AND THE ZAC MAC SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY WAS JUST TRYING TO SQEAK IN TO OFFICE ON THE BASIS OF HIS PREVIOUS SUCCESSES. THIS ENDED UP GOING PRETTY WELL FOR HIM, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE LOST ONE TOO MANY STATES, AND ENDED UP LOSING BY THREE VOTES IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
OOPS.
2048 ELECTION
JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY - 233
THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS - 146
THE RISING SOUTH PARTY - 107
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 52
THE 2048 ELECTION TURNED IN TO YET ANOTHER CLUSTERFUCK OF AN ELECTION, AFTER ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY SPLIT AMIDST THE NARROW LOSS IN 2044 DESPITE WINNING ELECTION IN 2040. THE SPLIT BASICALLY OCCURED BECAUSE ZAC MAC'S PARTY COULDN'T GET ELECTED WORTH SHIT, AS SHOWN BY HIS RUNNING IN FOUR ELECTIONS AND WINNING EXACTLY ONE. THE EASTERN SEABOARD STATES WENT THE WAY OF THE RISING SOUTH PARTY, WHILE THE WEST AND GULF STATES STAYED WITH ZAC MAC.
IN THE MIDWEST, FOLLOWING 2044, THERE CAME THE ELDER GOD PARTY RUN BY ONE MAC BURNESTICKY, WHICH PROCEEDED TO SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE. THEY ENDED UP TAKING THE ELECTION BY STORM, AND COMPLETELY FUCKING UP ANY OPPORTUNITY FOR A MAJORITY BY ANYBODY BY TAKING ILLINOIS, INDIANA, AND OHIO. THAT'S ABOUT 50 VOTES -- WHICH WOULD HAVE ENOUGH TO BOOST THE FREEDOM PARTY TO MAJORITY IF THEY'D RETAINED THEM. OF COURSE, THE FREEDOM PARTY KEPT THE REST OF THE IMPORTANT STATES, KEEPING CALIFORNIA'S 55 VOTES, NEW YORK'S 29, AND PENNSYLVANIA'S 20, SO THEY STILL HELD A COMMANDING LEAD IN THE POLLS, BUT STILL.
THE CASE WENT TO THE HoR, AND UNSURPISINGLY, ANDREW FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY WON OUT BY UNANIMOUS DECISION. PRESUMABLY EVERYONE REALIZED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO WIN AFTER NOTING THE NEAR 100 VOTE DIFFERENCE IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
2052 ELECTION
ANDREW FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY - 219
THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS - 135
THE RISING SOUTH PARTY - 78
THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY - 67
ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY - 39
FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY WINS BY A PRETTY NICE MARGIN IN HoR YET AGAIN, UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF ANDY'S SUCCESSOR MICK THUNDER, WHO IS THE SON OF FORMER PRESIDENT FROM 2032 TO 2040, JOHNNY THUNDER.
OH YEAH, AND THE WEST IS RISING UP UNDER THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY WHILE THE RISING SOUTH AND ZAC MAC'S PARTY ARE BOTH GOING THE WAY OF THE DINOSAUR, TOO.
2056 ELECTION
THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS - 182
THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY - 173
MICK THUNDER'S FREEDOM PARTY - 165
THE WEST SURGES FORWARD, AND THE ELDER GODS WRAP UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE SOUTH. THE GULF STATES AND THE MIDDLE SEABOARD MAKE A BLOC VOTE FOR MICK, WHILE WEST VIRGINIA GOES THE WAY OF PACIFIC WEST, AND THE LOWER EAST GOES ELDER. THE END RESULT IS THE CLOSEST ELECTION SINCE 2044. HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE FUCKING WESTERN STATES IN THE BLUE THERE (AND WEST VIRGINIA!) "PRES" MADAGASCAR OF THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY GETS ELECTED IN ON HoR VOTES.
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would be nice to tell what the damn colors mean because i have no idea whats going on in that post
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Re: the otthunderdome guide to us elections: 2032 and beyond!
here's a guide post 2036 because 2032 and 2036 are color coded
in 2040 green is JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY yellow is MR GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT and gray is ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY
ditto 2044 minus the parti goat
in 2048 green is still JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY, red is the POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS, yellow is THE RISING SOUTH PARTY and gray is ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY
in 2052 green is ANDREW FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY (he takes james dome's place because the republican party blew the fuck up post 2036 or so), red is still the THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS, yellow is still THE RISING SOUTH PARTY, blue is THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY and gray is ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY
ditto 2056 minus yellow, this time gray represents some independent nobody fucking cares about and it consists only of ohio
in 2040 green is JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY yellow is MR GOAT AND THE PARTI GOAT and gray is ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY
ditto 2044 minus the parti goat
in 2048 green is still JAMES DOME'S FREEDOM PARTY, red is the POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS, yellow is THE RISING SOUTH PARTY and gray is ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY
in 2052 green is ANDREW FREEDMAN'S FREEDOM PARTY (he takes james dome's place because the republican party blew the fuck up post 2036 or so), red is still the THE POLITICAL PARTY OF THE ELDER GODS, yellow is still THE RISING SOUTH PARTY, blue is THE PACIFIC WEST PARTY and gray is ZAC MAC'S SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE PARTY
ditto 2056 minus yellow, this time gray represents some independent nobody fucking cares about and it consists only of ohio
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2060 ELECTION
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
basically every party except the pacific west blows the fuck up causing an eight party free-for-all which ends in the pacific west's pres madagascar getting elected again just because everything was fractured and the pacific wasn't
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
basically every party except the pacific west blows the fuck up causing an eight party free-for-all which ends in the pacific west's pres madagascar getting elected again just because everything was fractured and the pacific wasn't
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side notes michigan isn't doing its own thing im a lazy fuck and didn't notice them so we'll say they go pacific west because their neighbors do and it's hip
also free party is the freedom party
the gulf block is like zacmac's rising south but it's about version 3.0, the lakes party is a bunch of chicagois fags, the patriot party was what ohio voted last election and it spread to philly and pennsylvania as a whole, the northeast party consists of canadians and the northeast coalition is chill as fuck
also free party is the freedom party
the gulf block is like zacmac's rising south but it's about version 3.0, the lakes party is a bunch of chicagois fags, the patriot party was what ohio voted last election and it spread to philly and pennsylvania as a whole, the northeast party consists of canadians and the northeast coalition is chill as fuck
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i figured you knewsalty wrote:Wat
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