FD: stupid as fuck

by **alyaza** March 25th 2015, 3:32 pm

yeah so just from his google plus here's everything that i learned about william paul baker in under two minutes

Paul Baker
Shared publicly - Oct 3, 2011

The Poem of Lies (courtesy of me)

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny yet stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
It's all on the house, so pay up at the floor,
Now get out a chair and sit on the door.

One fine morn in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys met up to fight;
Hammie to hand they faced the brother,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

[A hammie is your back leg muscle (hamstring) so they were not facing each other jincudk]

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two live boys.

He lived on the corner that surrounded the block,
In a pi-story house on a vacant lot;
A man had no legs- he came walking by,
And kicked his doppelganger in the thigh.

He [the first man] crashed through a city without making a sound,
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran 'way to the hearse and is still gone today.

All night and all night the blind man searched,
(Together with the mute man, Mutey told me to lurch,)
But when they found the brown hearse,
He'd gotten better- not worse.

They took him to the local far-away hospital
To witness him die painfully with pain-a-little,
And the deaf policeman overheard
That instead of frying, he croaked like a bird.

(As for the two dead boys, they met up with the couple
That stopped the fight and started this trouble
And that would be with the old no-legged man
And they apologized for not treating him like a can)

I watched under corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind/mute man, [they] saw/heard it too.

I SWEAR IT REALLY HAPPENED.

Paul Baker
Shared publicly - Oct 14, 2011

On SLOAN+/Big 5+, my personality type is a x/X|C|x/Xx/Xi
x/X Neither Social nor Reserved
|C|Prime type: Calm
x/X Neither Organized nor Unstructured
x/X Neither Accommodating nor Egocentric
i Inquisitive
Wow, I'm quite a type.. Who agrees with this score?

Paul Baker reviewed:
Mekong Garden
12916 Bandera Road, Helotes, TX 78023
It's got great food, and the hostess is very nice and her son hangs around with his iPod sometimes, which leads to an intimate environment.. always a good thing. However, they don't exactly have much business whenever I go, and the decor is nice but sparse. Go to this restaurant if sparse decor and no business don't depress you.. and if you are depressed. I guarantee that the hostess and her son will be able to cheer you up.
Food Very GoodDecor GoodService Excellent

Paul Baker reviewed:
China Star Chinese Restaurant
1647 Babcock Road, San Antonio, TX 78229
Restaurant is dark, food was cold (and not great), there is literally GLITTER AND STARS (like the kind in the arts and crafts stores) for "decor", waiter was silent, not even worth it for the very little money. Not going back. I didn't know Chinese could be this bad.. of course, my blind Chinese-loving sister thought it was amazing as usual/
Food Poor - FairDecor Poor - FairService Poor - Fair