2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
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2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by alyaza August 7th 2015, 9:56 am
GREAT AMERICAN HIGHLIGHT REAL PROVIDED BY "COSMOS"
- sick burnz:
Jace: Oh my God you're right! Aw, I hadn't even thought of that, I'm so sorry! Aw, Reuben, you're so much smarter than me for thinking of that, wow, you're a really good journalist! You're a really smart journalist, I bet you have a college education that your fuckin' parents paid for, wow, you're such a smart bisexual stuttering clever man! wow
Reuben: Well, I am bisexual...
Jace: Yeah, I guessed.
Reuben: *stunned silence*
Jace: With a name like Reuben Baron, and hair like that, and a voice like that... yeah.
Jace: It's just blogging, you're just being a faggot on the internet.
Jace: When you hear something you don't like, then you start stuttering like a little bitch.
Reuben: *audibly seething*
Jace: Oooooooooh.
Reuben: S-stop *incoherent stuttering*
Jace: *mocking stutter*
Reuben: *seethes more*
Jace: Maybe you shouldn't have picked on someone with a disability who's living off welfare like I am, maybe you shouldn't have picked on a U.S. veteran if you didn't want to be picked on for your fucking disability, you motherfucker. I suffer from actual mental illnesses and you people are making fun of me, saying that I'm a deranged killer even though I'm properly medicated. If you didn't want to get made fun of, maybe you shouldn't have made fun of me.
Reuben: *talking to Mama Jace; starts stuttering incoherently*
Jace: Yeah, he stutters, it sounds really gay. I don't know if I told you that already.
Mama Jace: What?
Jace: He stutters. So don't make fun of him, mom.
Reuben: There's news articles of you threatening people.
Jace: Yeah, there's news articles, you could write anything on a fucking news article, it's Jezebel, dude! They write anything they want! They just make it up!
Reuben: Yeah, well... Hyeh-hyeh yeah, well...
Jace: *mocking relentlessly* Yeah, well... Hyeh-hyeh yeah, well... Hee! Hee!
Reuben: *more seething*
Jace: You sound like a squeechy bike tire when you laugh. Hee-hee!
Reuben: You've threatened to kill people!
Jace: You did this to yourself, man, you're the only one... if you just respected me, then none of this would have happened, okay? Like, literally none of this. You're just doing this to yourself, man.
Reuben: So you never would- If I had respected you, you never would have street raced and tried to attack a friend of mine?
Jace: Ah, oh, so you admit you're a friend of hers, oh boy! Well that's interesting!
Reuben: *complete silence*
Jace: Awkward silence. Rueben Baron, of the Longfellow Bridge in Boston, admitting that he is a friend of the person who is, you know- cause maybe, maybe he shouldn't be writing stories if he was so close to this person, huh? So take that, Reuben.
Reuben: Hyeh-hyeh...well...
Jace: What's your quote? Give me a fuckin quote, you little faggot. What's your quote on that?
Mama Jace: Hi, Reuben, have you found Jesus?
Reuben: ...I'm Jewish, I respect Jesus because he was a good guy...
Mama Jace: *thinking it over before presumably accepting* Okay, you do understand, Rueben, that Jesus believes in the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman?
Reuben: I understand that- well, he never actually said anything about marriage in the Bible...
Mama Jace: *beat* Well, okay, Reuben, now that I've made myself perfectly clear, what is it you want to address?
on that glorious day just a few short months ago notorious unamerican jew reuben g. baron got blown the fuck out by american champion and war veteran jace and then proceeded to get so colon crunched over it that he tried to pull the "I DIDNT GIVE OYU CONSENT TO POST THIS INTERVIEW!!!!!" card
subsequently he ran to facebook to cry about how terrible the interview was (presumably because he got -- for lack of better wording -- raped hard) and then proceeded to be such an unlikable faggot that he got /cow/ and /baph/ to unite to take him the fuck down, leading to him then running scared to Gamerghazi where he raked in the the pity points until they deleted everything because it's what they do best
after taking cover for a few days all this hilarious shit came out about reuben cuz he's an otakukin nippon faggot (see here: http://www.otakuboards.com/index.php?/topic/37206-otakukin/) with a bunch of youtube videos not unlike our own spinny's (https://www.youtube.com/user/Glavin/) also single and looking to mingle (https://archive.today/8PdKQ) but not really and a whole lot of other comedy gold that i'm too lazy to dig up
TL;DR NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE 2/4/15 WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
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Re: 2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by sadako August 7th 2015, 10:13 am
whats with you and gamergate
literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists
literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists
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Re: 2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by alyaza August 7th 2015, 10:31 am
this has nothing to do with gamergate aside from the fact that reuben is a jew who seems to believe that jace connors is some sort of gamergate leader even though he has nothing to do with it really
also "literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists" nice jewmeme
also "literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists" nice jewmeme
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Re: 2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by salty August 7th 2015, 10:46 am
yamoko wrote:whats with you and gamergate
literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists
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Re: 2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by Ugly August 7th 2015, 10:52 am
moko wrote:whats with you and gamergate
literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists
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Re: 2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by toby August 7th 2015, 11:59 am
it's rt's holy crusade to document every stupid thing on the internet, regardless of who cares about itmoko wrote:whats with you and gamergate
literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists
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Re: 2/4/15 NEVER FORGET THE COLON CRUCIFIXION THAT TOOK PLACE
by him August 7th 2015, 2:35 pm
moko wrote:whats with you and gamergate
literally nobody cares other than neckbeards and feminists
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