the otx movie (2015 film)

director: m night shyalaman
producer: adam sandler
composer: hans zimmer

who plays who:
oaky played by bruce willis
rtcity played by heath ledger
amsk8r played by kevin spacey
fd played by charlie sheen
diseased played by steven seagal
ugly played by gary oldman
room played by zooey deschanel
james played by christian bale
tomoko played by tania raymonde
epoch played by danny trejo
flade played by chuck norris
zacmac played by morgan freeman
corn played by benedict cumberbatch
mega played by ewan mcgregor
stalin played by pierce brosnan
linked played by samuel jackson
luna tox played by hugo weaving
mega played by mark ruffalo
minty played by scarlett johansson
dogman played by chris evans
icy played by anne hathaway
tipsy played by kate bosworth

plot: one day, otxt is suddenly flooded by rt's endless barrage of shitposts about stuff nobody cares about, and at the same time, fat tumblr users start flooding into otxt, attracted to rts threads

the otxt community starts to protest, but rt has oaky deported, and takes over the otxt forum. his opponents are rounded up and arrested, and he recruits fd and his cartels to help him because of affirmative action (fd is mexican)

the remaining protagonists work together to start a resistance movement and bring back oaky to the forums, and defeat fds cartel in an action packed, explosive filled bloodbath, liberating the forums prisoners

in a plot twist brought to you by m. night shyalaman, they find the real rtcity's corpse hidden in the chatlog thread where he was still posting stuff nobody cares about when assassins got him; it is revealed that rtcity was amsk8r all along, and this is his way of getting revenge by installing communists into otx

the protagonists use statistics and facts to debunk the tumblr army's claims, and they consequently erupt and form a singularity. as amsk8r is sucked into the black hole, he swears revenge, and the protagonists can once again reconstruct the forum under a democracy

in the post credit scene, fd is seen as a survivor of the gunfight

i'd watch it

1/10 no willis mcpee, corndog isnt played by lil b

and i'm played by pierce brosnan as an after-credits cameo

how did you ever get the indication of me being a female and then go and cast me with with the most adorable mid-30 year old you could find its like so brutally unrealistic its almost funny

shut the fuck up room and be content with that

wait room your a boy?!

fuck you op im Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

hey boys

yeah even better just have me in a stupid catsuit the whole movie

you cast me and epoch as the same person

i am the most amazing crossdresser the world hath seen

mf room wrote:how did you ever get the indication of me being a female and then go and cast me with with the most adorable mid-30 year old you could find its like so brutally unrealistic its almost funny

she is pretty cute but id imagine you to look like ugly betty lol lol lol

i live in california

i'm moderately good looking

oaky wrote:you cast me and epoch as the same person

ya it's Looper

oaky wrote:you cast me and epoch as the same person

i fixed it

minty isn't an otxer

i couldnt think of who else to cast, since we needed more women for special scenes

we all stay virgins in the movie right

its rated R for a reason, along with curse words, gore, intense action and use of alcohol/cigars

but we all stay virgins right it at least has to contain some semblance to the real thing

mf room wrote:but we all stay virgins right it at least has to contain some semblance to the real thing

ya maybe you remain a virgin

rt don't fool yourself have you ever seen a girl

yes because shockingly enough i'm not devoutly catholic like you seem to be and therefore have the balls to actually fuck a woman