Untitled chat

by **alyaza** October 1st 2015, 9:33 pm

[17:45:33] * samoyed *Remembers when Star said she has the mind of a slut*

[17:45:46] Hilo : who doesnt want dicks in their mouth

[17:45:51] * samoyed plays with chatbox commands

[17:45:58] Hilo : even straight boys want dicks in their mouthes, have you seen straight boys, theyre gay as fuck

[17:46:08] Star : REMEMBER WHEN MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT

[17:46:19] froot : damn straight boys being so damn gay

[17:46:22] Star : hilo is right

[17:46:48] blues : i have actually had 2 dicks in my mouth woot woot

[17:46:50] Hilo : "no homo" i say as he slams into my prostate throwing me into an extreme orgasm. it feels better knowing my heterosexuality has not been harmed.

[17:46:53] * samoyed accepts what star says.

[17:47:08] Star : half the time i expect them to jump on each other and start humping like dogs

[17:47:15] * samoyed says "Star, ok, she isn't a whore. We're sorry.

[17:47:22] Hilo : they fucking do

[17:47:44] Hilo : ive never been to one but im 99% certain thats what straight boys do at sleepovers

[17:48:00] Star : i must investigate

[17:48:05] blues : lets do anal brah NO HOMO

[17:48:10] froot : as a straight boy who stayed at a friend's house for the night a few days ago i can confirm

[17:48:46] Hilo : my friend walked in on his friends fucking and theyre like "oh were straight" STIL:L EVEN AFTER FOUR MONTHS

[17:48:46] Star : froot involved in gay orgies more at 7

[17:49:09] Star : lol

[17:49:09] blues : did he join

[17:49:26] samoyed is away

[17:49:26] froot : bitch it's like 8:50 i'm not waiting 10 hours for my news

[17:49:33] Star : "I GOT TWO MORE HOLES FOR YOU GUY"

[17:49:37] Hilo : i think he like freaked out

[17:49:40] * samoyed woo more chatbox commands

[17:50:00] Hilo : im not certain though

[17:50:08] froot : brb getting a refill on my captain crunch

[17:50:08] Star : *intense 70's music*

[17:50:13] Hilo : that pink is hard on the eyes, lets try this

[17:50:54] Star : yey purple

[17:51:04] Star : wait is it purple

[17:51:09] blues : but did he join in

[17:51:15] Hilo : its fuschia

[17:51:18] Hilo : i dont think so

[17:52:00] Star : yay fuschio

[17:52:05] Hilo : fuck i havent checked movie-tv-books.freeforums.net in a whilke i wonder how its holding up

[17:52:14] Star : not everything is a porno blues

[17:52:21] blues : that leo fag is crying a lot

[17:52:32] Hilo : of course he is

[17:52:38] Hilo : is rose still a fucking idiot

[17:52:40] samoyed :

[17:52:42] froot : got my captain cruch

[17:52:44] samoyed : huh

[17:52:46] froot : crunch**************

[17:52:46] samoyed : used to work

[17:52:47] samoyed : meh

[17:52:49] blues : kept telling me 2 get out and etc

[17:52:56] Hilo : who are you on there

[17:54:00] Senorobvio has been disconnected on Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:54 pm (session timeout)

[17:54:19] blues : goingnowhere

[17:54:25] Senorobvio joined the chat on Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:54 pm

[17:54:48] samoyed : hi

[17:55:38] Skellor joined the chat on Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:55 pm

[17:55:53] Skellor : Sad

[17:55:53] Skellor : 4um dead

[17:56:36] Star : but seriously

[17:57:02] Star : wait I have a question

[17:57:16] samoyed : yeah star

[17:57:21] Star : what's so appealing and boobs and stuff like that

[17:57:21] Hilo : ask away

[17:57:28] Star : I don't get it

[17:57:34] Hilo : theyre boobs whats not appealing about them

[17:57:44] Hilo : they jiggle and bounce and feed babies

[17:57:50] samoyed : there's a scientific answer

[17:57:56] blues : dicks>boobs

[17:58:03] Star : but they're cushions of fat

[17:58:05] samoyed : the health class teacher explained it

[17:58:12] samoyed : but that was in 5th grade

[17:58:16] samoyed : so i don't remember

[17:58:18] samoyed : you know

[17:58:25] samoyed : i think it's kinda amusing

[17:58:38] samoyed : they were teaching us all about sexual reproudction

[17:58:39] froot : large breasts = sign of fertility, and thus, the male brain is hardwired to be attracted to them

[17:58:40] froot : boom

[17:58:41] froot : science

[17:58:42] blues : why does my penis get hard

[17:58:43] samoyed : in 5th grade

[17:58:46] Hilo : guys wantyed to fuck girls with big boobs so they only fucked girls with big boobs so humans evolved to have girls with big boobs

[17:58:49] Hilo : that is all

[17:58:54] samoyed : in a christian school

[17:59:15] Star : am I a weirdo then

[17:59:21] Hilo : ALTERNATIVELY

[17:59:32] Hilo : HUMANS HAVE THE LARGEST FLACCID PENISES OF ALL APES, WITH GORILLAS AT THE SMALLEST

[17:59:48] samoyed : how exactly star

[17:59:53] Hilo : girls wanted to fuck dudes with larger dicks so large dicks + big tits = the perfect family

[17:59:54] samoyed : by questioning that

[18:00:03] samoyed : i'm sure everyone has at one point

[18:00:03] Star : I don't find them very attractive

[18:00:07] samoyed : but then they either

[18:00:11] samoyed : a.accept this fact

[18:00:17] samoyed : b.continue asking

[18:00:34] Star : it's all about tha legs and face man

[18:00:55] Hilo : bless prehistoric women liking big dicks so humans could have big dicks

[18:01:13] Star : dicks <3

[18:01:27] blues : lmao ppl on mtvb didnt kno azn was ventus

[18:01:31] Hilo : i love dicks

[18:01:57] Hilo : i dont even know who azn is

[18:02:21] blues : do u know who ventus is

[18:02:28] Hilo : no

[18:02:36] Hilo : i dont remember people who arent important

[18:02:37] Star : a spammer

[18:02:53] blues : ^

[18:03:00] Star : got higher post count than Fastlane in a matter of weeks

[18:03:02] Hilo : im never online when swift is so i cant personally call him a fucking idiot

[18:03:07] blues : now he is trying 2 reach top 100 poster on a different acc

[18:03:13] Star : OT had a hissyfit

[18:03:25] Skellor : not in a matter of weeks

[18:03:28] Hilo : my friend gleam told me he spammed a count to x thread or something and got to his 20k

[18:03:30] blues : fastlane sobbed in his fat rolls lmao

[18:03:34] Star : I forget

[18:03:40] Skellor : it was at least half a year

[18:03:51] Hilo : that azn did, not my friend gleam

[18:03:55] Skellor : probably longer but i dont remember all that well

[18:04:10] blues : i thought it was like a year

[18:04:13] Star : I don't care to remember really

[18:04:25] Hilo : i love ot i can say anything i want to have no consequences and cause shitstorms

[18:04:30] Star : One of the many stupid OT things that I want to forget

[18:04:30] samoyed : you know what i still find funny about fastelane

[18:04:35] samoyed : he's like 22

[18:04:41] Hilo : lol

[18:04:44] blues : he's 19

[18:04:45] samoyed : still shitposting on a kid's site

[18:04:45] Star : 19

[18:04:46] Hilo : i wonder if hes hot

[18:04:47] froot : asd

[18:04:53] samoyed : either way though

[18:04:57] froot : gunna take a shower l8r

[18:05:04] Hilo : probably not but i dont care i want to see his dick

[18:05:04] samoyed : k bye

[18:05:06] Star : he's got a 14 inch long cock

[18:05:12] blues : you guys know 1995jam/2 right

[18:05:18] Star : I've seen it guys it's legit

[18:05:19] Hilo : ya

[18:05:25] Hilo : SEND ME this star

[18:05:32] Hilo : send me fastlane's nudes

[18:05:37] Star : ok

[18:05:45] Star : I might've deleted it tho

[18:05:59] Star : Along with rtcity's shitty drawings

[18:06:07] samoyed : oh god rtcity

[18:06:15] blues : anyone want dragonoftime's nudes

[18:06:18] samoyed : the 13 year old gay pony porn fanatic

[18:06:27] Star : I save those because they're god tier hilarious

[18:06:47] Star : wait's she's made nudes?????

[18:06:55] blues : yeah

[18:07:02] blues : they were leaked on c7g like

[18:07:05] blues : a year ago

[18:07:15] blues : c7g friend supplied me with them

[18:07:20] Star : ehh I kinda wanna see just for the purpose of seeing but not really

[18:07:30] blues : tho

[18:07:33] Hilo : why would you delete nudes

[18:07:34] blues : i think i deleted them

[18:07:37] blues : in the process

[18:07:39] Hilo : i have a big folder of all the nudes ive ever been sent

[18:07:42] blues : of cleaning my downloads folder

[18:07:50] blues : i didnt put them in my folder sadly

[18:07:53] Star : my favorite rtcity drawing is the one where ot succeeded from roblox

[18:07:54] blues : she has a cups who cares

[18:08:11] Star : OK LET ME SEE RIGHT NOW

[18:08:16] blues : i could probably still find them

[18:08:18] Star : jk

[18:08:20] blues : ask around

[18:08:30] Hilo : my nudes folder is on my old computer tyhough and i cant be bothered to transder file

[18:08:46] Star : bbbut

[18:08:50] blues : are any of them impressive

[18:09:06] Star : I don't want my reputation as the OT edgy shitposter to be tarnished

[18:09:24] blues : who r u again

[18:09:26] Senorobvio has been disconnected on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:09 pm (session timeout)

[18:09:26] Hilo : not really

[18:09:31] Senorobvio joined the chat on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:09 pm

[18:09:33] samoyed : come on star

[18:09:34] Hilo : they all suck

[18:09:42] samoyed : do you really want adolescent nudes

[18:09:45] samoyed : star

[18:09:47] samoyed : are you a pedo

[18:09:48] blues : one guy sent me pic was 10 fucking inches

[18:09:50] blues : sadly

[18:09:53] blues : he was uncut

[18:09:54] Hilo : my friends dick is 9" and he sent me multiple nudes to prove this

[18:09:54] blues : icky

[18:09:59] Hilo : I LOVE UNCUT

[18:10:08] Hilo : sadly my friend was cut

[18:10:08] blues : i fucking hate uncute

[18:10:09] blues : gross

[18:10:10] Hilo : still is

[18:10:12] Star : lemme see Hilo

[18:10:28] Hilo : i love foreskin

[18:10:36] blues : dicks are much cuter when theyre cut

[18:10:52] Hilo : theres an ugly scar tho

[18:11:09] Hilo : also theres more to play with when there's foreskin

[18:11:33] blues : the scar is cute

[18:11:41] Hilo : star the world depends on me getting fastlane's nudes

[18:11:42] Star : this conversation is so interesting

[18:11:54] Star : I feel as if I'm learning about you guys on a personal level

[18:12:08] samoyed : yeah

[18:12:11] Star : fuck fuck fuck fuck

[18:12:14] Hilo : i love lots of skin on a dick because its hot

[18:12:14] blues : no one on this goddamn chatbox knows who 1995jam is

[18:12:18] Star : Niño I

[18:12:28] blues : well if it had skin

[18:12:29] Hilo : I DO

[18:12:30] samoyed : i'm bothered by the fact that you guys are talking about your dicks

[18:12:31] blues : id want a lot

[18:12:35] Star : mmmm

[18:12:36] Skellor : i know the name

[18:12:37] Star : damn

[18:12:40] samoyed : and requesting nudes of 15 year olds

[18:12:41] Star : I lost it

[18:12:42] blues : not where it just shows the head kinda shit

[18:12:42] Skellor : not the person

[18:12:47] blues : fuckin noobs

[18:12:47] samoyed : but hey that's just me

[18:12:52] Hilo : we're not talking about OUR dicks we're talking about DICKS WE LIKE

[18:13:01] Senorobvio : wtf

[18:13:08] blues : i would say 1995jam is 19 fucking years old also

[18:13:10] Hilo : you can peel back the foreskin and hello it's a head of a dick

[18:13:14] Star : yeah samoyedgy et with the program

[18:13:22] blues : less work when it's cut

[18:13:30] Hilo : more work = more fun

[18:13:46] Hilo : also when hes cut his dick is less sensetive because foreskin has a lot of nerve endings in it

[18:13:48] blues : and there is the fact if it isnt clean im not going near it

[18:13:53] Hilo : and constant friction with pants

[18:13:54] Star : there's incomprehensible amounts of pony porn but no Fastlane

[18:14:12] blues : less ending=longer lasting

[18:14:14] Star : Sad

[18:14:14] Hilo : oh yeah cleanliness with cocks is a must have no way im going near a dirty dick wtf

[18:14:34] Hilo : but you cant make them squirm when theres no sensetivity

[18:14:48] Hilo : more sensitivity = stronger orgasms = more cum

[18:15:04] blues : idk im cut i cum a lot but alrite

[18:15:24] Star : Dogman pastebin this chat for the next generations to find

[18:15:27] blues : agree 2 disagree

[18:15:31] Hilo : if you cum a lot then, if you had foreskikn, youd cum a lot MORe

[18:16:08] samoyed : kk

[18:16:16] blues : i remember when i was dating this dude he asked me how much a cum like how many lines and how much dribble

[18:16:20] blues : was fucking funny

[18:16:40] blues : long story short have that guys nudes

[18:16:42] blues : sent him fakes

[18:16:50] ProfessorNutbutter joined the chat on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:16 pm

[18:17:10] Hilo : swag

[18:17:33] Hilo : make a grindr and just send out fakes

[18:17:40] Hilo : reap in nudes

[18:17:54] samoyed : ...

[18:18:02] ProfessorNutbutter : foreskin before noeskin

[18:18:11] Hilo : [21:18:02] ProfessorNutbutter : foreskin before noeskin

[18:18:32] blues : you what i dont see a lot of

[18:18:36] blues : uncut niggers

[18:19:59] froot has been disconnected on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:19 pm (session timeout)

[18:20:13] blues : like just most of all black dicks i see

[18:20:14] blues : are cut

[18:21:09] Skellor : how many black dicks do you come around

[18:21:24] blues : ive only seen 1 irl

[18:21:53] Skellor : what do you call a cheap circumcision

[18:22:00] Skellor : a rip off

[18:23:17] samoyed : i'm done

[18:23:22] samoyed : i'm so fucking done

[18:23:26] ProfessorNutbutter : now playing: these kind of caliber jokes

[18:23:28] ProfessorNutbutter : go go go

[18:23:34] ProfessorNutbutter : what's black and screams?

[18:23:52] Senorobvio : this forum should be renamed "dick forum"

[18:24:04] Skellor : who are the fastest readers in the world

[18:24:09] ProfessorNutbutter : stevie wonder answering the iron

[18:24:10] Skellor : the people in the twin towers

[18:24:15] Skellor : 110 stories in 8 seconds

[18:24:18] ProfessorNutbutter : shit yeah, i heard that one

[18:24:42] Skellor : those are the only 2 good ones i have

[18:24:42] ProfessorNutbutter : what's the difference between a picture of jesus

[18:24:44] ProfessorNutbutter : and actual jesus

[18:25:15] ProfessorNutbutter : you only need one nail to hang up the picture

[18:25:57] blues : Mad

[18:26:20] blues : https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1899933_580207885401323_150619402_n.jpg

[18:26:26] blues : jinkies

[18:26:34] Skellor : jinkies

[18:26:35] Senorobvio : what the heck

[18:26:42] Skellor : damnit

[18:26:44] Skellor : you beat me to it

[18:26:55] ProfessorNutbutter : that was fucking sumultaneous

[18:27:15] ProfessorNutbutter : why is her skirt erect

[18:27:38] Skellor : dried cum

[18:28:12] ProfessorNutbutter : and more importantly

[18:28:20] ProfessorNutbutter : why is austin powers dressed as velma

[18:28:32] blues : https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1897756_1386013211666587_1395149847_n.jpg

[18:28:38] blues : ily alex jones

[18:29:33] Skellor : thousands of astronauts

[18:29:40] Skellor : rest in peace

[18:30:25] Star has been disconnected on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:30 pm (session timeout)

[18:30:56] blues : https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1779222_1376138802654420_637276433_n.jpg

[18:31:06] ProfessorNutbutter : what the shit is that

[18:31:08] ProfessorNutbutter : ice shavers

[18:31:22] Star joined the chat on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:31 pm

[18:31:41] blues : find the answer here

[18:31:47] blues : infowars.com