special snowflake political test

http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php

You are a: Communist Pro-Government Interventionist Humanist Progressive

Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: 17%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 50%

evidently i'm a communist even though the only value i really share with them is the belief that wealth inequality is a problem

Socialist Pro-Government Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Progressive
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -83%
Liberalism score: 67%

You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 50%

You are a: Socialist Libertarian Non-Interventionist Humanist Progressive

Collectivism score: 50%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 50%

You are a: wine maker

Collectivism score: i fuck
Authoritarianism score: bad bitches
Internationalism score: sad bitches
Tribalism score: wanna bitch
Liberalism score: fucking bitches

You are a: Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Nationalist Liberal
Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: 33%