previously undisclosed chatlogs

Attempting to extract the Gryphon Special

big time baller: rt, i have a very important question not related to whipping/nae nae-ing
big time baller: it is critical that you answer
big time baller: i see u typing vro
big time baller: are you ready for my question
big time baller: you seem to have trouble typing your message to me
big time baller: is your keyboard encrusted in rat poo poo
big time baller: again, are you ready for my question? it is imperative that you are ready for it
big time baller: rt if you do not answer right now i am calling my man stationed in colorado springs to cut off your pizzer supply
big time baller: colorado will experience a marinara drought for the next several months, maybe years
big time baller: i'm about to dial them up right now
big time baller: you have one minute to comply
big time baller: i'm giving you another minute
big time baller: an ex-councilman's appetite hangs in the balance here
big time baller: all i need is confirmation that you are ready for what i am about to ask you
big time baller: in the form of "yes" or "what" or "tell me the question you toxic retard"
big time baller: it cannot take that long to type unless your fingers are struggling to hit the keys or your arms are too heavy to lift
big time baller: which, let's be honest here, you've been typing a lot about your horse universe so you're used to typing
big time baller: maybe you've been typing too much, who knows
big time baller: alright mozzarella boy, i'm going to wait while you prepare yourself for my question
big time baller: in the meantime you will notice a steady depletion of pizzer in your local area
big time baller: are you ready yet
big time baller: it's been more than an hour, did CPS get you again

Novahaven Aftermath

[8/20/2016 10:46:20 PM] appaloser: this is by far the best drama OTx has ever had
[8/20/2016 10:46:32 PM] appaloser: like without question
[8/20/2016 10:47:05 PM] appaloser: it’s over petty bullshit and it’s made diseased and epoch so tushytroubled that they can’t even handle people moving lol
[8/20/2016 10:47:56 PM] appaloser: can you even imagine how fucking dependent upon OTTD they have to be?
[8/20/2016 10:48:02 PM] appaloser: to be this fucking mad?
[8/20/2016 10:48:18 PM] appaloser: just all around fucking incredible
[8/20/2016 10:48:49 PM] appaloser: so ya bro what’s the plan
[8/20/2016 10:49:03 PM] appaloser: OTTD a dead and forumotion’s going to take half a millenium to restore nova
[8/20/2016 10:50:15 PM] appaloser: although you know what you should do
[8/20/2016 10:50:16 PM] appaloser: oaky
[8/20/2016 10:51:30 PM] appaloser: you should tell forumotion about this since i’m sure they’re not particularly fond of butthurt dudes going around wrecking their service

"[8/20/2016 10:47:56 PM] appaloser: can you even imagine how fucking dependent upon OTTD they have to be?
[8/20/2016 10:48:02 PM] appaloser: to be this fucking mad?"

projecting so hard its like drive thru cinema

"i'll just come back in a week bro lol"

Flamdini: i've transcended otx's stupid drama. if they want to ban me for a little bit so be it. when i come back in like a week nobody's going to care enough to keep me banned especially since i made it abundantly clear that the conversation in ac2 was over and i've given up on you but you know otx and reading comprehension

More RTCity Shit

[10/8/2016 11:13:09 AM] Josef Stalin: is Charles there?
[10/8/2016 11:15:10 AM] appaloser: i think it's pretty funny that you dudes are still trying to strike up conversations with me even though i haven't interacted with OTTD directly at all recently
[10/8/2016 11:16:23 AM] Josef Stalin: you didn't answer the question

[8/22/2016 7:18:28 PM] Josef Stalin: hey rt can your dad do the c-walk
[8/22/2016 7:18:35 PM] appaloser: no lol
[8/22/2016 7:18:43 PM] Josef Stalin: why not
[8/22/2016 7:18:49 PM] appaloser: because that’s gay af
[8/22/2016 7:19:01 PM] Josef Stalin: but how
[8/22/2016 7:19:19 PM] Josef Stalin: ok can you c-walk
[8/22/2016 7:20:21 PM] Josef Stalin: your initials are CW, c-walk's initials are CW, cmon you're perfect for each other
[8/22/2016 7:35:05 PM] appaloser: that young feelorito when FD is still trying to blame me for his awatism on OTRejected
[8/22/2016 7:36:19 PM] appaloser: like does anybody even remember that or care anymore?
[8/22/2016 7:36:27 PM] Josef Stalin: can you c-walk
[8/22/2016 7:36:29 PM] appaloser: no
[8/22/2016 7:37:00 PM] Josef Stalin: if you can't c-walk, you can't dab, and you can't do the harlem shake, what can you do
[8/22/2016 7:37:01 PM] Josef Stalin: the whip?
[8/22/2016 7:37:13 PM] appaloser: none of them cuz i’m not a homo lol
[8/22/2016 7:37:34 PM] Josef Stalin: but you are?
[8/22/2016 7:37:40 PM] appaloser: viral dances are for people who use shit like snapchat and instagram and have literally no self confidence and require the asspats of strangers to survive
[8/22/2016 7:37:55 PM] Josef Stalin: cmon dude everyone dabs
[8/22/2016 7:38:05 PM] Josef Stalin: "these NORMIES with their VIRAL HITS"
[8/22/2016 7:38:20 PM] appaloser: ya and mostly they dab cuz they want to feel cool and be accepted
[8/22/2016 7:38:27 PM] Josef Stalin: "i MUCH prefer the Kgjnebfbwehfbhwejtyhjyan Shuffle"
[8/22/2016 7:38:28 PM] appaloser: lmao
[8/22/2016 7:39:08 PM] appaloser: it’s this generation’s way of peer pressuring people into doing embarrassing shit they regret three years later
[8/22/2016 7:39:24 PM] appaloser: only now instead of just being a local fuck up now you too can embarrass yourself in front of the whole wide world
[8/22/2016 7:39:27 PM] Josef Stalin: are you a noob
[8/22/2016 7:39:30 PM] Josef Stalin: only noobs can't dab
[8/22/2016 7:39:40 PM] appaloser: le ‘noob’
[8/22/2016 7:39:43 PM] appaloser: le le le le
[8/22/2016 7:39:46 PM] Josef Stalin: are u a noob or not
[8/22/2016 7:39:54 PM] appaloser: are you an hero
[8/22/2016 7:40:04 PM] appaloser: we 2007 now
[8/22/2016 7:40:10 PM] appaloser: turn on the chocolate rain
[8/22/2016 7:40:13 PM] appaloser: quick
[8/22/2016 7:40:15 PM] Josef Stalin: dab dude
[8/22/2016 7:40:16 PM] appaloser: no
[8/22/2016 7:40:20 PM] Josef Stalin: c-walk then
[8/22/2016 7:40:23 PM] appaloser: no, lol
[8/22/2016 7:40:27 PM] Josef Stalin: why not
[8/22/2016 7:40:39 PM] appaloser: viral dances are for people who use shit like snapchat and instagram and have literally no self confidence and require the asspats of strangers to survive
[8/22/2016 7:40:39 PM] Josef Stalin: afraid of a lil physical activity
[8/22/2016 7:41:07 PM] appaloser: nah fam i just got better shit to do then dab for internet strangers
[8/22/2016 7:41:17 PM] Josef Stalin: then c-walk
[8/22/2016 7:41:18 PM] appaloser: i have genuine priorities and a social life which i enjoy having, after all
[8/22/2016 7:41:25 PM] Josef Stalin: bro "social life"
[8/22/2016 7:41:29 PM] appaloser: in the immortal words of megurr
[8/22/2016 7:41:32 PM] Josef Stalin: u can't even hang out without someone's address
[8/22/2016 7:41:38 PM] Josef Stalin: don't gimme that
[8/22/2016 7:41:46 PM] appaloser: ya cuz i don’t want to hang out with people
[8/22/2016 7:41:53 PM] Josef Stalin: then u have no social life
[8/22/2016 7:42:00 PM] Josef Stalin: checkmate atheist
[8/22/2016 7:42:14 PM] appaloser: ya i do fam you don’t have to hang out with people to have a social life
[8/22/2016 7:42:21 PM] Josef Stalin: do u hang out with the rats
[8/22/2016 7:42:29 PM] appaloser: if it were dependent solely upon that nobody would have friends or a social life
[8/22/2016 7:43:11 PM] Josef Stalin: who do u hang out with
[8/22/2016 7:43:18 PM] Josef Stalin: besides people on the internet
[8/22/2016 7:43:23 PM] appaloser: the people i know at school lmao
[8/22/2016 7:43:32 PM] appaloser: i have almost three hours worth of free periods every day
[8/22/2016 7:43:32 PM] Josef Stalin: ya but u just said u don't hang out with people
[8/22/2016 7:43:51 PM] appaloser: yeah i don’t hang out with them outside of school which is what you were saying
[8/22/2016 7:44:10 PM] Josef Stalin: "ya i do fam you don’t have to hang out with people to have a social life"
[8/22/2016 7:44:15 PM] appaloser: but we talk during those free periods and do shit lol it’s not like i just say ‘sup’ and go about my day
[8/22/2016 7:44:21 PM] Josef Stalin: what do u talk about
[8/22/2016 7:44:22 PM] appaloser: "u can't even hang out without someone's address
don't gimme that"
[8/22/2016 7:44:39 PM] appaloser: according to you you can’t hang out with people without their address
[8/22/2016 7:44:41 PM] appaloser: now suddenly you can
[8/22/2016 7:44:43 PM] appaloser: which is it
[8/22/2016 7:45:00 PM] Josef Stalin: don't detract from the question
[8/22/2016 7:45:07 PM] appaloser: you’re the one who asked it nigerio
[8/22/2016 7:45:10 PM] appaloser: i answered
[8/22/2016 7:45:20 PM] Josef Stalin: what do u talk about
[8/22/2016 7:45:23 PM] appaloser: don’t get mad at me for answering then firing something back at you because you contradicted yourself
[8/22/2016 7:45:48 PM] appaloser: we talk about them young vidya games and pretty much anything else that comes to mind cuz it’s three hours of periods bro
[8/22/2016 7:46:07 PM] Josef Stalin: do you walk up to people and show them reddit pages
[8/22/2016 7:46:21 PM] appaloser: no because that’s retarded
[8/22/2016 7:46:27 PM] Josef Stalin: then why do you do it to us
[8/22/2016 7:46:28 PM] appaloser: literally nobody does that fam
[8/22/2016 7:47:26 PM] appaloser: "then why do you do it to us" well mostly because they’re completely different mediums of communication
[8/22/2016 7:47:31 PM] appaloser: you know, with different norms
[8/22/2016 7:47:33 PM] appaloser: and different cultures
[8/22/2016 7:47:39 PM] appaloser: they are almost nothing alike
[8/22/2016 7:47:41 PM] appaloser: at all
[8/22/2016 7:47:58 PM] appaloser: i’m not violating your personal space or free will by sending you a reddit link
[8/22/2016 7:48:10 PM] appaloser: because you can choose to ignore it or go to it
[8/22/2016 7:48:17 PM] appaloser: if i walked up to someone they would not have that opportunity
[8/22/2016 7:48:28 PM] Josef Stalin: yea they do
[8/22/2016 7:48:34 PM] Josef Stalin: they can walk away
[8/22/2016 7:49:16 PM] appaloser: if someone forceably comes up to you and shows you something i’m pretty sure you’re not going to have time to walk away before they show it to you
[8/22/2016 7:49:44 PM] appaloser: you can walk away while they’re doing it but generally it’s not as if you can just stop it before it happens because there’s a good chance you aren’t even expecting it
[8/22/2016 7:50:10 PM] Josef Stalin: how many friends do you have
[8/22/2016 7:50:16 PM] appaloser: about 4
[8/22/2016 7:50:23 PM] appaloser: i don’t need any more
[8/22/2016 7:51:18 PM] appaloser: because rather than sixty loose people who i might share like one common interest with i have four dudes who are relatively similar and share plenty of things in common with me
[8/22/2016 7:51:41 PM] Josef Stalin: like gryphons?
[8/22/2016 7:51:50 PM] appaloser: no lol
[8/22/2016 7:52:19 PM] appaloser: this is going to revolutionize your world here sparky but my online persona and who i actually am in real life virtually do not overlap
[8/22/2016 7:53:29 PM] appaloser: i like how you’re trying to find some witty comment and it’s taken you like two minutes to do it now
[8/22/2016 7:53:48 PM] Josef Stalin: can you dab
[8/22/2016 7:53:51 PM] appaloser: good shit (ok)
[8/22/2016 7:54:00 PM] Josef Stalin: don't say "no" because everyone can dab
[8/22/2016 7:54:06 PM] appaloser: "can you dab" ah yes we’re back to that young forced maymay
[8/22/2016 7:54:19 PM] Josef Stalin: unless you have no arms
[8/22/2016 7:54:40 PM] appaloser: you already know the answer to this lol
[8/22/2016 7:54:46 PM] Josef Stalin: yes you can dab
[8/22/2016 7:54:49 PM] appaloser: ‘no’
[8/22/2016 7:54:52 PM] Josef Stalin: CAN
[8/22/2016 7:54:59 PM] appaloser: no
[8/22/2016 7:55:10 PM] appaloser: your forced meme is fake and gay
[8/22/2016 7:55:20 PM] Josef Stalin: is it cause your arms are too fat to lift
[8/22/2016 7:55:22 PM] appaloser: just like jace connors
[8/22/2016 7:55:44 PM] appaloser: "is it cause your arms are too fat to lift" nice witty comment my man but that is also a forced memer
[8/22/2016 7:55:49 PM] Josef Stalin: bro if u cant dab I think u need to lay off the mozzarella sticks for a while
[8/22/2016 7:55:55 PM] Josef Stalin: everyone can dab
[8/22/2016 7:56:28 PM] appaloser: ya if you take ‘can’ to mean theoretically
[8/22/2016 7:56:38 PM] Josef Stalin: "can" in a literal sense
[8/22/2016 7:56:46 PM] Josef Stalin: well, not literally everyone
[8/22/2016 7:56:46 PM] appaloser: but the overwhelming majority of the people who do it are losers, up to the famed cam ‘babby’ newton
[8/22/2016 7:56:48 PM] Josef Stalin: but people with arms can
[8/22/2016 7:57:04 PM] Josef Stalin: so you can dab
[8/22/2016 7:57:12 PM] appaloser: no cuz i’m not a loser lol
[8/22/2016 7:57:24 PM] Josef Stalin: you CAN dab
[8/22/2016 7:57:30 PM] appaloser: ya no fam
[8/22/2016 7:57:33 PM] appaloser: no can do famalam
[8/22/2016 7:57:35 PM] Josef Stalin: it's not like your brain will explode if you try
[8/22/2016 7:57:46 PM] appaloser: yeah but i’m not going to try because i don’t care dude lol
[8/22/2016 7:58:00 PM] appaloser: i think your memers are unfunny and gay
[8/22/2016 7:58:07 PM] Josef Stalin: what are YOUR memes then
[8/22/2016 7:58:31 PM] appaloser: they’re like the shit that 8 year olds who just found f7u12 or whatever reddit’s resident rage comic subreddit is six years after it peaked
[8/22/2016 7:58:46 PM] Josef Stalin: yours are?
[8/22/2016 7:58:58 PM] appaloser: "what are YOUR memes then" i don’t have any
[8/22/2016 7:59:07 PM] Josef Stalin: then how can u judge my memes then
[8/22/2016 7:59:07 PM] appaloser: true memes are once in a lifetime shit
[8/22/2016 7:59:09 PM] Josef Stalin: checkmate atheist
[8/22/2016 7:59:22 PM] appaloser: because your memes are only memes in the sense that you force them lol
[8/22/2016 7:59:30 PM] appaloser: truthfully they’re more like shitty injokes
[8/22/2016 7:59:31 PM] Josef Stalin: nothing's being forced here
[8/22/2016 7:59:45 PM] appaloser: errr ya bro this is the definition of forcing a memer
[8/22/2016 7:59:54 PM] Josef Stalin: umm no?
[8/22/2016 8:00:01 PM] appaloser: ‘HEY GUYS DO MY FUNNY MAYMAY PLS’ ad infinitum for three weeks
[8/22/2016 8:00:11 PM] appaloser: even reddit would agree it’s forced af
[8/22/2016 8:00:14 PM] appaloser: cuz it is
[8/22/2016 8:00:16 PM] Josef Stalin: nah dude
[8/22/2016 8:00:21 PM] appaloser: and reddit is the pinnacle of forced memer culture
[8/22/2016 8:00:43 PM] appaloser: "nah dude" tbh famerlamermemerito
[8/22/2016 8:01:02 PM] Josef Stalin: are you having a stroke
[8/22/2016 8:01:10 PM] appaloser: nah
[8/22/2016 8:01:18 PM] Josef Stalin: what was that
[8/22/2016 8:01:38 PM] appaloser: that was the level of quality discourse your reply was worth cuz it was fake and gay

[8/22/2016 8:00:43 PM] appaloser: "nah dude" tbh famerlamermemerito
[8/22/2016 8:01:02 PM] Josef Stalin: are you having a stroke