Gangsters in the 1920s and 30s

Verse one: Al Capone
Puss, I want that puss
Put that puss in my mouth, yeah
I don't give a shit, I want that canoli
I lick your pussy up like ravioli
I'm Italian, a fat wop daego
Got a short cock and I'm really fucking gay, bro
I'm a pussy gangster, in an overcoat
Sixteen chins and a cock down my throat

Verse two: Don Corleone

I'm a pedophile, big-time smooth criminal
Smooth like the brand new pussy of a little girl
Makin' you an offer that you can't refuse
Orphans, flat-chest, pussy real smooth
Cement shoes for my enemies
I can't move 'cause I'm huge, too much spaghetti
Too fat to run, but I used to run rum
And I still run bum and cunny for money, son
Puss, I'm Dong Corleone
Here to make everybody lick my bone
On this, the day of my daughter's wedding
Look how hard my little chode is getting
I'm gonna make all the flower girls scream
Take 'em for a ride in my ice cream limousine
Make 'em drink wine, have a good time
Stick my Italian sausage in their vagine
Tell the parents you didn't see nothin' and I'll rape you too if you try to do something
Don't bother going to the cops, cause I own them
They send me homeless kids and then I bone them
I got a deal with the chief of police
I keep his family safe and I rape his niece
I eat a lotta pussy, and I eat a lot of beef
Big meatballs on my spaghetti 'cause I'm obese

Verse two: Kingpin (daredevil)

Pussy, I'm an evil man
I eat as much pussy as a fat man can
A fat man eats the most pussy in the world
Yes, I'm a pedophile, raping little girls
Nobody can stop me, not even a whole swat team!
Kingpin, sticking all my fingers in a hot teen
I got a problem, I gotta stop, I wish I could
This rap got darker than I thought it would

We're pussy gangsters...
We're the pussy gangsters...
We get all the pussy...
Cause we're criminals, pedophiles, big evil assholes!

Verse three: Tony Montana

Say hello to my little friend!
It's skinny and it's veiny and it slightly bends
As my power ascends, my wiener extends
And then I snort cocaine, off a boy's rear end, mang!
First you get da money, then you get the power,
Then you get the little boys naked in the shower!
I'm Tony, Baloney with my buddy Corleoni,
We're the pussy gangsters, gimme some macaroni

Make way for the real kingpin of sleaze!
I'm all about the peach fuzz, little girls please
I'm the biggest pussy gangster of all,
The fattest, greasiest wop you ever saw
I got the coins and the drugs and the enemies
Everybody wants to know my identity
Living with my brothers, suck eachother through a glory hole
Aye, pizanos, everybody do the Mario!

Verse One: Alyaza

My gryphonic girth throbbing
Little boys on my knob slobbing
I don't let up even if they start coughing,
I'm a pedophile, master of my profession and I'm professionally vile
My feathers never go out of style, check the great Sphinx watching over the nile
Colorado represent
I know no "age of consent"
I'll leave that ass in worse of a disaster than cold war Russia
You're not my crush, no, I'm just an anus crusher

Verse Two: Zilchexo
From the Yucatan to the Carribbean I'm a true anal raider
Young confused teens, I'm a true mind shaper
Pirate of the port, all my allies will purport, I'm the strongest im my movement and the biggest booty raper
Sodomy is my game and I play on hardest
Christ unrealized cause I'm a Marxist
Mere American lies to control the masses and keep me from these prepubescent asses!
When it comes to fetishism I'm the crassest
(LUCAS WERNER STEPS IN)
Lucas: And when it comes to rolling green I'm the cashest
We fight together
Either bareback our bound in leather
To get young pussy and fight the Fascists

Science backs my word and my bodily urges
This is the reason we need conservicuck purges
My supreme telomeres will give birth to a greater generation
Who cares if she's 15, if she consents then she can deal with her problems after graduation!

this is one of my favorite threads ever i keep comint back to it

why isnt this a global sticky