the pantheon of thundergods

ELDER GODS:
bruno mars -- the swaggiest of swags; they say that if you pray for him every day for a year he will appear and grant you limitless swagger
the all knowing corngod -- the true thundergod; all true thunderdumbs pray at least once a day for based corngod
robin "robby" thicke -- the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now, and the curator of the big dees and hos
brandon rhea -- swag has a face; pray once a week to him and ye shall be given another month of survival

GODS:
edward snowden -- thank you based snowden; rumor has it that his revelations keep the thunderdome free as in freedom to this day
richard stallman -- freedom incarnate; the hero of freedom and savior of the wiki
barack obama and mitt romney -- the true american patriots we need; keepin it real since 1973
neil degrasse tyson -- smart dude tyson chicken nuggets bitch

it... it's corndog king

i like to call him corngod

Where is Bahamut and Chuck Norris?

"bahamut"
die

"chuck norris"
double end your existence in this world

Blue Flare wrote:Chuck Norris?

fucking kill yourself

Ugly wrote:

Blue Flare wrote:Chuck Norris?

fucking kill yourself

why?

Oh hue hue hue gotta love those shittastical jokes masturbated out by the world of Warcraft community, eh james

Blue Flare wrote:Where is Bahamut and Chuck Norris?

"Bahamut"
go peddle your dragon stuff elsewhere

"Chuck Norris"
no

samoyed wrote:

Blue Flare wrote:Where is Bahamut and Chuck Norris?

"Bahamut"
go peddle your dragon stuff elsewhere

"Chuck Norris"
no

dude dragons are awesome yo.

Except for Tiamat, she's pure evil.

stop

Fucking god James no

sophisticated black man wrote:Fucking god James no

why

Because rt is already austistic enough to make these lists you're only making it worse by contributing

the lazy song was kinda stupid i only liked the monkeys in the music video

bruno mars hasn't been at his best since locked out of heaven but he's still the king of the swaggity

sophisticated black man wrote:Because rt is already austistic enough to make these lists you're only making it worse by contributing

bitch you dare question the might of bruno and corngod

vote neil degrasse tyson as demi-god

actually neil should be a god because based neil

bring back :smartdude:

"neil smoke degrasse tyson chicken nuggets"

we need to update this turrible pantheon

please suggest your new GODS and GODE.s

Godes:
Charles Wingate

Im gonna take a shit on your dad and mom

why the hell were bruno mars and richard stallman on this list