THE 9 DAYS

EIGHT DAYS
8 DAYS

EIGHT DAYS UNTIL THE SHERIFFS COME TO ROUND UP THE BANDITS OF FORUMOTION

EIGHT LYNCHINGS UNTIL THE LONG ARMS OF THE LAW LEARN TO FEAR THE COLD STEEL AND HOT LEAD OF THESE MASKED MENACES, WHOSE EYES SHOW NO REMORSE WHEN duehh UP ANOTHER DEFENSELESS FORUM

EIGHT RANDOM FORUM SPAMMINGS UNTIL THE DUSTY TOWN OF OTX IS WOKEN INTO PANIC BY THE POWER OF ONE BLACK, DREADED NAME. YOU'LL HEAR IT IN THE SALOON, THE BARBER SHOP, THE GENERAL STORE...THE NAME "LITIGATORS" HURRIEDLY WHISPERED, AND ECHOING INTO THE TENSION THAT LURKS IN THE EMPTINESS OF THE TOWN STREETS

SEVEN DAYS

7 DAYS

SEVEN DAYS UNTIL FORUMOTION LEADS THEIR REVOLT AGAINST THE EARTH FEDERATION

SEVEN UNIVERSAL CENTURIES UNTIL A LEGENDARY, BRUTAL CONFLICT, ETERNALLY REPEATED ON THE STAGE OF HISTORY, IS WAGED IN THE SEA OF STARS

SEVEN PURGES UNTIL THE HORRIFIC SECRET WEAPON, OTTOMAN.GIF.SWF, EMERGES WITH ENOUGH SHEER DESTRUCTIVE POWER TO TURN THE TIDE OF WAR

THE BLOOD OF PN AND BA AND ALL OTHERS WILL ONCE AGAIN STAIN THE PRISTINE COSMOS AMIDST THE LISTLESS DEBRIS OF COLONIES AND PLANETS, A SENSELESS SACRIFICE SERVING AS ANOTHER ETERNAL TESTAMENT TO AN INEVITABLE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE - ONLY OTX HOLDS SUPREMACY IN THE FORUMOTION DIRECTORY

SIX DAYS

6 DAYS

SIX DAYS UNTIL SETH AND AMMY WILL LEAD A REVOLUTION THAT SHAKES THE FOUNDATIONS OF FORUMOTION

SIX ROOM IS joy JOKES UNTIL OTX ONCE AGAIN RISES UP AGAINST THE OPPRESSORS - THOSE HAVE STRIPPED US OF OUR BIGOTED REMARKS, FILLING OUR LIVES WITH SHALLOW KID FRIENDLY EXPERIENCES AND SPREADING duehh THINNER AND THINNER

SIX REDIRECTS ADDED TO THE WIKI UNTIL RTCITY, BY GUN AND FIST, FREES US FROM THE SHACKLES OF THIS MUNDANE AND LISTLESS CENSORSHIP, PROUDLY PLAYING "WE FLIGHT HIGH" BY JIM JONES AS WE MARCH INTO THE CAPITAL WITH duehh FOR EVERYBODY

THE FACIST WWCREDUX USERS AND THE CAPITALIST FORUMOTION LITIGATOR PIGS WILL BE PURGED FROM THIS WORLD, REDUCED TO BLOODY PAGES IN A HISTORY BOOK WHOSE FUTURE CHAPTERS CAN ONLY SHINE TWICE AS BRIGHTLY

FIVE DAYS

5 DAYS

FIVE DAYS UNTIL AN UNPRECEDENTED ASTRONOMICAL EVENT OCCURS HIGH IN THE HEAVENS OF FORUMOTION

FIVE SOLAR ECLIPSES UNTIL THE PLANETS ALIGN CORRECTLY FOR A GREAT EMERGENCE UNLIKE ANY OF OUR KIND ON EARTH HAVE EVER SEEN

FIVE META THREADS UNTIL THE STARS ALIGN TO SPELL "OTX" IN THE DEEP BLACK NIGHT SKY, WHOSE COMBINED LIGHT WILL SHINE DOWN THROUGH TO THE EARTH AND ILLUMINATE THE TRUTH - WE WILL ONCE AGAIN REIGN SUPREME

THOSE TRUE TO THE OTX NAME SHALL ASCEND TO THE COSMOS, WHILE ROT AND "OGFURYROAD" ARE FORCES TO WALK THE EARTH BLIND FOR ALL ETERNITY

FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE ANCIENTS RISE AGAIN FROM THE GROUND

A TRAIN OF UNSTOPPABLE POWER WILL CAUSE AN UNSTOPPABLE EARTHQUAKE THAT WILL SHAKE OTx TO THE GROUND AND RENEW A GLORIOUS AND UNSTOPPABLE NEW REIGN OF POWER

OTTHUNDERDOME.OTTHUNDERDOME, HOME OF THE NEW CHAMPIONS TO THE THUNDERTHRONE

FOUR DAYS

4 DAYS

FOUR DAYS UNTIL EVEN THE MIGHTIEST OF FORUMS WILL BE DISINTEGRATED IN RESPONSE TO OTX'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN

FOUR OT SPINOFFS DYING OF INACTIVITY UNTIL A PEOPLE'S CHAMPION RETURNS TO THE FORUM STAGE, AND THIS TIME HE'S PULLING NO PUNCHES - OTX IS READY TO THROW HARD PUNCHES TO CLAW ITS WAY BACK TO THE TOP

FOUR THREADS ABOUT OTHER SPINOFFS UNTIL OTX SHOWS ITS lump THE TRUE MEANING OF TERROR - A CORNERED BEAST WITH NOTHING TO LOSE, WHOSE LAST CHANCE AT GLORY RIDES ON THIS SINGLE SHOT, WHO INTENDS TO LEAVE NOTHING BUT CORPSES IN ITS WAKE - AND WRITE "VICTORY IMMORTAL" WITH THEIR BLOOD UPON ITS THRONE OF KILLINGS

ROT AND BA HAVE GROWN COMPLACENT WITH OUR LACK OF PRESENCE; IN THAT TIME OF DECADENCE, THE IMPERATORS HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS MOMENT.

THREE DAYS

3 DAYS

THREE DAYS UNTIL ALL OTHER PRETENDERS TO THE FORUMOTION THRONE ARE BANISHED TO INFORME

THREE FAILED RAIDS ON OTX UNTIL THE TROOPS ARE MOBILIZED AND THE BEACHES OF FORUMOTION ARE STORMED IN AN INVASION BIGGER THAN D-DAY

THREE IMGUR GALLERY LINKS POSTED UNTIL OTX'S SECRET WEAPON IS PRIMED AND READY TO FIRE UP ON ALL THAT DARE STAND IN ITS WAY, THOSE UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHOSE LAST GLIMPSE WILL BE THAT OF A SLEEK, FLASHING GIF ENCODED MONOLITH WHOSE GREAT STATURE BLOCKS OUT THE SUN

PN AND BA AND ALL OTHER FORA TO WHOM NOW HAIL TO THE PATRIOTISM OF THE NEW THUNDERDOME AT OTXTEST DOT FORUMOTION DOT COM LAMENT THESE TIMES AS THAT OF POVERTY AND HUNGER, YET THEY SHOULD GIRD THEIR LOINS AND STEEL THEIR RESOLVE - THEIR DARK AGE IS COMING, AND STOPS FOR NEITHER MAN NOR MACHINE

TWO DAYS

2 DAYS

TWO COPYPASTAS POSTED ONTO HARDWARE ISSUES UNTIL OTX'S LONG SUFFERING IS ENDED AND THEY ASCEND BACK TO THEIR RIGHTFUL THRONE AS THE CONQUERORS OF FORUMOTION

TWO DAYS UNTIL FORUMOTION UNLEASHES THE ULTIMATE WEAPON AGAINST OTX AND IS DEEMED EITHER IS SAVIOR OR DESTROYER

TWO FORTNIGHTS UNTIL 91AS4.GIF ONCE AGAIN BECOMES AN IMAGE FOUND IN EVERY FORUM, WHEN THE GREAT MOTHERLAND OF OTX IS FINALLY BACK IN ACTION IN ALL OF ITS MAJESTIC SPLENDOR

ALL WILL WILL BURN AT THE SHEER TOUCH OF OUR HOLY LIGHT, BUT PN WILL BE ALLOWED A BENEFICENT AND PEACEFUL LIFE OF ETERNAL SERVITUDE

ONE DAY

1 DAY

ONE DAY, THE NIGHT OF HOLY JUDGEMENT IS UPON US

ONE ENCOUNTER WITH DEATH HIMSELF UNTIL THE LONG HARDSHIP OF OTXTEST IS OVER - UNTIL NEW FUNPOSTS ONCE AGAIN SPRING UP IN FALLOW FIELDS, UNTIL SPINOFFS ARE MADE FOR US AGAIN INSTEAD OF BEING TAKEN FROM US AND SPOOD-FED TO THE UNPATRIOTIC AND COMMUNISTIC AMSK8R MENACE

ONE MORE GLORIOUS REVIVAL OF A FORUM UNTIL WE CAN FINALLY REST EASY, KNOWING THAT duehh GOODNESS IS JUST BEYOND THE HORIZON, THAT NOT A WORLD OF BRONIES AND BLOGPOSTING BUT A BRIGHT FUTURE OF QUALITY POSTS AND ORIGINAL CONTENT AWAITS US.

BY THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF OUR GLORIOUS GOD, SANKET, COMES THE ULTIMATE CONCLUSION TO THIS FIST FIGHT WITH FATE. OTXTEST MAY FALL, BUT OTX WILL NEVER DIE.

THIS IS THE END OF OUR JOURNEY, MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS, AND IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL RIDING IT WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. EVEN ROT AND BA NOW CAN KNOW THE TRUTH AND OPEN THEIR HEART TO THE SHEER POWER OF OTX. THE DAWN IS COMING.

TWELVE HOURS

TWELVE HOURS REMAIN

HALF A DAY UNTIL THE CLOCK STRIKES 12:00 AM, PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, APRIL SIXTEENTH OF THE TWO THOUSAND AND FIFTEENTH YEAR SINCE SWEET BABY JESUS WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, THE GLORIOUS NEW THUNDERDOME'S FATE WILL BE DECIDED BY THE HIGH LORDS OF FORUMOTION

SEVEN HOURS

7 HOURS

SEVEN HOURS UNTIL FORUMOTION DESCENDS UPON OUR FORUM AND MAKES THE ULTIMATE DECISION - TO SACRIFICE THE NEW GLORIOUS NATION OF THE THUNDERDOME AS A TESTAMENT TO THEIR ABILITIES, OR SPARE US FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND

WE WILL BE BATHED IN THE CINDERS OF WRATH, BUT FROM IT WE WILL BE FORGED A NEWER, STRONGER PEOPLE. VICTORIA IMMORTALIS!

I FEAR THEM NOT

STAND STRONG BROTHERS

IF WE ARE DELETED, WE WILL BE BATHED IN THE CINDERS OF FORUMOTION'S WRATH, AND BE REFORGED IN THE GLORY OF THE COSMIC lump TO ONCE AGAIN CLAIM THAT WHICH IS RIGHTFULLY OURS

WE NEVER FORGET

WE NEVER FORGIVE


WE NEVER DIE!

THREE HOURS UNTIL THE UNHOLY JUDGEMENT OF FORUMOTION DESCENTS UPON THE THE TRUE CHAMPIONS OF THE FORUMOTION DIRECTORY, THE GREATEST CALL OF DUTY FORUMS MAN HAS EVER KNOWN, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS NOW AND FOREVER MORE

THREE MORE GLORIOUS duehh THREADS UNTIL THE GREAT COMMUNISTIC LIBERATORS TAKE THE OTXTEST BY STORM AND ATTEMPT TO RAISE THE RED BANNER OVER THE TRUE SOIL OF AMERICA ONE TIME MORE

THREE MORE POSTS BY FLADE ATTEMPTING TO CONVERT THE PEOPLE OF THIS LAND TO THE MENACE KNOWN AS "ANARCHO-FASCIST ATHEISM," AND ATTEMPTING TO SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF THE FREEST FORUM IN THE WORLD WITH IMMORAL AND UNCHRISTIAN BEHAVIOR

THE GLORIOUS BATTLE FOR FREEDOM AND LIBERTY UNDER THE HOLY REIGN OF TYRANT MOD OAKY RAGES ON

you're being even more dramatic than james

Pizza Brother wrote:you're being even more dramatic than james

nerd thats the point this is culturrrr from CW originale

AMERICA WINS AGAIN wrote:you're being even more dramatic than james

wtf you dont remember this glorious shit?
amsk8r posted this I'm pretty sure on original judgement week.

Barbarian Obama wrote:

AMERICA WINS AGAIN wrote:you're being even more dramatic than james

wtf you dont remember this glorious shit?
amsk8r posted this I'm pretty sure on original judgement week.

i wasnt around much