RANDOMIZED QUOTES NOW IMPLEMENTED

please list quotes in the following format to make it easy for me to add them

<i>(or whatever tag is appropriate)quote</i> - name with optional brief description

CURRENT LIST OF QUOTES HERE

remember that dinkly guy who totally isnt fd!!!
didnt he say some shit like
<i>My asian girlfriend is ugly, anime chicks are way hotter</i>
or some shit

<i>i walk like 3 miles erry damm day with 20 pounds on my back so i could eat toxic slime and be fine</i> - FD

<i>no fd you are fat</i> - oaky lays down the law

<i>People who drive cars deserve to get shit on by pedestrian master race since they're wrecking the environment due to being lazy and out of shape to get somewhere the hard way, I think it's a fair trade off</i> - amsk8r and the tale of why jaywalking is a-ok

<i>OTBATHHOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS / THIS SHITTY FORUM IS GONNA GET BTFO / ALL HAIL THE NEW OTX GOD</i> - whoopsies!

<i>I have a disease called "Fat tumbler user syndrome" it causes me to be a lazy waste of tax money who watches Dr Who and eats donuts all day</i> - wrecked as fuck

<i>Yea whenever I do something I think "what would spinny do here?" and then just do the complete opposite. It's brought me lots of success in life</i> - amsk8r's life advice #1318

<i>Post this again, and I will brute attack it.</i> - jmm the lover of unicorns

<i>RT this is no way to talk to the forum that you're inevitably going to have to join to once all the alternatives die ):</i> - amsk8r talking about OTBH

<i>it's amazing how this is comparable to north korea</i> - dragonmaster compares OTTD to north korea

<i>[10:21:24 AM] Varg Vicodin: adding me back to your circlejerk after I leave it? / [10:21:27 AM] Varg Vicodin: that's how fd got blocked</i> - ｗｈｉｔｅ　ｇｉｎｇｅｒ　ｑｕｅｂｅｃｏｉｓ　”ａｍｓｋ８ｒ”　ｃｒｙ　ｓａｌｔｙ　ｔｅａｒｒｕ　ｏｖｅｒ　ｉｒｏｎｉｋｋｕ　ｒｅｔｓｕｐｕｒａｅ

that should cover it for now

braeburn appaloosa wrote:<i>RT this is no way to talk to the forum that you're inevitably going to have to join to once all the alternatives die ):</i> - amsk8r talking about OTBH

the irony in this one is still more penetrating than my dick

oaky wrote:

braeburn appaloosa wrote:<i>RT this is no way to talk to the forum that you're inevitably going to have to join to once all the alternatives die ):</i> - amsk8r talking about OTBH

the irony in this one is still more penetrating than my dick

http://www.otthunderdome.com/t1257-the-most-ironic-quote-of-all-time

actually fuck you OP MORE QUOTES FOR THE PEOPLE

<i>i greatly respect that you make absolutely no attempt to hide the fact that you get upset at words on the internet</i> - amsk8r, to lckelear

<i>they're all juvenile assholes who do shit like copy profiles and harass users</i> - lckelear cries about TOTL or something

<i>Flade is a greasy, gelatinous mass.</i> - seth

<i>I'm the sexiest motherfucker that ever lived, next to the other guys here.</i> - seth reveals the truth

oaky wrote:

braeburn appaloosa wrote:<i>RT this is no way to talk to the forum that you're inevitably going to have to join to once all the alternatives die ):</i> - amsk8r talking about OTBH

the irony in this one is still more penetrating than my dick

right?

<i>might as well inject sql into your site</i> - every enemy of freedom ever
or the alternative but just as edgy

<i>lol think im gonna ddos this when i get bored enough</i> - leader of anonyomous

<i>[12:32:51 PM] Star: I just don't want to deal with them</i> - no context necessary

<i>Good to know your value of us has been equivalent to how much a teenage girl might value the tampon she puts up her vagina.
</i> - amsk8r v spinny #1

<i>i fucking hate my social life. i dont know how to be good friends with people. im not close to anybody, anybody at all, you know that? dont have a single close friend.</i> - spinnythings contemplates his now nonexistence social life, april 21st, 2014

<i>fuck you and your conservatism. it seems like everything is a political discussion now. you were a feminist and changed me into one.</i> - spinny, amsk8r slavevvvvvvvvvvvv

<i>i dont want to be an american made man i hate america and everything this shitty shit country stands for i want to be a pussy artist and express my feels its what i was born for</i> - spinny, isis lover

<i>You are so fucking lucky I don't run across the face of the fucking earth to break your jaw, you fucking bitch.</i> - SETH TRAIN TO SPINNY

<i> hate you asshole go die‏ / fuck you‏ / kill yourself‏ / you fucing suck‏ / youre stupid‏ / and dumb as shit‏ / and pretende you know everything‏ / but dont know a goddamn thing‏</i> - SPINNY SNAPS 2K14

<i>well i have nothing better to do in the mornings anyway so my "break" is just gonna be limited to not posting as often and logging out if i dont like what im reading</i> - lol

<i>Eventually all that pent up "are we done here??" is going to froth out and he'll just explode in a firey ball of intellectual</i> - amsk8r on tomoko

<i>oh my god this thread is such shit im going to kill magician</i> - incoming spinners

<i>MAGI THE FAGGOT HAD TO COME PULL A FROSTY AND BE A WHINY ASS BITCH AND BAN HER. NOBODY FUCKING STOOD UP FOR HER RETARD ASS SO I WILL.</i> - spinny, where did it go so wrong ;_;

Is self quoting acceptable

<i>If I could, I'd tell all your mothers about the horrific bile you say every waking day on this cesspit of hate.</i> - TimJW

<i>The issue is you guys don't get that I don't take shit from any of you autist bastards.</i> - FD

<i>grow up and stop going on roblox become a lumberjack and live the life of a man [WWCRites will] all die of loneliness</i> - oaky to WWCR user caliphofkebab

<i>Like, I find anthro easy on the eyes any time of the day, dick hard or not.</i> - Zacmac

<i>lor=red]CKING DICKS YOU ARE SO GAY SUCK MY COCK ANGRERYTYE-]]SW'PMDE;NASLKRGMPGIQWREIG</i> - Spinnythings

<i>Do the world a favor and leave this world. I don't tolerate bigots like you.</i> - JMM

<i>P.S. Go fuck yourself hasbro.</i> - JMM

<i>the toughest leather gloves: is it porn rt
exotic appaloosa horse!!: yes</i>

im lovin this feature

try to only post the high quality shit though

<i>give me liberty or give me death!- patrick henry</i>

<i>i think, therefor i am - rene descartes </i>

added

<i>mir appaloosa: also fuck you i'm gilda fucking gryphon</i>-that one time rtcity went insane