RANDOMIZED QUOTES NOW IMPLEMENTED

samoyed wrote:<i>mir appaloosa: also fuck you i'm gilda fucking gryphon</i>-that one time rtcity went insane

quality quote mining by dogman as always because the context changes to something significantly less gay if you add the rest of the quote

"9:49 PM - mir appaloosa: also fuck you i'm gilda fucking gryphon
9:49 PM - mir appaloosa: and you can't do shit about that
9:51 PM - mir appaloosa: how's that for a fucking quote
9:52 PM - mir appaloosa: might as well be a fucking gryphon for what you people think of me jesus christ

don't be a quote mining faggot pls nobody likes those people

<i>BE THERE OR BE SQUARE</i> - the best

<i>Screw the OTX. They shouldn't be the ones to ruin our fun.</i> - jay, literally right before OTx ruined her fun

<i>You did griffon-kind everywhere a severe injustice with that post. I mean horses are meh but RT will agree with me that gilda is freaking premium</i> - zacmac, personifying "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK AND OTHER INCREDIBLE TALES" to its core

<i>LITERALLY EVERY IP ADDRESS ON EARTH IS BANNED</i> - OTRev ends for the first time

<i>...To keep my sexually repressed fantasies of Twi[light Sparkle] to a minimum</i> - SWB on OTXSJ

there should be a section on this website named "quote repository" which is just a list of the randomized header quotes

braeburn appaloosa wrote:

samoyed wrote:<i>mir appaloosa: also fuck you i'm gilda fucking gryphon</i>-that one time rtcity went insane

quality quote mining by dogman as always because the context changes to something significantly less gay if you add the rest of the quote

"9:49 PM - mir appaloosa: also fuck you i'm gilda fucking gryphon
9:49 PM - mir appaloosa: and you can't do shit about that
9:51 PM - mir appaloosa: how's that for a fucking quote
9:52 PM - mir appaloosa: might as well be a fucking gryphon for what you people think of me jesus christ

actually that made it a LOT gayer lol

<i>ITS D AND D WARRIORS THAT TERRIFY ITS D AND D VIRGINS TIL THE DAY WEEE DIEEEEEEEE</i> - Bam! C chanting about D&D

<i>WE BITCHSLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF FLAMINGDINNER AND HIS <span style="color:#ff000">A</span><span style="color:#ff9933">D</span> <span style="color:#ffff00">H</span><span style="color:#006600">O</span><span style="color:#00ffff">M</span><span style="color:#0000ff">I</span><span style="color:#000099">N</span><span style="color:#6600ff">E</span><span style="color:#990099">M</span><span style="color:#660000">S</span></i> - Tomoko about the victory against Furyroad2

span style is the cool guy now, font color is so HTML 4.x

"turn on js for quotes" shows up instead if you have noscript enabled for now

took some serious effort to revisit the list of fetishes thread without feeling like a total fucking moron

<i>"the only exclusion from the mostly human rule is glaceon because it really doesn't need it" - room describing his beastiality fetish</i>

roomo wrote:took some serious effort to revisit the list of fetishes thread without feeling like a total fucking moron

<i>"the only exclusion from the mostly human rule is glaceon because it really doesn't need it" - room describing his beastiality fetish</i>

oh shit how could i forget the sexy gardevoir titty series of quotes

Thoughts on this? Do people mind the slight delay before a quote loads

I thought it was just my tablet being slow

The quote loads after the page does

nice

<i>tl;dr I broke my sister's laptop kind of on purpose and she's really fucking upset</i> - FD during the TILA TEQUILA incident

<i>i legitimately don't understand why you'd want to watch a bunch of little strangers run around and hit each other while some commentator talks too much and everyone yells whenever something happens</i> - FD on sports

<i>Im salty as hell right now but in a couple hours I'll feel better and you'll still be living in the country with worse living standards than some parts of Africa</i> - amsk8r crying tears of pure canadian salt after america proved its dominance once again

<i>Hey, critics, you don't need to review The Avengers. We know what the fuck these movies are by now, thanks.</i> - gary janetti

nroc wrote:<i>Hey, critics, you don't need to review The Avengers. We know what the fuck these movies are by now, thanks.</i> - gary janetti

what are they

could we get a list of all the random quotes

still need to add what you guys have posted

var quotes = [

"<i>Okay, it randomly feels like I'm wearing my fedora now</i> - dragonmaster",
"<i>ok logging out because you guys are being homos night</i> - spinnythings",
"<i>I would suck horse cock for some honey bunches of oats but I'm not allwoed to have cereal anymore it's BULLSHIT</i> - gluten-free terrorist amsk8r",
"<i>none of you are birds</i> - luna tox",
"<b>WE GOT MILLIONS</b> - ottd wrecking goatlings",
"<i>reminds me of when i hooked up my ps2 to a dvd player</i> - mega",
"<i>Did someoen fuck with the theme or did my Internet just shit itself?</i> - magician",
"<i>[fd's] ban reason should've consisted of 50 epileptic images and for not being born in chad like he should've</i> - corn",
"<i>fuck yeah OTX to the last breath</i> - guy who destroyed ottd",
"<i>why did her breasts shrink</i> - observant dogman",
"<i>at least your appendix will never explode again<i><img src=https://2img.net/u/2617/59/33/48/smiles/2049384255.gif> - oaky looking at the bright side",
"<i>shut the FUCK up you fuckin pussy this thread is for health not excuses</i> - the otx health creed",
"<i>i could run forever if it wasnt for the stupid asthma</i> - spinny",
"<i>People who drive cars deserve to get shit on by pedestrian master race since they're wrecking the environment due to being lazy and out of shape to get somewhere the hard way, I think it's a fair trade off</i> - amsk8r and the tale of why jaywalking is a-ok",
"<i>i walk like 3 miles erry damm day with 20 pounds on my back so i could eat toxic slime and be fine</i> - fd",
"<i>Post this again, and I will brute attack it.</i> - jmm",
"<i>I might as well inject SQL into your site.</i> - jmm",
"<i>Take this down or you're next, butt boy</i> - fd to oaky",
"<i>it's amazing how [ottd] is comparable to north korea</i> - dragonmaster",
"<i>Yea whenever I do something I think 'what would spinny do here?' and then just do the complete opposite. It's brought me lots of success in life</i> - amsk8r",
"<i>fuck you and your conservatism. it seems like everything is a political discussion now. you were a feminist and changed me into one.</i> - spinnythings",
"<i>i dont want to be an american made man i hate america and everything this shitty shit country stands for i want to be a pussy artist and express my feels its what i was born for</i> - spinny, isis member",
"<i> hate you asshole go die‏ / fuck you‏ / kill yourself‏ / you fucing suck‏ / youre stupid‏ / and dumb as shit‏ / and pretende you know everything‏ / but dont know a goddamn thing‏</i> - spinnythings",
"<i>Do the world a favor and leave this world. I don't tolerate bigots like you.</i> - JMM",
"<i>the toughest leather gloves: is it porn rt</br>
exotic appaloosa horse!!: yes</i>",
"<i>[3:52:31 PM] Gilda Svariyantina: 'tell me when you stop being a little bitch and you can come back to ottd'</br>
[3:52:45 PM] Gilda Svariyantina: that's basically one of those 'no win' conditions</i>",
"<i>Give me liberty or give me death!- patrick henry</i>",
"<i>the only exclusion from the mostly human rule is glaceon because it really doesn't need it</i> - room being room"
];

mine is there?

yes

<i>"I got suspended because I took my clop to school"</i> - FD

<i>spinny likes megapixels because if he sends a picture of his cock to local college students the images need to be at least 497436 x 355353 to see it</i> - mega

<i>"james you masturbate to shit like this so I would shut the fuck up if I were you"<i> -fd, posting dragon porn on his own forum