rtcity can you teach me your language

can you give me a list of like vocab and verb conjugations and sentence structure etc. i would like to learn the language and speak it among my peers

LOL

you must learn the history first

aelatijeantenijakbefsj was founded by Queen Kgllghwehjnlakyya along with Prince Bkegnjwekngld in 2001
at first it was occupied by the peaceful mozzarella stick people, but the horse-people's god, the one they called "Wingate" willed the destruction of the mozzarella stick people
so the horse-people held their guns in their hooves somehow and took the land of the mozzarella stick people with several casualties, including the horse-people general, Gildafuckingryphon
their losses were not in vain, as the horse-people had their new home with all the pizza they could embezzle

the end

chapter 2: wat le fuk and other tales

coming soon

Chapter 3: never forget the daily reminder of the notably glooooriously hilarious escapades of how can king blue blothgjfjgjrjej beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so stupid?

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tfw rt doesn't reply because he knows teaching anyone to speak his language is a herculean task

chapter 2: wat le fuk and other tales will come real soon

Tfw rt doesn't reply because his language is actually bullshit

chapter 2: wat le fuk and other tales

with the mozzarella stick people wiped out, the horse-people established a strong presence in the Kenbtgjkwneogne Highlands. strong enough to attract the attention of the INKREDIBLE EMPIRE OF EBAJBREJKE. brandon rhea, supreme ruler at the time, issued a notice to Queen Kgnoernginrglsnrlgla, stating that the mozzarella stick people were their ally, and that they would be destroyed in the same manner that Linda Glocke destroyed ISIS in the Aerkltsata era. war was declared between the two nations. Aeleatejtonngjaljeyska's forces consisted of loyal horse-people, fuckinggryphons, and mozzarella stick people captives. EBAJBREJKE had the full support of both Brosnanland and Smokeycorp HQ (location unknown, presumably the USA). in addition, top Ricetech scientists were in the process of developing the Nerdsmash prototype, which would soon become widely used by Nerdcrush Force One to execute chumps. with war on the horizon, Prince Blosfongoetjoekla sought a new general to replace the deceased Gildafuckinggryphon.

the tale of rt's horse-people continues in...

chapter 3: never forget the daily reminder of the notably gloriously hilarious escapades of how can king blue blrelkfmgongta beeeeeeeeeeeeeee so stupid? feminism

trailer for chapter 3:

samoyed wrote:tfw rt doesn't reply because he knows teaching anyone to speak his language is a herculean task

it isn't herculean it's just that you cannot teach something which, although it has a semblance of grammatical structure and function, has no written down rules

it'd be like trying to teach someone chinese without them knowing what each logograph means, you could do it but the end result would be absolutely meaningless and they would be making up total gibberish

siyonen wrote:

samoyed wrote:tfw rt doesn't reply because he knows teaching anyone to speak his language is a herculean task

and they would be making up total gibberish

and the difference is?

if you read the sentence Ve ala meka kozesi, vot ina ųl ene, ara kozesi meka asa, there is not a single word in there that an english speaker could not make an educated guess on the meaning of

it's only gibberish if you pay zero attention to it

meka = Mecca?

phonetically similar but try english "make"

chapter 3: never forget the daily reminder of the notably gloriously hilarious escapades of how can king blue blrelkfmgongta beeeeeeeeeeeeeee so stupid? feminism

Prince Blgkrognogjiaortpa spoke to his father King Blue Blgfenljnglegkektja about possible alliances in preparation for the war. The Prince proposed an alliance with the Chrjyskykslekls. King Blue Bglsdlkmlsgntllta denied, stating that their leader Queen Chrkshrktjiyiy was being a "big titty bitch" and allying with them would be no good. The Prince decided to go speak to them anyways. Queen Cgkrgrjhkhrlgjkl agreed to an alliance, on one condition. they needed government funding. they would help the horse-people in exchange for government funds. but when the Prince arrived back at the horse-people's kingdom, all of the government funding was GONE! "dad what happened to all the government money", questioned Prince Blefkewlfjltiuua. "i gave it all to the treasurer because he wanted it for some reason. i think he was hungry", answered King Blue BLgekjwgjegjhthya. Suddenly, a large figure burst into the room. "HEY HEY HEY," boomed the treasurer of the horse-people. "WHO WANTS PIZZA?" Prince Blfkwegnjektyla was stunned for a moment, then turned back to his father. "dad how could you BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so stupid? we needed those funds to ally with the Chgkhlrkyleskj so they could help us in the oncoming war." King Blue Bgflwjelgwlwtjtya replied, "i told you son, Queen Chykwljkjjys was being a big titty bitch. besides, we are powerful enough with our current allies, the fuckingryphons. stop being so sarutty*." Prince Blgewjyhkyjijya stormed out of the throne room. "how could my father BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so stupid?" he told himself as he headed towards the shack belonging to the only person that could save him and his people:
Bernie Sanders.

stay tuned for chapter 4: the war begins APPARENTLY


*Sarutty - Angry (Horse-people language)

frito bandito wrote:chapter 3: never forget the daily reminder of the notably gloriously hilarious escapades of how can king blue blrelkfmgongta beeeeeeeeeeeeeee so stupid? feminism

Prince Blgkrognogjiaortpa spoke to his father King Blue Blgfenljnglegkektja about possible alliances in preparation for the war. The Prince proposed an alliance with the Chrjyskykslekls. King Blue Bglsdlkmlsgntllta denied, stating that their leader Queen Chrkshrktjiyiy was being a "big titty bitch" and allying with them would be no good. The Prince decided to go speak to them anyways. Queen Cgkrgrjhkhrlgjkl agreed to an alliance, on one condition. they needed government funding. they would help the horse-people in exchange for government funds. but when the Prince arrived back at the horse-people's kingdom, all of the government funding was GONE! "dad what happened to all the government money", questioned Prince Blefkewlfjltiuua. "i gave it all to the treasurer because he wanted it for some reason. i think he was hungry", answered King Blue BLgekjwgjegjhthya. Suddenly, a large figure burst into the room. "HEY HEY HEY," boomed the treasurer of the horse-people. "WHO WANTS PIZZA?" Prince Blfkwegnjektyla was stunned for a moment, then turned back to his father. "dad how could you BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so stupid? we needed those funds to ally with the Chgkhlrkyleskj so they could help us in the oncoming war." King Blue Bgflwjelgwlwtjtya replied, "i told you son, Queen Chykwljkjjys was being a big titty bitch. besides, we are powerful enough with our current allies, the fuckingryphons. stop being so sarutty*." Prince Blgewjyhkyjijya stormed out of the throne room. "how could my father BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so stupid?" he told himself as he headed towards the shack belonging to the only person that could save him and his people:
Bernie Sanders.

stay tuned for chapter 4: the war begins APPARENTLY


*Sarutty - Angry (Horse-people language)

this is getting better lol

chapter 4 trailer:

siyonen wrote:

samoyed wrote:tfw rt doesn't reply because he knows teaching anyone to speak his language is a herculean task

it isn't herculean it's just that you cannot teach something which, although it has a semblance of grammatical structure and function, has no written down rules

it'd be like trying to teach someone chinese without them knowing what each logograph means, you could do it but the end result would be absolutely meaningless and they would be making up total gibberish

jus add me on skype and we can do some equestrian lessons brother

Khydigubialbidia, hugfhfuer BRUH AMMER

chapter 4: the war begins APPARENTLY

Somewhere in EBAJBREJKE...
The finishing touches were being put on the Nerdsmash prototype. The prototype was already armed with lightning arc devices and MK-1 Helga shoulder-mounted alpha missiles. Now all the engineers needed was a cheap and expendable source of fuel for the suit's flame weaponry. "Say, what about those horse-people government funds that we traded for pizza?", suggested Chief Engineer Alex Jones of Infowars. "If we develop a way to convert the money into fuel, then we could implement it into the Flamedinner storage tanks." Supreme Leader Brandon Rhea, overseeing the suit's design, shook his head. "If we run out, we're gonna have to use our own funds. We need something that's easy to mass produce and afford." Suddenly, an idea sparked in Alex Jones's mind. "Say, what about trashposts?" Rhea was ecstatic with the idea. "Brilliant! I'll rally up our forces." Within minutes, mass quantities of epics, wew lads, and :eng101:s were produced. The Nerdsmash prototype suit, with its source of fuel, was complete at last. EBAJBREJKE was ready for war.

Meanwhile, in the Kingdom of Aelkreltshnjaybjta...
"Mr. Sanders, I need your help." Prince Bflegleyhyrortya had arrived at the house of the horse-people's salvation, Bernie Sanders. "How do I gather enough funds for the Chylrekjyryls so that we may ally and defeat the EEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOTS trying to invade our land?" Bernie Sanders was silent for a moment, then dusted himself off and stood up. That was when he uttered his most precious piece of wisdom: "We need a tax on Wall Street." He then sat back down. Prince Blgklrtjeyyua thanked Bernie Sanders for his advice and received his blessing in the form of a "Feel the Bern" sticker. Prince Bkgrlhyutya went back to the kingdom to tell his people what they needed to do next.

Across the land, didgeridoos of war sounded. The Hardcore Hacker Force was conducting drills using a test version of the Willis McPee Hack Client. Nerdsmash Force One soldiers were climbing into AH-64 Apaches and lighting gun-mounted armored trucks. Watching over the military machine was American Champion Based God. Suddenly, a strange man approached him. "who this bitch", asked Based God. At a moment's notice, the man quickly pointed towards Based God and exclaimed "I'METHANBRADBERRY".

to be continued?
yes, in chapter 5: fuck nerds 420 and the case of sucked dick

will ethanbradberry kidnap based god to teach him that it's bad to go to war against other nations

only time will tell

chapter 5 will be either today or tomorrow

chapter 5: fuck nerds 420 and the case of sucked dick

Previously in Chapter 4: The War Begins APPARENTLY...

"who this bitch", asked Based God. At a moment's notice, the man quickly pointed towards Based God and exclaimed "I'METHANBRADBERRY".

Now, onto Chapter 5: fuck nerds 420 and the case of sucked dick

"i dont give no fucks who you are popped 3 pills lookin like harry potter", Based God responded to the strange man. The man flipped his hair and started laying down a (harmless!) smokescreen. "the fuck is this smell like wonton soup", exclaimed Based God in surprise. Eric Brettberry replied, "it's just a social experiment calm down." Now Based God was mad. "my ak47 gonn be a social experiment on you i hate bullies stop picking on me you bitch". Frightened by the statement, Earl Blackberry ran off, repeatedly shouting "it's a joke! it's a joke! it's a joke!". Then nothing happens and the Nerdsmash Force is on the move towards the horse-people kingdom, rendezvousing with the notorious Shitpost Squadron of Brosnanland for further orders.

Back in the Kingdom of Aeltyjejyjhtjgka...
"We need a tax on Wall Street!" Prince Bllfjekgjutya echoed the words of the prophet Bernie Sanders to the horse-people. The horse-people stared at him, before chanting in unison, ">implying". Prince Bgkrtklkeyua thought to himself. "How do I get these EEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOTS to listen? How could they disobey the advice of BerniEEEEEE Sanders?" In a flash of blinding light, the deity of the horse-people, known as Wingate, appeared from the heavens. "HAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD." His voice shook the horse-people into submission. "YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT A TAX ON WALL STREET WILL DEFEAT THOSE EVIL FEMINISTS. HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKUP [reddit link]." The wise words of Wingate inspired the horse-people to put a tax on Wall Street. "what do you think you're doing?", asked the Prime Minister of Wall Street. "uhh, Sir Trump, we need to put a tax on wall street so that we can win the war." "But I built this street up from the ground myself. Your treasurer gave me a small loan of a million dollars.", Trump explained. "yea well Bernie Sanders told us to-" Trump flew into a rage. "BERNIE?! ARE YOU TAKING ADVICE FROM A SOCIALIST?" "well yea we are a slavic nation after all." This made Trump even madder. "LOOK, WHAT YOU REALLY NEED TO DO IS EXTORT THE ILLEGALS. THE FUCKINGRYPHONS AND MOZZARELLA STICK PEOPLE ARE USING UP ALL OUR MONEY! taking their money and kicking them out of our nation will MAKE AERLTEHJTYIA GREAT AGAIN!" The horse-people were enthralled by Trump's words. "i've had enough." Prince Blflkejyigokylrtya held a handgun in his hooves. "wait, how do you even hold guns, let alone shoot them?", Trump questioned. "oh yea," Prince Blfjoritjeporyya replied. "i dunno."

SMOKEYCORP, USA
"BRIGADIER GENERAL BEEJUAY! Get in here!" General BJ "Beejuay" Smith entered the room, with a Big Mac from McDonalds in his hand. "I got something to show you." Oak, MCSSD at Smokeycorp, sat at his computer and turned on his 3D printer. "chyeah bro. so i developed a new engine, roight?" Beejuay was listening. "so i was developing an upgrade for Trashbot earlier, roight? tryin to find out what would increase its potential, roight? well check it out." Oak pressed a button. At once, Trashbot sprang to life. "jesus bath from circle might slow name have test you club from might hilarious ask charming would trashbot might angry step you're grubby.", it stated in a monotone robotic voice. Then, Oak pressed another button. Trashbot shouted, "FUKNIGGA", then shot a laser at a target across the room. The laser turned the target into a pile of ash. "What the beep?", Beejuay exclaimed in surprise. "chyeah bro. cool, roight? been workin on this for a while." Beejuay nodded, then said, "I'm heading to the Versaylays outpost on the EBAJBREJKE delta." Oak, turning back to his work, said "bye."

the saga continues in chapter 6: the wrath of pwneryoder