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tvilya wrote:

Passionate ass whippings, that's what my daddy did
Taking laxatives to prevent shitting my pants again
But I was naughty tho since a snotty nose
Mommy knows so they judo threw me in a karate dojo
Indigo child, bitches know I'm so wild
With my jiggy flow-style, trippy doses was profound
Turn up
We finna burn one of em big herb blunts
My circle tighter than a virgin
This my version of a sermon
Curling my verses, so far it's working out
Bursting all this heavy weight, ruptured turning purple now
I'm 17, it's a blessing man
Cuz I'm not ready to see heaven, that aint my address yet
A hiatus is what I need, take a leave of absence
Cuz now I'm feeling lazy, smoking weed up in the attic
And no I'm not an addict, everybody has a poison
Then they get paranoid due to unemployment
Avoiding commitment, that's why I'm in this position
But when I'm in the office, it's felatio from my assistant
She a crazy hoe, I'm here to make ya pussy wet, not your eyes
Let me stimulate your mind and open up your third eye
We can be like Bonnie and Clyde, so tell ya mommy good bye
I just got shot in the thigh, its dead bodies from that homicide
Peep the people turning into the packs that killed em
Squeeze the trigger on his own pack that build him
You just got out, you tryna take that route?
Its just a regular day, you getting paid as the town clown
Downtown, thats where I spit the bars they like
When it's dark at night, fighting over parkings like the premier of the dark knight
Bitches be subliminal, snitching is criminal
Been known this shit since I was peeing on that tree as a littlefoot
How many men it took to murder me, a lot of em
But I defend well like I'm Denzel Washington
With my evil power, I become the equalizer
But fuck equal value you punk
The people had you
Mind in one place, heart in a another
Just like fucking a fine bitch from the waist down without a rubber
'93 till infinity, right?
Its like Capital STEEZ taking flight
This aint no River Phoenix life

shut the fuck up you dumb fucking beaner cunt shit nigger i swear to fucking god on me mums life if you dont stop with those stupid fucking puns i will end your miserable piece of shit life you think im fucking with you im not i will wring your throat and shit down the bloody stump that remains you little fucking twat shouldve been aborted but your mom was to much of a dumb slut to do it or afford one your puns arent even good theyre just shitty observations on obvious shit that everyone already noticed because were not fucking retarded unlke you dumb fucking carlosposter get the fuck off this board i will fucking hunt you down kid and end you you have no idea the pure rage im feeling to your stupid spic life you worthless piece of trash kys you idiotic sack of shit you trashy little shit

You may think you're superior...you are not. You can't stand the idea of someone possible having a better platform than you. So what if they do? What has that to do with you? If you are going to continue being obstinate fools, I will destroy your asses. Don't think little of me or of any other candidate you've belittled with your polls. Eventually karma will fuck your shit up so badly, you'll be little more than husks! You think you are strong in a group! No. Not for long. Not when you think this way. People have already begun to find your ideals foolish and stupid, thus leaving. You people hate the ideas of rules. That was one of the main reasons SandersForPresident was founded. Freedom from Republicans. More freedom from Wall Street. And freedom of the middle class. But now looking at it, I realize SandersForPresident has more freedom than Trump. In Trump, if you aren't heartless, immature, and able to make light of some of the horrors of the past, you aren't welcome to it. Your stupid, discriminatory reign ends with this. Candidates are supposed to be fun for all. A person to vote for with similar interests. What you do is destroy other candidates for not being like you or for trying to be better than you. I don't understand what brought you to think this way. But note this OP. Your reign ends. You brought death upon many campaigns for your selfish neediness of appreciation. You ran off anyone even slightly out of uniform. You may wish to bring down others spirits...But with each attack, you lose the respect of another member of Trump. Cease this conquest before you lose it all. And know...Each empire always falls. Yours will be no different.

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION!
When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!!Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!

viubladan ul yangnos wrote:we've all heard about cyberpunk and cipherpunk, but here's something new:
textpunk.
That's right. Textpunk
Newspaper articles, BBSs (like this one), IRC, ASCII art, Kopipe, program source code, Novels, View HTML source, Google search engine, Mathematics, Hieroglyphics, The Rosetta Stone, Gutenberg Bible...
A textpunk doesn't sit there waiting for information to be slowly fed to him drip at a time by the gogglebox. A textpunk is thirsty for knowledge and 100% focused - they read old school hacker textfile zines. They don't waste their time with lame imageboarders: instead they're doing crazy abstract shitposting on /prog/ with thoughts and concepts twisted up so with many levels of irony that it becomes an art form.
Textpunks recognize and understand the true power of kopipe - how a well crafted piece of text can be so damn powerful that it alone can trigger thousands of replies with so much veracity within days. They see through things down into the core of what really counts, everything in the computer is built of text, ascii, strings of bits - They don't care about the latest 3D GUI environment fads. No, that's just a distraction. 7-bit clean ascii program source code. That's textpunk.
Look at how text has shaped humanity: The birth of writing systems was correlated with some of fastest advances of science and technology in early human history. Mass production of the Bible took power away from a few select monks and democratized paving the way for people to start thinking for themselves. Programming is text and it's the closest thing there is in the world to true wizardy and spell casting. Talking about real SICP-type programming here, not that modern garbage.
Today textpunks build up digital libraries of books and stick it to the copyright cartel. Schwarz, lib gen, the gentoomen library, and so many anonymous sources that tireless scan and collect books.. Textpunks are the people in tune with modern digital society of ultrafast cost-free transmission of text, they're the ones rethinking and revolutionizing publishing mixing it with open rights and making works available online.

alex jones infowars wrote:Laugh it up you faggots. Post your reaction images and oh-so-witty "copy pastas." You're really funny and original and not at all cancer.

I want you shitfaced fuckers to understand something. I'm AUTISTIC. That's become such a shitty meme around here, but what I was diagnosed by a real professional just last year. And being autistic? It means that when I care about things, I fucking CARE about them. I LOVE them. I get LOST is them and I think about them more than ANY ONE ELSE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND

And I CARE about this board. I CARE about comics. And it FUCKING PISSES ME OFF TO SEE FUCKERS LIKE YOU LET THESE FUCKING SJW RUIN THE BOARD WITH THEIR TUNBLR PANDERING VIDEO GAMES!

We should have KICKED THEM OUT. We COULD have kicked them out. But we didn't, because YOU gave them all a home instead.

And now this board, MY HOME for YEARS of my life has been RUINED. And I can't even fix it. But that's fine. Because I'm autistic, and so I'm DEDICATED. And I will DEDICATE EVERY DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE TO MAKING THIS BOARD FEEL COLD AND UNWELCOMING TO YOU TUMBLR FUCKS JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME. And I'll NEVER STOP.

FUCK YOU.

So, I was wearing my Confederate flag T-shirt at Taco Bell when the bitch behind the counter was like, "That shirt is racist." I couldn't believe it. "Actually," I explained, "the Civil War was about states' rights, not slavery." I considered walking out then and there but was really hungry for a chalupa. So, I handed the female my $2 bill, but--and I guess I shouldn't be surprised, considering the level of education in this country--she refused to accept it. "It's legal tender!" I said. "You cannot refuse it! It is my right to use it!"

She wouldn't budge, claiming that there was no place in the register for $2 bills. (For fuck's sake.) "Alright," I said, handing her my $1 coins. I was half expecting her to raise a stink about that, but she didn't. I guess there's still some hope. "No need to be so niggardly," I said. She flipped. "Niggardly," I said, "not niggerly. Don't you know the difference?" Anyways, as I left, I raised my arm in a Roman salute, and another bitch behind the counter shrieked: "Nazi! Oh my god, he's a skinhead!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing; I am not a racist, and I am not a Nazi. "Actually," I calmly and coolly explained, "before this salute was co-opted by the Nazis, it was the symbol of French republicans, and before that, it was a common greeting in Ancient Rome. But I guess they don't teach you that in school anymore, do they?" Seriously, why should World War II overrule two thousand years' worth of Western history?

Anyways, as I left, an older gentleman came up to me, and placed his hand on my arm. "Thank you," he said. "I fought in World War II, and I'll be damned if we let the Nazis win." "No," I replied, "thank you for your service." (Although, I sort of suspected that the US government had placed him there for propaganda purposes.) I got into my car and ate my chalupa with a feeling of accomplishment.