Re: copypasta station

by **cya** April 19th 2016, 7:27 pm

didnt you know the cia is placing american patriots at taco bells now, spinny?

by **alyaza** April 21st 2016, 5:34 am

here's a good mock copypasta

But he blurred them! As a self-taught expert in many scientific, mathematical and legal disciplines I can say with absolute, unflinching certainty that Dr. Fester's clever photo editing constitutes a "transformative work" and is protected under the Fair Use doctrine of American copyright law. Clearly he has enemies much more powerful than puny old Jeff Bezos (who I'm almost certain is not actually a real person but rather a hologram, kinda like Tupac at Coachella a few years ago, or those sexy holographic japanese pop star girl things you see on all the best pedotunes sites)...enemies who can quickly and easily nullify our country's traditionally flawless and 100% consistent copyright laws!
Hmmmm...oh, gee, I wonder who could possibly have such power????? Whoooooo indeeeeeeeed? (scoff, just kidding, I already know)
Obviously, it makes much more sense that Presjewdent Jewrack Jewssein Jewbamacare is just trying to silence Dr Fester so he can take our guns away and send us all to the gulags (jewlags?), which would also explain why the good Dr has so many unflattering photographs of himself on Google Images (in order to discredit him as some sort of deluded, creepy, bald weirdo, no doubt! which is ridiculous because he's not bald) This campaign of disinformation and character assassination against Dr Fester is both insidious and highly disturbing and could only be the work of the conniving Jewbama and cronies under direct orders from his Bilderberg handlers. Literally nothing else makes even the remotest amount of logical sense.
I know this to be IRREFUTABLE and OBJECTIVE REALITY and nothing short of a DIVINELY-INSPIRED REVELATION sung by the CHRISTIAN GOD'S most powerful ARCHANGELS, amplified through the ROCK HARD, EXQUISITELY-CHISLED (and yet somehow PARADOXICALLY JELLO-LIKE) mouth hole of one Mr. ALEXANDER EMERICK JONES could ever even HOPE to make me BEGIN to POSSIBLY CONSIDER OTHERWISE. After all, it could just as easily end up being a NEFARIOUS PLOT hatched by the foul JEWISH MONSTER GOD using his EVIL SATAN POWERS to TRICK me into thinking Alex Jones was possessed by the BLESSED RACIAL PURITY of the Holy Spirit SO THAT I MAY BE LED ASTRAY from the path of the SELF AWARE, CRITICALLY THINKING, and INTELLECTUALLY HONEST realm of HEALTHY SKEPTICISM and into the realm of the BRAINDEAD SHEEPLE who spend their days grazing from the fields of LIES and JEWISH PROPAGANDA fertilized by the SATANICALLY-DESECRATED CORPSES of COUNTLESS PALESTINIAN CHILDREN. Nice try EVIL JEWISH GOD, but I WON'T BE PACIFIED SO EASILY! I see your tricks coming from a MILE AWAY!
It's truly sad how so many people can't see the forest for the trees, but understandable considering that JEWS ARE HIDING IN THE FOLIAGE!!!! WAITING TO STRIKE!!!

by **alyaza** April 21st 2016, 5:35 am

part 2:

You are VERY WELCOME. I consider it my RIGHTEOUS and HOLY DUTY to remove the WOOL from the eyes of WOEFULLY IGNORANT SHEEPLE SUCH AS YOURSELF so that I may EXPOSE YOU to the REAL and IMMINENT THREATS facing the WHITE CHRISTIAN RACE as we are SURROUNDED on ALL SIDES by the LARGE and RAZOR-SHARP HOOKED NOSES of the JEW WORLD ORDER.
However, now that you know the truth, the Jews will be coming for you. In fact, they're probably on their way right now so you must act quickly. Do you happen to live somewhere near the Green Briar Cove Campground in the Smoky Mountain National Park? If not, make your way there now. I have a bunker with enough food and supplies to last through Christmas (I hope you like eating canned hominy, because that's literally all I've got).
There's only one sleeping bag, but honestly it's probably best that we sleep huddled together anyway because it is very cold out here and I'm pretty sure one of the JEWS HIDING IN THE TREES stole my jacket last week after I carelessly left the LOOSE CHANGE for my bus fare in the pocket - unfortunate, but frankly I'm just lucky to be alive.
Anyway make haste, watch your back, maybe make a necklace out of bacon or stuff your pockets with crab meat or something (it acts like insect repellent, but for jews) and for WHITE CHRISTIAN GOD'S sake, DO NOT carry ANY money WHATSOEVER. The jew's nose is acutely attuned to the smell of any and all units of currency within a SEVERAL MILE RADIUS and will hunt you down with the UNHINGED BLOODLUST of a RABBI at an ALL YOU CAN BRIS BUFFET.
Once you arrive I'll be waiting for you at the picnic table at the farthest edge of the camp ground, you will recognize me by my mesh tank top and absent jacket - announce your presence by imitating the call of a WESTERN MEADOWLARK which, as you know, is not native to this area of Tennessee, but since JEWS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BIRDS, we should be able to rendezvous without arousing suspicion.
GOOD LUCK FRIEND and may the RIGHTEOUS CAUCASIAN LOVE of ANGLO-SAXON JESUS guide you here safely.
Also, pick up some CHILI GARLIC HUMMUS and PITA CHIPS on your way here. I've been eating nothing but hominy for like three weeks straight and I'm just... like... really fucking over it.

by **alyaza** April 21st 2016, 5:15 pm

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by **alyaza** May 30th 2016, 11:10 am

Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. He has a baby sister who dominates his life because she is a normal, loving child who does not whine about the slightest fart of the breeze. Caillou's parents love her better because she is a better person.

by **alyaza** May 31st 2016, 2:14 pm

Scream Pearl Harbor all you want, but you can't tell me fatman and littleboy were right. You can also tell me that it saved millions of lives and I get that, but these were two bombs that were used specifically to target civilians. The specific targetting of civilians during war, is a war crime.
Lets not forget that Pearl Harbor was a direct result of the US intervening in another theatre's conflict. I am not saying that what Imperial Japan was doing was right, but the US certainly asked for it when they decided to blockade Japan's oil supply.
Pearl Harbor was merely Japan's best attempt at crippling the US's navy, They knew if their plans didn't pan out they were to be stomped, as happened in our timeline.
Japan was also willing to surrender long before the bombs were dropped, but America wanted an unconditional surrender.
In many ways, America feels like agressors in this theatre than anything else. And from my perspective FDR was a war criminal, claiming not to start wars, but instigating them. FDR wanted an in into WW2, and Japans alliance with the Japanese in his mind was a likely in.
It is the victors that right history is it not? Thus the Japanese were imperialist aggressors looking to conquer the world, and the US were defending themselves. Please.
Edit: Stings doesnt it? The thought that maybe America wasn't the innocent victims history teaches ya? Make no mistake, America was the agressors in this war, justified or not.

by **george lucas** June 8th 2016, 1:17 pm

Ok good. I'm glad you agree that MINECRAFT® players (regardless of age) do not have the right to rape the FARCRAFT® brand. And I'm glad you agree that these MINECRAFT® rapers of the FARCRAFT® brand should not be protected here on reddit. If this is your mindset then I like it.
Unfortunately, based on today's response by reddit, they do not share your mindset. Reddit apparently intends to protect the MINECRAFT® rapers of the FARCRAFT® brand. Apparently reddit thinks that raping a legal circle R on reddit is a perfectly normal thing for anybody to do. I did not believe this until today.
Help me understand how the owner of a circle R is supposed to behave toward those who are raping his brand?
Until you own a circle R that gets raped for 3 years, you will not get it. Here is the best metaphor I can offer:
A woman that has been raped and/or is being raped must first deal with the damage to her body and her psychology before she can begin to promote her sexual brand again. Based on your logic, if she screams rape then her "behavior does not reflect the behavior of a raped owner of a female body looking to promote her sexy self."
I've been dealing with this for 3+ years. Your replies make it clear that you utterly fail to understand how badly the FARCRAFT® trademark was damaged in the minds of gamers.
I agree with you that my behavior would be inappropriate where no damage was done. That is NOT the case here. My behavior is very good for somebody in my position.

by **lex luger** June 8th 2016, 10:35 pm

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.
Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.
Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.
The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

by **george lucas** June 27th 2016, 7:23 pm

One time i was in the US for vacation and needed some eggs for my bacon, when i went to the walmart i saw huge waves of people fighting as if it was mortal kombat. I went up to the manager and asked what going on he says "are you Canadian?" i said yes and he replies " its black friday....." never in my polite life had i ever seen such combos preformed on people someone rkod someone grabbing the last vacuum

by **cya** July 12th 2016, 10:21 pm

FUCKING HUGE:

by **salty** July 12th 2016, 11:25 pm

by **cya** July 13th 2016, 3:12 am

le nevr forgete that time ROTer boring flipped out and called everybody on ROT ungodlike for some immensely stupid shit, recalled literally every detail on being an ROTer, quit, then pretty much immediately came back.

FUCKING EVEN MORE HUGE HOLY SHIT:

by **cya** July 29th 2016, 8:22 pm

from our CAH game

don't open if you actually want this page to be functional:

by **cya** July 29th 2016, 8:23 pm

guys how did i get that past our word filter

by **alyaza** July 29th 2016, 9:35 pm

because we don't have one the litigation was removed because it was james' and it wasnt serious

by **James** July 29th 2016, 11:13 pm

viubladan ul yangnos wrote:because we don't have one the litigation was removed because it was james' and it wasnt serious

so I killed Censorshit week V?

If so, just as planned.

by **alyaza** July 29th 2016, 11:53 pm

no tomoko's never went through but yours did and then FM removed it because it was retarded and obviously a joke

by **alyaza** July 29th 2016, 11:54 pm

so in fact it was you who started censorship week number whateverthefuck

by **James** July 30th 2016, 12:08 am

viubladan ul yangnos wrote:so in fact it was you who started censorship week number whateverthefuck

You do realize I got banned for rebuking the hell out of censorshit week V?

by **alyaza** July 30th 2016, 8:26 am

you then sent a litigation and it went through because you're a faggot

by **salty** July 31st 2016, 6:42 pm

no no actually what seems to have happened is more complicated

by **cya** July 31st 2016, 6:42 pm

no i wasn't talking about the word filter i mean't the word limit because that shit is really huge

by **Zilchexo** September 10th 2016, 5:06 pm

In this chapter much has been said of the active measures which a boy
should take in order to become strong and well. We should be equally
concerned in saving and storing up natural forces we already have. In
the body of every boy, who has reached his teens, the Creator of the
universe has sown a very important fluid. This fluid is the most
wonderful material in all the physical world. Some parts of it find
their way into the blood, and through the blood give tone to the
muscles, power to the brain, and strength to the nerves. This fluid is
the sex fluid. When this fluid appears in a boy's body, it works a
wonderful change in him. His chest deepens, his shoulders broaden, his
voice changes, his ideals are changed and enlarged. It gives him the
capacity for deep feeling, for rich emotion. Pity the boy, therefore,
who has wrong ideas of this important function, because they will
lower his ideals of life. These organs actually secrete into the blood
material that makes a boy manly, strong, and noble. Any habit which a
boy has that causes this fluid to be discharged from the body tends to
weaken his strength, to make him less able to resist disease, and
often unfortunately fastens upon him habits which later in life he
{233} cannot break. Even several years before this fluid appears in
the body such habits are harmful to a growing boy.

To become strong, therefore, one must be pure in thought and clean in
habit. This power which I have spoken of must be conserved, because
this sex function is so deep and strong that there will come times
when temptation to wrong habits will be very powerful. But remember
that to yield means to sacrifice strength and power and manliness.

For boys who desire to know more of this subject we would suggest a
splendid book by Dr. Winfield S. Hall, entitled, "From Youth into
Manhood." Every boy in his teens who wants to know the secret of
strength, power, and endurance should read this book.

by **Zilchexo** September 10th 2016, 5:09 pm

The Best Food for The Boy Scouts is

[Illustration: Cereal bowl. (tr)]

Shredded Wheat

because it has all the muscle-building, bone-making material in the
whole wheat grain prepared in a digestible form, supplying all the
strength needed for work or play. It is ready-cooked and ready-to-eat.
It has the greatest amount of body-building nutriment in smallest
bulk. Its crispness compels thorough mastication, and the more you
chew it the better you like it. Shredded Wheat is the favorite food of
athletes. It is on the training table of nearly every college and
university in this country. The records show that the winners of many
brilliant rowing and track events have been trained on Shredded Wheat.

_The BISCUIT is in little loaf form. It is baked a crisp, golden brown.
It is eaten with milk or cream, or fruit, or is delicious when eaten
as a toast with butter. TRISCUIT is the Shredded Wheat wafer---the
ideal food for the camp or the long tramp_.

_Building buster boys is bully business--that's the reason we want to
help the Boy Scout movement_.

The Shredded Wheat Company
Niagara Falls, N. Y.

by **Zilchexo** September 10th 2016, 5:18 pm

There are many kinds of religion in the world. One important point,
however, about them is that they all involve the worship of the same
God. There is but one leader, although many ways of following Him. If
a scout meets one of another religion, he should remember that he,
too, is striving for the best. {250} A scout should respect the
convictions of others in matters of custom and religion.

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