Re: copypasta station

by **alyaza** August 23rd 2015, 11:13 am

And you are an asshole. You should be the one offing yourself, not me, you stupid priсk. I hate you. I wish you would die. I wish you would cut yourself to death. I hate you and I'm ashamed to be a part of the same species as you. I hope you die a painful death. Fцсk you, аsshоle. KILL YOURSELF, YOU FЦСKING IDIOT. IF WE WERE FIGHTING IN REAL LIFE, I WOULD VERY WELL ATTEMPT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. I AM SO FЦСKING SAD BECAUSE OF YOU ASSHOLES WHO WANT TO BURN ME IN A GAS CHAMBER OR SOMETHING BASED ON SНIT I WAS BORN WITH. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS

by **alyaza** September 19th 2015, 9:14 am

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by **cya** September 19th 2015, 4:42 pm

good ascii

by **the 4th disciple** September 25th 2015, 1:03 pm

"Сука Блять"

-commie

by **cya** September 25th 2015, 1:46 pm

Сука Блять

by **alyaza** September 29th 2015, 5:01 pm

First off I hate Facebook, for all of the reasons that others have already stated and more; it's a dull, ugly looking marketing information harvester for barely web literate show offs who, in the main, have nothing of note to say past what they're having for dinner or what they've just bought/been to etc etc
I've had an account since dot but I use it as nothing more than an contact depository for vague acquaintances from my past (who are more often than not in my past for a reason), people I meet who I do not wish to have my email yet and people who I don't really like but don't wish to offend them by not giving them my 'real' contact details.
None of the information, bar my name, on the site is genuine, not even my 'likes and dislikes'. Why the hell would I want 400+ tenuous acquaintances knowing what I like, what I'm doing, who I'm doing it with etc etc
Unless, of course, I'm some kind of shallow, self-aggrandising idiot who speaks to everyone I know in exactly the same way, at exactly the same time about everything I'm doing whether I think they'd be interested to hear it or not.
The thing is, this is why it's so damn popular. This is exactly what a lot of people want to do today; fish for unwarranted attention from others and compare themselves incessantly with their 'friends'. It's brain bendingly adolescent, often hilariously passive aggressive and all in all a perfect illustration of modern society.
"LOOK! It's me! I exist! And here I am being brilliant once again."
"I haven't got anything of actual worth to say to you personally so I've sent out this generic message/request for a farm animal/Fedora to see who replies so I can gauge my self-worth."
A major part of Facebook's success was it's incredibly fortunate timing in that it was absolutely bang-on at launch to catch the flowering of the mainstream audience as they caught on to 2.0. MySpace was just a little too early, too young, too, dare I say it, creatively based and customisable (HTML coding? What?) to hit that middle of the road crowd. All the Soccer moms and Auntie June in Perth, that girl in your office who can't "get the songs on her iPod", your mate the plasterer who "can't be doing with all that internet lark mate" or all those other people who haven't really got a clue how the web works, and quite literally don't, or didn't, really care. The masses. They don't post on, or maybe even read, tech blogs. They probably don't even know what RSS is. They are legion. And if your application/device/whatever turns their head then you my friend are loaded.
These people love Facebook. It's for them. It is now, and will be for the foreseeable future, their gateway to the internet. They trust it because it is the internet but only populated by their 'friends'. This gives them the illusion of safety from all that crazy online wild west scaremongering they read about in the Daily Mail.
It's a middle of the road place for middle of the road people. It's the ITV of the internet. It's the online suburbia where everyone's personal space looks almost identical and can't be customised by anyone. Magnolia walls and manicured lawns for all. No exceptions.
And these are the reasons that give it such very real staying power because this audience is the perfect audience; it's enormous, conservative in it's thinking, extremely loyal to things it gets involved with and has a very high resistance to change. They hate change. They will not go anywhere else until all their friends do. And their friends aren't going anywhere...well, you get the point...
Eventually it will be superseded, everything always is. Personally, I think it will be something that comes out of the Mobile arena. I don't know what but whomever nails the perfect social mobile media app in the next year or so will be crowned King of the World. Well, for a little while anyway..

by **cya** September 29th 2015, 5:41 pm

facebook is pretty dumb tho

by **Ugly** September 29th 2015, 6:31 pm

i dont know anyone who uses facebook anymore

by **salty** October 1st 2015, 4:29 pm

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~I have elemental marks on my scales and claws~

by **cya** October 1st 2015, 10:05 pm

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by **alyaza** October 3rd 2015, 12:50 pm

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by **alyaza** October 5th 2015, 5:39 am

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with her.
Next I will take her on a 'classic' date, mini-golf, ice cream, a drive in movie. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fuck her like the other assholes.
Then comes the real date, dinner at a fairly nice place and some drinks.
After that I have gf.
Goodbye virgin.

by **alyaza** October 5th 2015, 5:39 am

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to create memes. Just because I'm not dropping shitposts like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean I'm a newfag. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 posts perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when they said they'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a rare Pepe store to further impress them? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of memes. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm posting from a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to create a lot of memes without coming off as trying to force them. I did some research into the memes oldfags mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on my walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with them.
Next I will make a 'classic' meme, Pepe, burrs, Wade. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying fit in like the other assholes.
Then comes the real meme, with a get on a fairly nice board and some banter.
After that I have memes.
Goodbye faggot.

by **alyaza** October 5th 2015, 5:40 am

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to crash a plane. Just because I'm not dropping planes like fucking Germanwings out of my pocket does not mean i'm a crash virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 crashes perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when Dr. Pavel said nothing just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job as a high-end mercenary to further impress him? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of making the fire rise. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking CIA on a mountain flight, the plane flies more smoothly while in thin air so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about the flight plan without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things he mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our flight I can share a plan and/or briefcase with him.
Next I will take him on a 'classic' crash, minor turbulence, shaking windows, uneasy passengers. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fly him like the other assholes.
Then comes the real crash, hired guns in a fairly high place and some explosives.
After that I have a crash
Goodbye brother.

by **alyaza** October 17th 2015, 11:07 pm

My Little Pony is a Lesbian-feminist Separatist Colony

I noticed that nothing has yet been posted about My Little Ponies. In my opinion, the MLPs are definitely living in a lesbian separatist colony. I’ll look primarily at the movie (I don’t remember what it was called…probably just The My Little Pony Movie or something. The plot revolves around this evil purple stuff that threatens to destroy their little village). First, all the My Little Ponies are female. No males appear at all until later in the movie, when they consult this elf guy, and then later when the brother of Megan (the female human heroine arrives. When these male characters appear, the sexism surrounding their interaction with the other female characters (the human boy acts braver than the girls and scoffs at them, and the male elf guy is their source of advice and wisdom…interesting, since he is practically the only male character, that this would be his role) is disappointing, but a lesbian feminist theme emerges nonetheless. As the movie opens, we see the MLPs’ happy little world…all female, adults and young-’uns living together communally. Interestingly, there are often “baby” versions of the same pony sold in stores. This would support the theory that the ponies reproduce by parthenogenesis, an asexual reproductive process that would result in the same genes in the daughter as in the mother. And, due to age differences within the colony/commune, reproduction is probably going on. The ponies are very happy and supportive of each other. Soon the movie’s villains are introduced..a witch and her two daughters! Here, as well, we have all-female characters in a close-knit (though, because they’re evil, dysfunctional) family relationship! During a song-and-dance routine, some male relatives are mentioned, but disparagingly. It’s an all female world that we see (well, almost). Oh, and in one of the shorter MLP videos, during a part of the song that mentions “wiping away tears” or somesuch, one pony affectionately licks another’s face. I think more analysis is needed on the phenomenon of lesbian-feminist My Little Ponies.

by **alyaza** October 17th 2015, 11:07 pm

i have no idea where the fuck dogman found that

by **cya** October 18th 2015, 1:30 am

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by **cya** October 18th 2015, 1:30 am

thats defs a good one

by **lex luger** October 18th 2015, 9:51 am

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.

Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.

Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.

The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

by **alyaza** October 18th 2015, 2:50 pm

the pasta to end all pastas

Good evening everybody.

OK, this may be kind of long. Sorry about that.

I desperately need some advice!!!

Yesterday, June 3, I had a very rotten day, and that's all I'm going to have from now on, is rotten days.

El Paso Texas is so morally corrupt, in fact, the whole country is so damn rotten and morally corrupt! The whole fucking world is so corrupt that I don't really want to live in it anymore.

Yesterday morning, I got up at 7:00 AM and left home on the bus at 8:00 AM to go to the Albertsons Supermarket to get some groceries and to buy a money order to pay my rent, then I walked about a block and half to the Walgreens pharmacy to pick up a couple of prescriptions, and then I walked across the street as usual to sit down at the bus stop to return home.

But as I approached the bus stop, guess what!!!

The 2 benches were taken away!!!

So I would have to stand up in the hot sun waiting for a bus instead of sitting down.

The bus stop is in front of The Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER!!!

Well, I was pissed off because I had to stand and stand and stand like a jackass in the hot sun instead of sitting down.

I'm physically handicapped. I have arthritis in both ankles and both knees and I walk with a cane. My arthritis doesn't bother me too much when walking as long as I don't have to walk too far, but when it comes to standing standing standing standing standing for God only knows how long in the hot sun waiting for a bus, that is when my arthritis bothers me the most.

It's bad enough, being out in the hot summer sun, waiting for a bus. But if I must be out in the hot sun, I would much rather SIT DOWN and wait for a bus, instead of having to stand up like a jackass in this donkey-fucking, Fascist Nazi, redneck town!!!

So, I walked back across the street to Walgreens and asked to use the phone to call Sun Metro to complain about the benches having been taken away from the bus stop, and I told them about my physical handicap, that I need to sit down while waiting for a bus, and that I needed a ride down town so I can catch a bus home.

Well, they said they could send a Sun Metro van to pick me up and give me a ride down town. I wasn't expecting a ride all the way home, but only to down town where I usually transfer to another bus to go home, and where there are plenty of benches to sit on.

I use the city buses because I don't have my own transportation.

They said they could send a Sun Metro van over in about 10 minutes. But 10 minutes became 20 minutes, then 30 minutes, then 40 minutes. The van never showed up.

I needed to get home on time. I have a health care worker who comes on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. She cleans my little studio apartment and cooks my lunch for me. She's very nice, almost like a sister to me, and she says I'm her favorite client.

Well, I asked the manager at the pharmacy to call Sun Metro again, but they only got their stupid answering machine.

A nice young lady offered to give me a ride down town, but the Walgreens manager told her not to because I must wait for the Sun Metro van.

I explained that I needed to get home on time and take a shower before my health care worker arrived and I was not going to wait for another hour, and he said even if I have to wait until 2:00 PM, that's too bad, I have to wait for them, or else I could take a cab home.

Well I was not going to pay $20 dollars for a cab so I got pissed off and said, "I'm not giving the El Paso Local Chapter of The Neo Nazi Party one red cent!" and then I said "OK, I'm going to wait for the fucking bus, standing up like a jackass in the hot sun for God only knows how long, but I'm not going to like it!!!"

I was so pissed off, I stood there at the bus stop, hot sun beating down, screaming out loud over and over again, FUCK YOU EL PASO! FUCK YOU SUN METRO! FUCK THIS ROTTEN FASCIST NAZI SPORTS TOWN!!! SIEG HIAL! SIEG HIAL! YOU FUCKING NAZI SPORTS TOWN!

I saw three orange cones there on the sidewalk, and I tossed each one out into the middle of the street, cursing El Paso over and over again and again!

Well, somebody called the cops!

Two cop cars arrived. An officer ask if I was the one who tossed the big orange cones out into the street, and I said, "Yes officer, I'm the culprit." and I explained to him why I was so angry, that there use to be 2 benches here for people to sit on while waiting for the bus, and I explained that I have arthritis in my knees and ankles and I can't be standing for a prolonged period of time, that my ankles were hurting and I needed to sit down while waiting for a bus so I could get home.

The officer asked me where I lived, and he was nice enough to give me a ride home in the back of his car, and he took me home and dropped me off in front of the apartment building where I live.

It was a kind of tight squeeze in the back of his cop car. Good thing I have short legs, but I'm rather long in the torso. I'm only 5 feet 6 inches tall, but when I sit next to somebody who is 6 feet tall I sit up much higher, and when I sit next to somebody only 5 feet tall, that person's knees sticks out further than mine. So, when I was sitting down in the back seat, the top of my head was pressed up against the dome of the car. My torso is longer than guys who are 6 feet tall and my legs are shorter than people only 5 feet tall. Normally, a male 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches tall has a torso length of 23 inches and the legs are 32 inches long with the legs being longer than the torso length. But in my case, my torso is 30 inches long and my legs only 26 inches long, being shorter than my torso length.

So, there was room enough for my short legs since my knees did not touch the back of the front seat, but my head was pressing up against the dome, even with my head looking downward. It was a very tight squeeze.

YEAH! I'M A FUCKING FREAK!!! A FUCKING FAT FREAK! Big fat body, and really short fat little legs! If I had been living in Nazi Germany back in the days of Hitler, I would have been fucking exterminated in one of their many death camps!!!

Never mind that I once scored 150 points on a standard IQ test when I was 13 years old. Never mind that when I was only in the 3rd grade I was already reading at the adult level. Never mind that I made decent grades in science and math.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

I don't deserve to to live because I'm no good at sports. I can't run, I can only waddle about on my short fat legs, and I'm so fucking un-co-ordinated that I can't catch a ball without dropping it, I can't climb a rope, and so, I got kicked out of schools.

Because I'm worthless!!! I'm no fucking good!

I FUCKING DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE!

Well, anyway . . . . .

After I came home, I called the El Paso Sun Metro, the city bus system (915) 533-3333 and asked why the 2 benches at the bus stop were taken away, and I asked to speak with their supervisor, The High Mucky Muck, The Top Dog, The Chief Honcho!!!

Well, they called me back and they informed me that The UTEP Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER requested that the 2 bus stop benches be removed!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! That was all I needed to hear! Fuck you very much!!!

Then I said, "Since when, do we let a rape gang control what goes on in this fucking town? Like, who in the fucking Hell died, and made them God? Don't they realize we have elderly people, senior citizens, and people who are handicapped, and now, they are expected to stand up in the hot summer sun to wait for a bus when they need to be able to sit down? Don't they have any consideration for people who are disabled? Are we expected to just lay down and die for the love of sports?" Oh, I was really pissed!

I was in a blind rage! Then I said, very slowly, "If you all liked Columbine, then you're all just going to really love Columbine II." and then, I said that all the football players and all the basketball players in El Paso should be ground up and made into lunch meat to feed the homeless!

Then I demanded, that those 2 bus stop benches be returned immediately, and that I want it done, like, YESTERDAY!!!

When they informed me that Sun Metro was not able to go against the request of the Sports Center, then I said "Oh! Thank you very much! FUCK YOU! And have a nice day!" and I hung up before they could say another word.

Well a few hours later, there was a knock on my door.

I got up to answer the door, and two police officers said they wanted to question me, and asked if they could come in. They assured me that I was not under arrest, but only that they wanted to question me.

I allowed them to come in, and I resumed my seat in front of my computer as usual.

They informed me that they received a complaint from Sun Metro concerning some "terroristic verbal threats" that I had made over the phone.

Well, about a half hour after I explained my situation they left, so I didn't get busted.

They did inform me, that UTEP did have the right to request that the bus stop benches be removed since it was in front of their property.

But it is a public sidewalk. Only if you step off the sidewalk and onto the front lawn, or use the walkway leading to their front door would you be on their property.

But I guess, the UTEP Rape Gang, they believe that all the streets of El Paso Texas is their property. Then the whole fucking town must be their property! The apartment building I'm living in must be their property. My little studio apartment is their property. My furniture, even though I bought it with my own money, is also their property. My computer is their property. I'm their property, so they may do with me as they wish. Our sisters and our daughters, and all of our women must also be their property, and they can do as they wish with them as well.

El Paso Texas is under the jurisdiction of the UTEP Minors, the El Paso Local Chapter of The United Rape Gangs of America!

And I guess, if they please, many other bus stop benches around town will be disappearing one by one at the request of UTEP and the Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER, and people who are physically handicapped and senior citizens will be required to stand and stand and stand and stand and stand out in the hot summer sun or the winter cold with nary a bench to sit on!

All the benches will be gone with no place to sit.

They don't give a damn about disabled citizens! They don't give a flying fuck! We can all fucking die as far as they are concerned!

I just wonder how the monkey-boys will feel, when after years of playing football, and getting their bodies all banged up and battered up, and also they become crippled. Then how will they feel?

The USA is now a Third World, neigh, even a Fourth World Banana Republic, ruled over by the monkey-boys!

We are cutting back on academics, sacrificing it in favor of athletics. Many high schools are using out-dated text books that are old and worn out. Many schools can not afford new equipment for Chemistry, Physics, or Biology labs. Science and math teachers are being fired or laid off so the schools can hire more athletic coaches.

Yeah, here are a couple of posts quoted from another forum topic titled "School budgets fail but sports programs remain." at:
[ltr]viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1176&start=0[/ltr]

and also at:
[ltr]viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1176&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15[/ltr]

SEAL76 wrote:. . . . . My own district refused to cut sports programs. They fired teachers instead. They also cut programs that the neediest students benefit from. Anyone else out there seeing this insanity?

And this one . . . . . . .

SEAL76 wrote:The school district where I am employed fired four math teachers and hired two new athletic coaches. That is wack. We don't pass the state tests in math and reading but we can afford athletics. I do not think that we should get rid of mandatory PE but after school sports needs to go if budgets there is a lack of funding for academics.

It's getting worse and worse with each passing day.

And now, the sports organizations has begun the next phase, that of exterminating those of us who are disabled or elderly.

Medical science has prolonged our lives. We are living much longer, and now, they want to get rid of us.

Well, monkey-boys! When you all get too crippled up or too old to play football anymore, then you too should also be exterminated as well. Eh???

This is what we are heading for.

Well, this country, and the whole fucking world is so rotten stinking morally corrupt that I really don't want to live in it any more.

I now pray each night when I lay down to sleep, that God will take me home.

I'm tired! I can't do it any more!

by **salty** October 18th 2015, 3:21 pm

oh my god

by **alyaza** October 18th 2015, 3:48 pm

oaky wrote:oh my god

there's hundreds of them just like that by a dude on sportssucks named Fat Man

for example:
http://www.sportssuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15228
http://www.sportssuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15389
http://www.sportssuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4466
http://www.sportssuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4458
http://www.sportssuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4408
http://www.sportssuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4384

by **alyaza** October 18th 2015, 3:49 pm

my favorite is 4408, which has this as an OP

OK everybody.

It looks like I'm now in some kind of trouble with the law because of some stupid comment I had made last summer during an angry phone conversation.

You all remember last summer, when I had posted a topic titled . . .

EL PASO UNDER SPORTS DICTATORSHIP! I DARE CALL IT TREASON!

Just click on this link to read what I had posted back on Thursday June 4, 2009 at 5:17 PM.

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This was back before I got my new power chair, my JAZZY 614 HD, when I was still walking around with my cane.

After I had picked up my prescriptions at the Walmart pharmacy, I walked across the street to the bus stop in front of the Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER only to discover that the bus stop benches had been removed and I had to stand like a jack-ass in the hot summer sun to wait for a bus.

I have arthritis in both of my knees and both of my ankles, so I was limited in how far I could walk, and now, on that day, I had to stand on my tired feet to wait for a bus instead of sitting down.

When I finally got home, my knees and ankles were hurting really bad, and I was all pissed off.

So, I called Sun Metro, the city bus system, to complain about the benches being taken away, and they told me that the UTEP Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER had requested that the benches be removed.

Then I really got pissed, and said "Since when do we let a rape gang run this town!?!" and she asked, what I had meant by "rape gang". So I said "You know! the UTEP Minors, just like the Dallas Cowboys, or the Huston Oilers, or the Pittsburgh Steelers, you know. All the football teams, they're all rape gangs! Has it ever occurred to them at Don Haskins that some people are elderly or physically disabled and would like to sit down while waiting for a bus?", and then I demanded that Sun Metro put the benches back, and she explained that Sun Metro is not in charge of the benches that I would have to take it up with UTEP or the Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER.

Then I was really pissed off and said "So! We let a SPORTS CENTER and a bunch of stupid jocks run this town. I have no use for jocks! As far as I'm concerned, they should all be ground up and made into lunch meat to feed the homeless!" and then . . . . .

. . . I said "Hey boys and girls! If you all liked Columbine, then your all really gonna love Columbine 2!!!" and then I hung up.

Well, as I had mentioned before in the topic, about a couple of hours later, there was a knock on my door, and when I answered it, there was two police officers who said that they got a complaint from Sun Metro concerning some "terroristic threats" that I had made on the phone.

I guess it either had to do with my comment that football players should be ground up and made into lunch meat to feed the homeless, or else, the comment about Columbine and Columbine 2.

I explained to the officers that sometimes I say stupid things when I get really angry. After about a half hour they left. I guess they figured that I'm just a harmless hot head with a big mouth.

Well, after calling the Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER, it took 7 weeks of my bitching and griping before they finally replaced the bus stop benches again. Also, about a week later I got my new JAZZY power chair, but at least nobody else has to stand while waiting for a bus, thanks to me.

Anyway, that was back in June of last year.

Now this evening, there was a knock on my door, and again, two police officers telling me that there was a warrant out for me, and it had something to do with something I had said on the phone to Sun Metro concerning my complaint about some bus stop benches that I had made a "terroristic threat" about Columbine.

I explained that sometimes I say stupid things when I'm anger, that sometimes I have difficulty controlling my emotions, but I have never harmed another person in my entire life, that I had often been a victim of violence.

The two officers were actually very nice, and I was told that I was not going to be arrested. They glanced around my room, and noticed my JAZZY power chair parked in the corner, and they asked me if I was using any medications. They were actually concerned about my health.

The two officers told me that I should turn myself in, but before I do, I should see a bail bondsman first in advance, and then when I turn myself in, and I would only be there a few hours before being released on bond, and then a court date would be set to see a judge and that I should explain to the judge that I have no intention of harming anyone.

I mentioned that I have a therapist, and that I have been diagnosed with PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, but I'm not a threat to anyone. I have never harmed another person in my entire life, but I have been hurt plenty of times.

Then the two officers left.

OK, I admit that the comment I made was stupid. When I'm really pissed off, I sometimes say stupid things without thinking.

Well, tomorrow is Sunday, and Monday my health care worker comes to my apartment, so I told the officers that this Tuesday I will see the bail bondsman.

I'm also going to call my therapist first, and them I'm going to call my synagogue to see if any members are attorneys or if they know any attorneys.

This is a really fucked up world we live in.

A football player can rape someone and goes unpunished.

But open up your mouth and say how much you hate football players, and then, you become public enemy number one!

This really sucks out loud!

by **salty** October 18th 2015, 5:14 pm

i like how he sort of gets close to realizing how he made a mistake but then forgets it and goes back to the rape thing

is he for real or a parody

by **alyaza** October 18th 2015, 5:36 pm

oaky wrote:i like how he sort of gets close to realizing how he made a mistake but then forgets it and goes back to the rape thing

is he for real or a parody

he's legit: back in the days of 4chan's /sp/ they started fucking with him and doxxed him and instead of pulling out like someone who wasn't legit would have he flipped the fuck out and eventually got into a bit of a war with Encyclopaedia Dramatica's head admin, after which he held a grudge against all people from 4chan and ED

also he got the entire rest of the site systematically harassed so yeah

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