Halloween Candy Tier List!

Tier 1 - God Tier

You are so lucky if you get these candies.

Reese's Cup • Twix • Crunch Bar • Chewy Sweetarts • M&M's (regular, mini, and peanut) • Nerds • York Peppermint Patty • Snickers • Three Musketeers • Kit Kat • Whatchamacallit • Nestle Aero • Andes • Full-Size versions of a Tier 2 or Tier 3 candy

Full-sizes of a Tier 1 candy are SO AWESOME, they are automatically Tier 0 - Bahamut Tier

Tier 2 - Awesome Tier

Not the best, but still well worth the trip.

Airheads • Cadbury Creme Egg • Smarties • Hershey's Bar • Hershey's Cookies and Cream • Sweetarts • Jolly Ranchers • Reese's Pieces • Rolo • Skittles • Junior Mints • Gummy Lifesavers • Gummy Bears • Milky Way • Everlasting Gobstoppers • Full-size versions of a Tier 4 candy (tier 5 and 6 and 7 full-sizes are still BAD)

Tier 3 - Cool Tier

Still a good candy to have.

Pixy Stix • M&M's (other types) • Normal Lifesavers • Starburst (regular flavor) • Ring Pop • Pop Rocks • Krackle • Tic-Tacs (non-mint flavors) • Razzlers • Butterfinger • Bottle Caps • Mars Bar • Spree • Candy Canes

Tier 4 - Meh Tier

Great trade fodder because they're so okay they're average.

Mike and Ike's • Starburst (non-regular) • Tic-Tacs (mint) • Flavored Gum • Twizzlers • Whoppers • Heath Bar • Laffy Taffy • Fun Dip • Mr. Goodbar • Sour Patch Kids • Cheap Chocolate • Baby Ruth • Runts • Chocolate Coins • Candy Cigarettes • Peppermints • Chips

Tier 5 - Poor Tier

These should be traded to the niche, or just thrown out.

Candy Corn • Almond Joy • Mounds • Regular Gum • Jelly Beans • Tootsie Rolls • Cheap Candy • Plain Licorice • Lollipops • Oh Henry • 100 Grand • Milk Duds • Take 5 (more like take NONE!) • Pay Day • Chaleston Chew • Hot Tamales • Orange Slices (I'd prefer an actual orange) • Lemonheads • Swedish Fish • Peanut Butter Kisses • Mallo Cups • Zours • Sweethearts

Tier 6 - Horrible Tier

I recommend you put these candies out of their misery.

Dots • Butterscotch • Good and Plenty • Now and Later (more like NEVER!) • Sixlets • Bit'o Honey • Caramel • Necco Wafers • Circus Peanuts • Black Licorice • Wax Bottles • Strawberry Hard Candy • Jujubes • Cow Tail • Mary Jane • Jawbreakers • Raisinets • Pez • Peeps • Baked Beans • Caramel Apple Pops • Sky Bar • Candy Necklace • Brach's Jelly Nougats

Tier 7 -Tiamat Tier

I recommend you reset the universe so these monstrosities no longer exist.

Wax Lips • Raisins • Toothbrushes • Pencils • Werther's • Crows • Salt Water Taffy • The black and orange monstrosities • Apples • Rocks • Flavored Candy Corn • Squirrel Nut Zippers • An actual caramel apple • Poisoned Candy • Candy Blood

dick is my favorite

nigger fuck you bit'o honey is awesome

Ugly wrote:nigger fuck you bit'o honey is awesome

Well, you're one of the few.

That is why bit'o honey is Tier 6, and not Tier 7.

raisins in Tiamat tier fuck you bitch raisins are the stuff of champions

muffin man wrote:raisins in Tiamat tier fuck you bitch raisins are the stuff of champions

No, they don't belong in anyone's God Tier.

confirmed for Glenn beck tier everyone ignore op

muffin man wrote:confirmed for Glenn beck tier everyone ignore op

Glenn Beck tier?!

wait is op still an imposter of james or

James1011 wrote:Tier 1 - God Tier

You are so lucky if you get these candies.

Reese's Cup • Twix • Crunch Bar • Chewy Sweetarts • M&M's (regular, mini, and peanut) • Nerds • York Peppermint Patty • Snickers • Three Musketeers • Kit Kat • Whatchamacallit • Nestle Aero • Andes • Full-Size versions of a Tier 2 or Tier 3 candy

Full-sizes of a Tier 1 candy are SO AWESOME, they are automatically Tier 0 - Bahamut Tier

Tier 2 - Awesome Tier

Not the best, but still well worth the trip.

Airheads • Cadbury Creme Egg • Smarties • Hershey's Bar • Hershey's Cookies and Cream • Sweetarts • Jolly Ranchers • Reese's Pieces • Rolo • Skittles • Junior Mints • Gummy Lifesavers • Gummy Bears • Milky Way • Everlasting Gobstoppers • Full-size versions of a Tier 4 candy (tier 5 and 6 and 7 full-sizes are still BAD)

Tier 3 - Cool Tier

Still a good candy to have.

Pixy Stix • M&M's (other types) • Normal Lifesavers • Starburst (regular flavor) • Ring Pop • Pop Rocks • Krackle • Tic-Tacs (non-mint flavors) • Razzlers • Butterfinger • Bottle Caps • Mars Bar • Spree • Candy Canes

Tier 4 - Meh Tier

Great trade fodder because they're so okay they're average.

Mike and Ike's • Starburst (non-regular) • Tic-Tacs (mint) • Flavored Gum • Twizzlers • Whoppers • Heath Bar • Laffy Taffy • Fun Dip • Mr. Goodbar • Sour Patch Kids • Cheap Chocolate • Baby Ruth • Runts • Chocolate Coins • Candy Cigarettes • Peppermints • Chips

Tier 5 - Poor Tier

These should be traded to the niche, or just thrown out.

Candy Corn • Almond Joy • Mounds • Regular Gum • Jelly Beans • Tootsie Rolls • Cheap Candy • Plain Licorice • Lollipops • Oh Henry • 100 Grand • Milk Duds • Take 5 (more like take NONE!) • Pay Day • Chaleston Chew • Hot Tamales • Orange Slices (I'd prefer an actual orange) • Lemonheads • Swedish Fish • Peanut Butter Kisses • Mallo Cups • Zours • Sweethearts

Tier 6 - Horrible Tier

I recommend you put these candies out of their misery.

Dots • Butterscotch • Good and Plenty • Now and Later (more like NEVER!) • Sixlets • Bit'o Honey • Caramel • Necco Wafers • Circus Peanuts • Black Licorice • Wax Bottles • Strawberry Hard Candy • Jujubes • Cow Tail • Mary Jane • Jawbreakers • Raisinets • Pez • Peeps • Baked Beans • Caramel Apple Pops • Sky Bar • Candy Necklace • Brach's Jelly Nougats

Tier 7 -Tiamat Tier

I recommend you reset the universe so these monstrosities no longer exist.

Wax Lips • Raisins • Toothbrushes • Pencils • Werther's • Crows • Salt Water Taffy • The black and orange monstrosities • Apples • Rocks • Flavored Candy Corn • Squirrel Nut Zippers • An actual caramel apple • Poisoned Candy • Candy Blood

getting marijuana from strangers during halloween is poor tier?

lol dots are in horrible tier
no

rt is george soros tier faggotry

seriously this is an awful list

samoyed wrote:lol dots are in horrible tier
no

dots are fucking awful

and butterfinger in cool tier LOL

butterfinger is the candy for the kings

I stopped believing by tier 6.

who the fuck doesn't like dots tho

they're literally

firm, but soft, sugary fruit-flavored things that come in probably the most abundance of all the little fun-sized bullshit

dots is gay nigger shit candy

dots is shit but anyone who says butterfingers suck is simply not correct

anyone who thinks butterfinger is bad is a faggot

muffin man wrote:dots is shit but anyone who says butterfingers suck is simply not correct

Butterfinger is on a good tier!

scummmmmmmmm

Butterfingers master race

yeah op can't design candy tier lists for shit

holy motherfucker nobody but james could write something like this

op's legitimacy confirmed