Thanksgiving Food Tier List!

BAHAMUT TIER:

Going out to a real restaurant and having your Thanksgiving there
Steak
Cake

God Tier:

Chocolate pie
Pineapples
Champagne
Chocolate
Holiday Season

Great Tier:

Turkey
Chicken
Pumpkin pie
Fruit pie
Peaches
Pears
Wine
Croissants
Sparkling Wine

Good Tier:

Gravy with sauce
Mashed potatoes
Rolls
Ham
Apple Cider
Potatoes
Cranberry Cider
Water

Eh Tier:

Stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Plain gravy
Grape Juice
Croutons
Green Beans
Corn bread
Fruit Salad
Marshmallows
Thanksgiving pizza

Bad Tier:

Congealed cranberry sauce
Squash
Salad
Bread
Well-made casserole
Corn
Peas
Sweet potatoes
Orange Juice (Ruins the pairings)
Fast food

Terrible Tier:

Asparagus
Vegetarian Turkey
Tofu
Badly-made casserole
Eggs
Pancakes (At a Thanksgiving dinner?! No thanks.)
Pasta

Fuck You Tier:

Brussel Sprouts
Duck
Chickpeas
Tofurkey
Vegan Turkey
REALLY badly-made casserole (e.g. fruit and turkey casserole)
Corn pudding
Rice pilaf
Ambrosia salad
Waffles
Burnt Turkey
Eggnog (more of a HOLIDAY/CHRISTMAS dinner thing!)

tiamat tier:

Turducken
Tomato aspic
Thanksgiving gestalt (a mess of the standard thanksgiving foods: turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans, and pumpkin pie)

going out to a restaurant for thanksgiving is ultra gay

i celebrate thanksgiving by giving thanks to my local mickey dees via money

last thanskgiving was a lot of fun.

your fucking gay if you go out to eat on thanks giving

QueenTipsy wrote:your fucking gay if you go out to eat on thanks giving

why?

Blue Flare wrote:

QueenTipsy wrote:your fucking gay if you go out to eat on thanks giving

why?

you think Potatoes are EH

you sir are eh
you don't even know what good food taste like you non american

Freedom Paladin wrote:going out to a restaurant for thanksgiving is ultra gay

HAHA like the christmas story with the fucking chinks singing MERRRY CRISHAMUS

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:

Freedom Paladin wrote:going out to a restaurant for thanksgiving is ultra gay

HAHA like the christmas story with the fucking chinks singing MERRRY CRISHAMUS

It would mean you have the opportunity of eating real food and not thanksgiving food though.

anyone who goes out for thanksgiving is a gay faggot like i bump that shit at my house get some chief keef rollin and devour some turkey

anyone who goes out for thanksgiving either has been disowned or can't cook for SHIT

Fast food

absolutely fuck yourself without protection

sophisticated black man wrote:

Fast food

absolutely fuck yourself without protection

But MOOOOOOOOOOOOM I want some fuckin MICKEY D'S not this turkey-ass shit!

salty wrote:

sophisticated black man wrote:

Fast food

absolutely fuck yourself without protection

But MOOOOOOOOOOOOM I want some fuckin MICKEY D'S not this turkey-ass shit!

Bee Juay your gonna eat turkey and your gonna like it.

"God Tier:
Fast food"
yeah go die op
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i can see the op chowing down on several big macs as he sits at his computer and celebrates thanksgiving

salty wrote:

sophisticated black man wrote:

Fast food

absolutely fuck yourself without protection

But MOOOOOOOOOOOOM I want some fuckin MICKEY D'S not this turkey-ass shit!

"b-but mother ;_; turkey doesn't come with an MLP toy inside!"

"Terrible Tier: Pancakes"

mcfucking kill yourself

op needs to go away

I revised the tiers, with the most notable being fast food at BAD tier, since in all honestly it actually sucks.

why'd you put it in good tier at first then??

blueblooded muffin man wrote:why'd  you put it in good tier at first then??

because op noticed that we don't think eating fast food is a quality meal for thanksgiving

wat

op trying his hand at damage control and somehow failing worse than rt did/does

samoyed wrote:

blueblooded muffin man wrote:why'd  you put it in good tier at first then??

because op noticed that we don't think eating fast food is a quality meal for thanksgiving

Because I'd think it'd be cool, but it actually isn't.

It ruins the point of Thanksgiving.

Going out preserves the point.