Deciding my future - we need to talk

OK, first of all oaky, I'm pissed off because you are a fucking pushover and idiot that lets EVERYONE else walk all over you. You break your own rules by being a faggot.

This is what I demand in order to come back, and if I don't then I'll fuck this forum up so bad that you'll all go crawling back to ROT

1. Permanently ban Tomoko until 2095, or at least until she stops pissing herself and grows the fuck up for being a retard and total bitch, she is worst than me, she's a colossal faggot whose life story and girlfriend and drunk shit doesn't hold up and she's always starting shit by saying things that I have to respond to, therefore she's the reason why this shit is happening, not me, and it's sad seeing how Oaky and Magician and Stalin get stepped on like chewed-up gum by Tomoko. I sometimes think that fucking TOMOKO is in charge of OTTD instead of Oaky - not that there would be a noticable difference in between two pussies who enjoy fucking around and calling themselves "friends" after being assholes. It's worst when she thinks I have a crush on her fat fucking Jew ass, I'd rather eat rat vomit.

2. Everyone has to say sorry; that's all you have to say, because I'm really fucked right now, knowing that my "friends" aren't "friends", just manipulative assholes who take all my ideas and good conversations, shove it up and down their ass, and then try to make me look like the bad guy, that bullshit isn't going to fucking work with me.

3. Put Ugly in HQs for good, I'm tried of him acting like a total piece of shit when Tomoko harasses me, "I'm a bitch boy, let's ban both of them even though Tomoko says worst shit than me!!!". And that gilda shit is really getting on my nerves, I never say anything because it's embarrassing but fuck that shit, I'm fucking pissed off and don't give a flying shit, I just want that bullshit to end. Yes, I said that gilda shit, and I regret it because I was not thinking straight during that time, and it's starting to really fucking piss me off, I think Ugly is a bigger faggot that Tomoko at some points.

4. Give me my own subforum for my links and actual conversations, since idiots and autists like room, tomoko and dogman don't give a shit about the real world and instead brush it off as stupid Tumblr links to go bac to their shitpost circlejerks like colossal faggots. If you want to talk to me about the news, then do it instead of shitting up my threads. I know I have to stop using "daily reminder", but that's the only way I can get attention to start talking about shit I care about, it's not fair how I'm accused of shitting up the anaphora but when I try to have actual, smart conversations about the news, NOOOOOO, you fucking idiots shit it up, you chew it up, you shit it out, and you step all over it.

That's all I have to say, I'm not sorry for the earlier shit, so fuck you guys if you don't want to negotiate. I really thought this was a good community full of friends, but you instead ended up being the biggest dicks I've ever meant. Thanks for fucking up the holidays, bitches.

I'm sorry for venting out, but if I don't stand up for myself, nobody will so fuck that, I'm tired of being talked down to like if I was a retard or some special needs fucking faggot, I'm just having the worst fucking day because of this shit, it's too much for me to handle

And Oaky, before you delete this and ban me, I'll post this on the other thread too, so don't you dare fucking rat out of this like you do with everyone breaking the rules.

so uh
do you admit that you were just as abusive to people or are you just going to pretend that you were the nicest person ever to grace the sinful lands of otx

I said a couple of bad things, but that's all. I never treated Tomoko or Ugly the way they treated me, like shit and trash. I tried to talk to Tomoko a few times, but she being the bitch that she is instead fucks around with me and claims its a joke, clearly when she doesn't clarify or imply it's a joke.

"a couple of bad things"
ahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
oh that's rich

For example, I JOKINGLY told her that she's a drunk, but she instead didn't take it as a joke and instead went to fucking trash me like never before, she wasn't as much as bitch today as she was before that, that really set the limits of me being fucked around with.

Not even going to read this thats how much I care about you OP L O L

this sounds like a metal gear solid plot

except for "and if I don't then I'll fuck this forum up so bad that you'll all go crawling back to ROT"


rt you better archive your own quote cuz this shit is so good

Youre fucking retarded if you think we will do any of this

IF YOU DON'T MEET OUR DEMANDS WE WILL NUKE THE WHITEHOUSE

Yeah, ill apologize, sorry if youre the biggest faggot on earth holy shit

LMAOOO rtcity thinks he can actually fuck up our forum

all you guys have to do is throw tomoko the demoness into jail for 1337 years and RT the Hero will save the day from the communists like me and ugly

you'll rue the day icarly!!!

excuse the meme but my sides
this is too good

you need like a snickers or a bitch bar or something to calm down before you have some sort of medical attack

rt just quit while you're behind brother

i think it's a bit too late for that

popping in real quick to point out that this was so obviously not me that anybody who actually believed it needs to stop skim reading posts

This is what I demand in order to come back, and if I don't then I'll fuck this forum up so bad that you'll all go crawling back to ROT

this is not something i would ever say not least because it's completely wrong since at this point less than half of the site has origins in ROT and thus nobody would go crawling back

also, as someone who was literally one man shitposting squad for a large portion of the SS' history, i can confirm that there is approximately no way to adequately 'destroy' OTTD in a way that wouldn't just lead to it coming back or being unaffected

also i have no 'demands' at this point so y'know

Permanently ban Tomoko until 2095

this is literally not possible in forumotion, the farthest you can go out is Jan 1, 2036 due to UNIX limitations

just manipulative assholes who take all my ideas and good conversations,

who here actually believes that i would say this? like, at all?

Put Ugly in HQs for good, I'm tried of him acting like a total piece of shit when Tomoko harasses me,

this would solve nothing and i have absolutely no animosity towards ugly so it'd be retarded anyways

And that gilda shit is really getting on my nerves, I never say anything because it's embarrassing but fuck that shit, I'm fucking pissed off and don't give a flying shit, I just want that bullshit to end.

i could not give any less of a fuck about this actually, and i'm not sure how OP came to this conclusion seeing as i have wholeheartedly embraced its addition to OTx culture

Yes, I said that gilda shit, and I regret it because I was not thinking straight during that time

i was actually thinking perfectly straight and said it as a quote, which you can see if you look at the complete chatlog. -1 point for OP in his attempt at impersonation

I think Ugly is a bigger faggot that Tomoko at some points.

not even close to what i actually think, but i'll give OP points for trying to fill in the blanks

Give me my own subforum for my links and actual conversations,

this is not something i would ever suggest for one and for another thing this would just be another go-around for the 'rtcity's stories of shattered minds' bullshit OTB tried and failed at implementing

since idiots and autists like room, tomoko and dogman don't give a shit about the real world and instead brush it off as stupid Tumblr links to go bac to their shitpost circlejerks like colossal faggots.

who the fuck even cares about this actually? i know i dont and i seriously doubt the rest of you do either

I know I have to stop using "daily reminder", but that's the only way I can get attention to start talking about shit I care about, it's not fair how I'm accused of shitting up the anaphora but when I try to have actual, smart conversations about the news, NOOOOOO, you fucking idiots shit it up, you chew it up, you shit it out, and you step all over it.

daily reminder isn't even an attention thing, it's literally just a phrase i use. it's basically the 'FORUM to le max' of the anaphora

what the fuck is the rest of this even?

That's all I have to say, I'm not sorry for the earlier shit, so fuck you guys if you don't want to negotiate. I really thought this was a good community full of friends, but you instead ended up being the biggest dicks I've ever meant. Thanks for fucking up the holidays, bitches.

this is so cheesy and utterly fucking ridiculous that i dont think any person, regardless of their salinity, could actually utter it in a way that wasn't totally ironic

moreover, i still think this is a community of friends and i ended up blocking exactly two people, epoch and oaky, neither of whom i blocked on skype (epoch has subsequently blocked me on skype but w/e). the only other person who is blocked is diseased and that's because he blocked me, not the other way around.

I'm sorry for venting out, but if I don't stand up for myself, nobody will so fuck that, I'm tired of being talked down to like if I was a retard or some special needs fucking faggot, I'm just having the worst fucking day because of this shit, it's too much for me to handle

what the fuck is this even talking about? outside of blocking two people my day was fine and more importantly it's been pretty chill since the initial fuckery up to and including the part where i have unblocked oaky (epoch i havent bothered with because there's not actually much a point in doing that)

And Oaky, before you delete this and ban me, I'll post this on the other thread too, so don't you dare fucking rat out of this like you do with everyone breaking the rules.

what the fuck is this even yet again

I said a couple of bad things, but that's all. I never treated Tomoko or Ugly the way they treated me, like shit and trash. I tried to talk to Tomoko a few times, but she being the bitch that she is instead fucks around with me and claims its a joke, clearly when she doesn't clarify or imply it's a joke.

yet AGAIN, what the fuck is this?

For example, I JOKINGLY told her that she's a drunk, but she instead didn't take it as a joke and instead went to fucking trash me like never before, she wasn't as much as bitch today as she was before that, that really set the limits of me being fucked around with.

jesus christ this is not even the funny sort of stupid it's just fucking dumb

THE TWISTS

THE TURNS

GOTY 2015

yeah i'm pretty sure its fd or zacmac

Ugly wrote:yeah i'm pretty sure its fd or zacmac

reputedly it is neither