UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2016

lol #s

i'm really not sure how he plans on winning the general election when 94% of all blacks, 89% of all latinos, 88% of all non white ethnicities, 77% of all women, and 7 out of 10 americans don't like him

trump doesn't plan on winning
he wins

he can't win (and frankly, neither can any republican just about anywhere) if literally every minority group votes democrat

republicans are already disadvantaged as is considering democrats are guaranteed to win a minimum of ~160 electoral votes from the northern states. losing every minority group and splitting the white electorate like he is now is going to probably give clinton a landslide

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/283660-5-unexpected-states-that-could-be-battlegrounds

gary johnson is currently turning the state of utah into a fucking purple state, and arizona + georgia are in danger of voting blue

my god lmao

what the hell

is that an official page though

i doubt it but i wouldn't be surprised because some real cringeworthy stuff has come from the hillary social media accounts

https://twitter.com/onmessageforher

judge for yourself

the RNC never fails to be incredible

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rnc-my-little-pony_us_578e696ee4b04ca54ebef569
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/288353-spicer-references-my-little-pony-in-defense-of-melania
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/07/19/my-little-pony-rides-to-the-rescue-in-melania-trump-plagiarism-defense/?mod=WSJBlog
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/07/19/rnc-communications-director-plagiarism-sot-wolf.cnn

not of course to ignore his invokation of john legend, who has since told him in kind to basically fuck off

https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/755461353414938624

wtf why is mlp still relevant its been like 2 years since the crest of that fandom's popularity

r00m wrote:wtf why is mlp still relevant its been like 2 years since the crest of that fandom's popularity

important political topics

ffs, imagine having a best pony debate in the presidential debate jesus christ

if we're going to stay with the crazy theatrical candidates in the future then i hope we get more wwe style entrances

samoyed wrote:if we're going to stay with the crazy theatrical candidates in the future then i hope we get more wwe style entrances

5:15
watch out crooked clittron

today in politics

trump tries to criticize joe biden like a dummy, and says he's not smart: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/trump-criticize-joe-biden-226362
rasmussen has clinton up one point, which is interesting because they blow balls as a polling source: http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/289613-rasmussen-poll-clinton-leads-trump-by-1-point
suffolk, a fairly reputable pollster with a 0.7 dem bias has clinton up by 9 right now in PA: http://www.suffolk.edu/news/66944.php#.V5osipD3arU
trump thinks putin is doing a better job than obama: http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/289582-trump-putins-doing-a-better-job-than-obama
julian assange is still threatening to release things: http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/27/julian-assange-wikileaks-release-lot-hilary-clinton/

other fun headlines from the day, now that it is no longer morning

trump is butthurt about the DNC
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/07/28/trump-says-he-would-like-to-hit-dnc-speakers-who-disparaged-him/#.V5qyc_Y_icc.twitter

trump won't be releasing his tax returns any time soon
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-tax-returns-russia

rt stole a balloon

wew laddie wrote:rt stole a balloon

don't harambe up this thread nigerio this is a SRSBSNS thread

balloon theft is a serious business you felon

clinton got a huge bump from the DNC (about seven points, and a total twelve point swing) and the khan bullshit isn't even accounted for yet

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/01/politics/trump-vs-clinton-presidential-polls-election-2016/index.html
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2016/images/08/01/2016.post-dem.convention.pdf

in other news, the GOP is a fucking dumpster fire and hillary clinton needs to shut up (oh and some libertarians got together)

LIBERTARIANS HAVE A TOWN HALL

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/08/01/cnn-creative-marketing-cnn-libertarian-town-hall.cnn

HILLARY BRINGS UP SOMETHING SHE SHOULDN'T FOR NO GOOD REASON

http://reason.com/blog/2016/08/01/clinton-falsely-claims-fbi-director-pron
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/aug/01/hillary-clinton/hillary-clintons-wrong-claim-fbi-director-comey-ca/

HILLARY TAKES THE LEAD

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-polling-226528

TRUMP THINKS THE ELECTION WILL BE RIGGED, PROBABLY THINKS HE'S ALREADY GONNA LOSE

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/donald-trump-im-afraid-election-916217
http://www.nbcnews.com/card/trump-im-afraid-election-going-be-rigged-n621121
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/donald-trump-rigged-election-226523?
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-general-election-rigged-potential-challenge?utm_content=bufferb656b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

THE GOP SOMEHOW MANAGES TO FUCK UP ITS OWN CONVENTION TO THE POINT OF TURNING PEOPLE OFF OF THE PARTY

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/289994-poll-gop-viewed-less-favorably-after-convention

WHY ARE YOU STILL BRINGING UP THE KHANS, HOLY FUCK

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/trump-ally-roger-stone-pushes-claim-humayun-khan-was-terrorist-father-muslim-brotherhood-spy

OBAMA NOT-SUBTLY CALLING OUT TRUMP

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/obama-disabled-american-vets-trump-khans

SERVICE MOM GETS BOOED OVER ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE KHAN BULLSHIT

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/mother-of-service-member-booed-over-khan-question-at-pence-rally-226540
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/08/01/trump-fans-boo-air-force-mom-at-mike-pence-rally.html?via=mobile&source=copyurl

MCCAIN TELLS DONALD TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/mccain-statement-226495?cmpid=sf

LITTLE MARCO ALSO DOES SO

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/marco-rubio-khizr-khan-response-226526

WARREN BUFFET CHALLENGES TRUMP TO RELEASE HIS TAX RETURNS

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-buffett-idUSKCN10C3AS?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

TRUMP DECIDES PORN IS UNCHRISTIAN, WANTS TO BAN SOME FORMS OF IT

http://www.sfgate.com/news/nation-world/article/Donald-Trump-says-he-will-crack-down-on-internet-8976017.php
http://nypost.com/2016/08/01/trump-vows-to-crack-down-on-internet-porn/
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-signs-first-ever-internet-anti-porn-pledge-clinton-refuses/article/2598269#.V58iRqbtPMM.twitter

TRUMP THINKS HILLARY CLINTON IS LITERALLY SATAN (THANKS, DR. BEN CARSON!)

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/article93017067.html
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/01/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-devil-election-2016/index.html

ain't nothin new but a flu of new democrips and rebloodlicans