Re: BETTER zombie thread

[george lucas]

& dicks dont work like that

[tsuyu asui]

& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china

[alyaza]

"they" implies any gender

only if the person you're talking to knows about singular they and actually notices you're using it

[alyaza]

& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china

tomoko i'm not sure if you're aware of this but dicks aren't exactly flexible even when they're not erect so god only knows how you'd fuck yourself without literally breaking a blood vessel or something

[george lucas]

& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china

im gonna spoiler this

Spoiler:

[salty]

& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china

peepee and china sounds like a shitty cartoon

[george lucas]

PEEPEE AND CHINA GO TO JAPAN!

sounds like adult party cartoon

[salty]

tomoko knows how a fucking cock works you goobers

[alyaza]

tomoko knows how a fucking cock works you goobers

who gives a titty tbh

[Mac B]

if you had a vagoo and a dingus you could impregnate yourself

its obvious how, but it wouldn't be shovel bending

but i must state for the sake of argument people have literally fucked themselves like that
you know in a flexible state

[george lucas]

tomoko knows how a fucking cock works you goobers

i actually didnt realize that for a long time

[tsuyu asui]

if the penis is straight enough, you can push it down on your crotch like a joystick and then push the vagina forward enough to put both in a 90 degree angle with each other

and no, i get what the "tomoko knows how a fucking cock works" means you queers

[tsuyu asui]

if the penis is straight enough, you can push it down on your crotch like a joystick and then push the vagina forward enough to put both in a 90 degree angle with each other

and no, i get what the "tomoko knows how a fucking cock works" means you queers

here is a diagram showing what i mean

18+:

[salty]

running a FEM analysis as we speak to prove if this is possible

my name goes first on the paper

[Tyson]

the testicles would get in the way, if there were no balls then you'd bend your dick and hear a glowstick snap.

[tsuyu asui]

i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?

[salty]

the testicles would get in the way, if there were no balls then you'd bend your dick and hear a glowstick snap.

very true

[alyaza]

nice diagrams

[Mac B]

i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?

false, those japtoons are filling your brains with perverse misconceptions

[Tyson]

i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?

male = testes
female = no testes

[salty]

diseased

PROS: sex master xxx
CONS: will only eat mcdonalds

[tsuyu asui]

i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?

male = testes
female = no testes

hermaphrodites are both though

[salty]

tomoko is like an inverse hermaphrodite

[salty]

not feminine like a woman but not masculine like a man

[tsuyu asui]

im not a tomboy

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