the emoji movie

this shit looks so bad holy fuck

Stop

tbh it was inevitable

it was cancelled retard

no it hasn't been

fake news, still gonna be released

we memed it out of existence its okay

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/patrick-stewart-voice-poo-emoji-9650551

appaloosa horse wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/patrick-stewart-voice-poo-emoji-9650551

"An appropriate role for this man after the 'poop' he has been spouting about leaving the EU."

lol wtf

i think the emoji movie is gunna be a really good movie

seems like the lego movie but with emojis

it's probably gonna end in a dance party

smells like gay animated movie

i hope i dont end up doing movies like these

tbh after minions became a thing movies in this godawful style were kind of expected

samoyed wrote:tbh after minions became a thing movies in this godawful style were kind of expected

i feel legit bad for despicable me

that movie was in development hell for i think at least god damn 10 years
then everybody pointed at the retarded dwarf chinks and laughed their asses off and minions got on everything and became their own motherfucking movie and it's just awful and honestly fuckin insulting
that may sound like a heavyhanded opinion but if big holly thinks that shit is fucking entertaining in comparison to some animated epics like, idk, Big Hero 6 which I've never seen but heard good shit from, the simpson movie, and tenacious d and the pick of destiny, then they need to fuckin re-evaluate

i know theyre dumb movies made for dumb kids but i think we should be making good movies for dumb kids that might challenge them and mature them (in ways that kids movies can) instead of swinging their dick in the kids faces and jacking off and saying "HUHUH! LOOK! ITS EMOJI!! YOU KIDS HAVE THOSE ON YHOUR PHONES DONT YOU??"

challenging the kids?
but we might get less shekels!

remember guys we gotta play it safe just cram 200 fart jokes in a million budget animated film with a setting based on a trend with no possibility for a plot that isn't forced as long as theres bright colors and dick-in-your-face humor theyll eat it up

i hate to be a commie here but if you removed profit motive from the equation we wouldn't have movies like this and we'd have more actually good content like the stuff on pbs (even if most of it is too low-budget to be interesting). if i'm ever raising my kids i'm going to try to get them to like sesame street and pbs kids and then introduce them to stuff like spongebob when they're like 7 or 6, old enough to actually evaluate the content and not just watch the colors while their brains rot

disney USUALLY produces good stuff so consider going to work for them spinny, wb's lineup going forward also looks like it's not trashy. the last time they tried it with iron giant and cats don't dance and the like was also decent and cartoon network's only really insulting programming is acquired

90% of cn's daytime block is insulting
i could say the same for afro caribbean
i can see where you're coming from but i dont think eliminating money from [[art]] rectifies quality control, it would just make it harder and more rare.

plus wb owns soo much shit

that's because 90% of it is (((teen titans go))) and (((ppg)))

adventure time is a bad show but it's not insulting. gumball has some pretty bad episodes but it's good overall. same for uncle grandpa