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The Second Stjetim Civil War
1955 - 1968

The Stjetim Civil War (Arieles: Stjetima Võst Viry, Stjetim: Stjetim Võ'os Văă) was a period of chaos in the Stjetim dominated Kõjă Province of the Arieles Kingdom. On September 12th, 1955, fed up with the way the Stjetim provincial government had acted during the previous few years, the sub-province Dăwoja rose up against the government, and kickstarted a revolution in the Kõjă. Four days later, sub-provinces Kõ'ona, Jaatlant, and Priwols joined in, and the government was forced to mobilize its armed guard. The resulting  opening battles between the sub-provincial regions and the provincial government killed almost two hundred, and dragged in other provinces to the then-conflict. Sub-provincial forces took the capital of Kõjă -- Simõtaas -- in October during the Battle of the Stăiwa, and held it in to the end of the year. A minor battle ensued in Pridaw, a city of 45,000 in the far west of Kõjă, which the government won, but they failed to neutralize the sub-provincial threat. Minor battles also ensued in Jotan, Vusõt, and Stjaita -- and the conflict spilled in to Zousu Province by the end of November. In December, the conflict spilled southwards in to the Miryă, and later on in the month in to the Raiye-Kõjir Territory. The results of this spillover in to the other provinces were that by the end of 1955, some 2,000 were dead, thousands more injured, and the conflict had come to encompass three provinces (Kõjă, Zousu, and Miryă) and the Raiye-Kõjir Territory. Zousuan provincial forces crossed the border in January 1956, leading to the Battle of the Kytõsin Valtă in which 47 Kojans governmental troops were killed.

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SIDES IN THE CONFLICT:
THE ANTI-GOVERNMENTAL FORCES:
• UNIFIED MILITIA OF THE SUB PROVINCES (1956-1963)
⁃ DĂWOJA MILITIA (1955)
⁃ KÕ'ONA MILITIA (1955)
⁃ JAATLANT MILITIA (1955)
⁃ PRIWOLS MILITIA (1955)
• ZOUSUAN PROVINCIAL ARMED FORCES (1956 - 1968)
• MIRYĂ PROVINCIAL ARMED FORCES (1956 - 1968)
• RAIYEAN PROVINCIAL ARMED FORCES (1956 - 1968)
• FORCES AGAINST THE PROVINCIAL GOVERNMENT (FĂIA) (1956 - 1961)

THE PRO-GOVERNMENTAL FORCES:
• KÕJĂ PROVINCIAL ARMED FORCES (1955 - 1968)
• COMMONWEALTH OF THE PRO-GOVERNMENTAL MILITIAS (KAT) (1959 - 1965)

ARIELES ALIGNED AND NEUTRAL INTERVENING POWERS:
• ARMY OF THE SYÕNIARILES (1957 - 1968)
⁃ FIRST GRAND BATALLION OF THE SYÕNIA
⁃ SECOND GRAND BATALLION OF THE SYÕNIA
• ARMY OF THE TERRITORIES (1957 - 1963)
• ASCTÕIVI BRIEKĂADI
• VYANĂ BRIEKĂADI
• ARMY OF THE TERRITORIES (1957 - 1963)
⁃ KRYFONA KINGDOM (1959 - 1968)
⁃ EDAZORAN REPUBLIC (1959 - 1968)
⁃ ŽWOJTI TUSZKEAN STATE (1959 - 1968)

The Idiri War (1463 - 1468)

In 1463 the Arieles Kingdom began a campaign to eradicate action and nations percieved to be threats to the Kingdom. The campaign, called the "Orsojeska" resulted in the assimilation of ten kingdoms and other such nations into the Arieles Kingdom. But, in 1463 the campaign ground to a halt, thanks to the actions of the Idiri Kingdom, a group of seperatist Arieles who seceeded from the Arieles Kingdom about two decades prior to 1463. When the Arieles Kingdom came to annex and incorperate them, the Idiri resisted and attempted to drive the Arieles out of Idiri lands. Instead of driving them out of the Kingdom, they merely succeeded in causing a full on war between the two kingdoms. On May 18th, the day after the declaration of war, the Arieles sent in their militia core to invade the Idiri Kingdom. This preliminary invasion caused the Idiri great trouble, as they weren't prepared for the invasion. They were thoroughly curbstomped back to their capitol of Iyasofyleka, where they only just held back the Arieles forces. For three years this was all the war was - the Arieles camping outside the Idiri capital and the Idiri trying to hold out - but on July 9th of 1466 the Idiri couldn't hold out any longer and they were taken over. While they were soon annexed, they continued a guerrilla war until 1468, when they formally surrendered to the Arieles Kingdom. In the war time, an estimated six thousand Idiri were casualties, to only 1,320 Arieles.

The Pyatras "Wars" (1970, 1978)

In July of 1970 the Arieles Kingdoms' peoples were growing unruly with the Pyatras' unruly antics in the Posiijek Provincial City, and as such the Arieles Militia were called in to the city on September 2nd, 1970. This wasn't quite taken well by the Pyatras and so began a war of sorts in the city. Starting on September 3rd, a fairly reasonable conflict between the Arieles and the Pyatras ensued throughout the city, killing a few hundred and injuring thousands of others. The conflict ended with the Moordes Treaty on October 12th that same year, the war having officially killed some 1,493 people and injured 3,068.

The second war began in 1978, on June 6th. The conflict began as a result of percieved bias against the Pyatras Arieles, and occured when the city of Kasojavilye rose up against the Arieles government, prompting an Arieles response - sending in the militia forces, again. The city of Kasojavilye resisted heavily to the Arieles government, and the militia, but by mid July the rebellion had been put down. A total of about 45 were killed in all, with 300 wounded and nearly 600 jailed by the Arieles government. The rebellion was the largest non Stjetim rebellion in sixty years.

In total, about 1,540 were killed and some 3,360 wounded by the wars, while 1,100 were jailed.

the Arieles and the Kryfona, a History of Wars

The Arieles and Kryfona have a history of wars which goes back for centuries.

· First off, we have Keltusz's War, from 1563 - 1564. This was the first of many.
· Second was the Joszyke War, from 1583 - 1590, this was another of the first wars.
· Then came the Zojorat War, from 1632 - 1635. This was the first war the Arieles won.
· Next, the Taszyja Wars, 1699 and 1703 respectively. They were both brief wars, lasting only two and four months.
· The next war was the Kisoani War, from 1706 to 1709. The war was rather bloody compared to the other wars, which had largely been bloodless.
· Then we had the Seuyastazal Wars, which lasted from 1710 to 1716, and resulted in Seuyastazal becoming Kryfona territory.
· After that was the Korusso War, from 1758 to 1760. This resulted in nothing besides a small addition to Seuyastazal.
· Shortly after this was the Kumiyksz Conflict, 1763-1764. Again, little resulted from the war.
· It wouldn't be until 1831 when the next war, the Vidoje Conflict broke out, it lasted from 1831 to 1832.
· Then was the Majszyx War, from 1836 - 1850. It was - and still is - the largest and longest Kryfona-Arieles War.
· Finally, in 1901 we had the Kojsiyek Conflict. It lasted for just 3 months.

The 15th of August: A day of tragedy

August 15th, 1963, the Arieles Kingdom. 15 are killed and 21 injured in the worst shooting in over 35 years. The shooting was committed by a disgruntled Pyatras, in revenge for the 1961 Pirojan act which legally segregated Pyatras from Arieles.

On August 15th, at 8:16 AM, the perp, Sojiecz Apirsojon walked into the Ariejan Marketplace, pulled out two weapons and went on a thirty minute long rampage, killing 13 and wounding 21. Two more would die of their injuries later on, bringing the final toll to 15. The shooting was unlike anything that had ever occurred in the Arieles Kingdom, while there had been other shootings before, none had been committed in the way this shooting was. The Arieles were quick to learn from their mistakes and later on in 1963 the Pirojan act was repealed unanimously.

THE 23RD OF JULY, 1993:

The 23rd of July, 1993. A young Arieles by the namee of Vado Ijeni decides to follow in the footsteps of Sojiecz and shoots up a tiny market in Iliorafili, the capital of the Arieles Kingdom. This time however, due to more recent developments and due to what was learned from the 1963 shooting, only two were killed and eight wounded. This great decrease in casualties was largely thanks to new technology and remembering the tragedy of '63.

The Phyranak War (1678 - 1681)

The Phyranak War was a three year long war between the Adborthos and the Kryfona. It, despite its length, was a fairly bloodless war, with only 1,500 casualties in all. The conflict began when the Adborthos spread in to Kryfona territory illegally. The Kryfona, not particularly pleased by this, warned that war would break out if the Adborthos did not cease and desist immediately. The Adborthos population didn't listen, despite government warnings, and so on May 3rd, 1678, the Kryfona Kingdom invaded the Adborthos Republic. Resistance was minimal, and there were only four battles in the whole war, three of which were centered around Ratinethos, the Adborthos capital. The other was situated in the border town of Edethos-Sarat, where the Kryfona Kingdom forced an Adborthos militia contingent to retreat. In all, the war killed about 300 Adborthos and 79 Kryfona, and injured about 730 Adborthos and 500 Kryfona.

AFTERMATH:

Most of the Aftermath was centered around Ratinethos, where most of the war was fought. Approximately 400 buildings burned to the ground in the siege of Ratinethos. Much of the Adaterok Neighborhood burned down after a stray fire bomb was set off by an unknowing villager. Nobody was killed, but at least 55 were injured in the fire.

The Irdinaka Standoff (1953)

In 1953 tensions between the Kryfona Kingdom and the Arieles Kingdom were running high, and diplomatic relations were at an all time low. The armies had been mobilized, and civilians were weary about the situation. As mid June rolled around, the situation intensified when an Arieles trooper was shot and killed while attempting to cross Zisoja Bridge in to Seuyastazal. This outraged the people and the government of the Arieles Kingdom, and lead to Arieles forces being stationed on the Arieles side of the bridge and river. This originally wasn't an issue, but then on June 29th another Arieles trooper was shot - albeit non fatally. This lead to a border skirmish, and nearly a war, and it also prompted the Kryfona to send their own force to the bridge. The standoff had begun, and it would persist until August 14th.

July 3rd brought another border skirmish, which killed 5 and wounding about 35. Arieles citizens living near to the bridge were slowly evacuated as a result. The Kryfona meanwhile brought in reinforcements and proceeded to close the border crossings. Things slowed down after that - at least until July 14th when another skirmish broke out. That skirmish killed four and wounded sixteen. Around that point the standoff cooled down and there were no more border skirmishes. On July 17th most Arieles forces were pulled out of Zisoja, leaving about 450 Arieles to defend the bridge. The Kryfona conversely pulled out of Seuyastazal, mostly. By July 23rd the standoff was largely political, since most of the troops had been pulled out. This would be how the standoff would remain until its conclusion on August 14th.

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SIDAS EDAZOYASI ZADOTHOS THOJA

ʅɒɔɿɷɩɔ ʋɔ"ɾ'ɜiɩ
EDAZOYA BAATHOGIY

(Edazoran Republic) ʅɒɔɿɷɩɔɛi
1228-1265 Bodaniya Thale ʋɷɒɔniɩɔ ɾʌɔlʅ
1265-1289 Ahadales Tolaahaad ɔʌɔɒɔlʅɛ ɾɷlɔ"ʌɔ"ɒ
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1321-1367 Anzasa Hegyoth ɔnɿ'ɛɔ ʌʅɜɩɷɾʌ
1367-1402 Yapaha Hilothoza ɩɔɝɔʌɔ ʌilɷɾ'ɿ'
1402-1442 Tihaya Bodahati ɾiʌɔɩɔ ʋɷɒɔʌɔɾi
1442-1498 Selen Nyotatha ɛʅlʅ' nɩ'ɾɔɾʌɔ
1498-1519 Yahala Kothosa ɩɔʌɔlɔ ɞɷɾ'ɛɔ
1519-1565 Talosa Yariha ɾɔlɷɛɔ ɩɔriʌɔ
1565-1602 Dathohan Zalen ɒɔɾ'ʌɔn ɿ'lʅ'
1602-1612 Jalazos Yontharha ʆ'ɔɿɷɛ ɩ'nɾʌɔrʌɔ

Provinces of Edazora (Ladaltho ib Edazoya) lɔɒɔlɾ' iʋ ʅɒɔɿɷɩɔ

1612-1677 Aye Gahathos ɔɩʅ ɜɔʌɔɾ'
1677-1702 Borahan Pelka ʋ'ɔʌɔn ɝʅlɞɔ
1702-1729 Kalaiya Yatan ɞɔlɔiɩɔ ɩɔɾɔn
1729-1765 Zatha Yeila ɿ'ɾʌɔ ɩʅilɔ
1765-1792 Thaaza Gaaria ɾʌɔ"ɿ' ɜɔ"riɔ
1792-1806 Okeban Basatha ɷɞʅʋɔn ʋɔɛɔɾʌɔ
1806-1844 Porazagar Tiyjal ɝ'r'ɿ'ɜɔr ɾiɩʆ'
1844-1853 Reitan Telke rʅiɾɔn
1853-1892 Opanhet Thozos ɷɝɔnʌʅɾ ɾ'ɿɷɛ
1892-1934 Yites Zasiye ɩiɾʅɛ ɿ'ɛiɩʅ

United Provinces of Edazora (Yogetaya Ladaltho ib Edazoya) ɩ'ɜʅɾɔɩɔ lɔɒɔlɾ' iʋ ʅɒɔɿɷɩɔ

1934-1936 Ahanan Yilta & Gatala Sira ɔʌɔnɔn ɩilɾɔ e ɜɔɾɔlɔ ɛir'
1936-1965 Gatala Sira ɜɔɾɔlɔ ɛir'
1965-1988 Sidoa Dalah ɛiɒɷɔ ɒ'ɔʌ
1988-2009 Kanha Dalah ɞɔnʌɔ ɒ'ɔʌ
2009-pres Yahagar Izos ɩɔʌɔɜɔr iɿɷɛ

ʅɒɔɿɷɩɔ ʋɔ˚ɾ˘ɜȷɩ -- EDAZOYA BAATHOGIY (Edazora Greater!)

EDAZOYA, BORI SE TA OJALA -- ɪ
BORI SE TA ALATHA
BORI SE OTH ATHOSI A, EY OTH DI YIZ
EDAZOYA BAATHOGIY

DALI IYA HASOTHOS IB BAATHIA
YI IB POLTAS, EY IB BIYIA
QAS OL EDAZOYEHI KOL SIYOS
EDAZOYA BAATHOGIY

SETA OJ, SETA OJ
BAATHO YOGTHOSI DAIOJIL

ɔ = Al əʰ
ɒ = Dal d
ʋ = Bor b
ɛ = Sor s
ɾ = Tho tʰ/θ
ɩ = Yo j
ʅ = En ɛ
ɞ = Kel k
ʆ = Jal dʒ
ɂ = Lo l
ʌ = Ho h
ɜ = Gat gʰ
ɷ = Om o
ȷ = Io ɪ
ɿ = Za ʒ
ɝ = Po p
ʚ = Qa q

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semi-confidential – for partial release

under the ‘Sensitive Information and

Investigations’ Act of 1985, supp. 1996.

 

State Panel of the Lunarian Republic

investigation no. 172

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REGARDING THE BOMBING OF THE LUENARYEH ZHACHAYA DRAN PUBLICATION, DATED 21 AUG, 1999

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PER THE RULINGS OF THE GOVERNMENT OF LUNARIA IN Lunarian Republic v. Yarlora, Atere and Virhor and as subsequently held up in Atere v. Lunarian Republic.

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Investigation Panel headed by Tairek H. Torkonazen, chief of the SPLR; supported by the Royal Police of Lunaria (RPL), Lunaria City Department of Investigation (LCDI), Bureau of Criminal Acts (BCA); information provided by the public of Lunaria City and Dashevodnaiye, Maldina Yarlora, Komentak Yarlora, Adimuna Perkoen, Dan Terka Hatesothos, Norina Hegeleyetos, Kaghel Osinirona

 
 
TABLE OF CONTENTS                  PAGE
    I.      REPORT SUMMARY…........................ 1
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I.                REPORT SUMMARY

The investigation of the Luenaryeh Zhachaya Dran bombing began three days after the bombing, on 21 August, 1999. Commissioned by the government of the Lunarian Republic, the comprehensive findings of this report have been almost seven years in the making. While significant restrictions against the findings and investigations of the State Panel were filed during Lunarian Republic v. Yarlora, Atere and Virhor and were later softly upheld in Atere v. Lunarian Republic, the government of the Lunarian Republic has found it both proper and legal to allow the proceedings of this report to continue and to be published, albeit in a fashion that adheres to the ruling of Atere v. Lunarian Republic.[1] For this act of generosity, we thank them.

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[1]Per this ruling, upon public release of this report, any mentions of the family Atere, and related parties outside of Yantoska Atere are to be removed or censored where such removal is not possible or would be a detriment to contextual understanding of the contents of the report.

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