RATIOSU: Internet Doctor

haha what the fuck is this

- Kamarada RTCitia:ratio
- Ratiosu:Yeah
- Kamarada RTCitia:is it bad if my chest is hurting a bit
- Ratiosu:Yes
- Ratiosu:Hai
- Ratiosu:I already replied
- Kamarada RTCitia:it's not severe
- Ratiosu:Then don't worry
- Ratiosu:If it suddenly worsens
- Ratiosu:Then there's a problem
- Ratiosu:You're okay right
- Kamarada RTCitia:yes
- Ratiosu:Don't die on me
- Kamarada RTCitia:i won't
- Kamarada RTCitia:hopefully
- Ratiosu:So, as an estimate, how much did you ingest
- Ratiosu:Shit this is serious
- Ratiosu:It could blind you
- Kamarada RTCitia:i can't even estimate because it was spread out on some food
- Kamarada RTCitia:but a minute amount probably
- Ratiosu:If this is really bothering you, you should see a doctor
- Kamarada RTCitia:i should probably call my mother but i don't know if she'll respond
- Ratiosu:Just try
- Kamarada RTCitia:okay
- Kamarada RTCitia:nope
- Kamarada RTCitia:didn't respond
- Ratiosu:Do you have anyone else you can talk to
- Kamarada RTCitia:not really my dad is in castle rock until sunday
- Kamarada RTCitia:sigh
- Ratiosu:Okay, just wait it out
- Ratiosu:If the pain doesn't go away, get help
- Kamarada RTCitia:how long
- Ratiosu:An hour or so
- Kamarada RTCitia:...
- Kamarada RTCitia:i think i actually stopped just now
- Kamarada RTCitia:it*
- Ratiosu:Well
- Ratiosu:There's your answer
- Kamarada RTCitia:no wait it didn't
- Kamarada RTCitia:i can't really tell because the area feels kinda hot
- Ratiosu:Has it intensified slightly
- Kamarada RTCitia:not really
- Kamarada RTCitia:no
- Ratiosu:Anyway
- Ratiosu:If the bleach is strong enough
- Ratiosu:It could dissolve the stomach's protective layer
- Ratiosu:And when that happens
- Ratiosu:The inside inflames and you get a stomach ulcer
- Ratiosu:And believe me
- Ratiosu:They don't tickle
- Kamarada RTCitia:the pain keeps receding and returning every few minutes
- Kamarada RTCitia:...
- Kamarada RTCitia:oh no
- Ratiosu:So where exactly is it
- Ratiosu:The pain I mean
- Kamarada RTCitia:between the breasts essentially
- Ratiosu:Which means it could be travelling to your stomach
- Ratiosu:Yeah
- Ratiosu:It's going down the oesophagus
- Ratiosu:Or gullet
- Kamarada RTCitia:which means
- Ratiosu:It's heading to your stomach and could burn your insides up
- Ratiosu:If I were you I would see a doctor
- Kamarada RTCitia:excuse me while i break down
- Ratiosu:It could actually be nothing, but better safe than sorry
- Ratiosu:Oh cool
- Kamarada RTCitia:what
- Ratiosu:What
- Ratiosu:Wait
- Ratiosu:How long ago did you ingest it
- Kamarada RTCitia:um an hour ago
- Kamarada RTCitia:one hour twenty minutes
- Ratiosu:Was it absorbed in the food
- Kamarada RTCitia:i think
- Ratiosu:Okay then
- Ratiosu:The bleach was probably a miniscule amount
- Ratiosu:By now it should have dissolved in the stomach
- Ratiosu:And what you're experiencing could be bleach lingering in the gullet
- Ratiosu:But, just be aware of any pain in the stomach
- Kamarada RTCitia:okay, so what if i spit the food out
- Ratiosu:You mean regurgitate it
- Kamarada RTCitia:no
- Ratiosu:What
- Kamarada RTCitia:i mean i spit it out immediately
- Ratiosu:You mean you still have some food in your mouth
- Kamarada RTCitia:no
- Ratiosu:Then what do you mean
- Ratiosu:I'm trying to diagnose you here
- Kamarada RTCitia:i took a bite out of the food, tasted bleach and spit it out of my mouth
- Ratiosu:Did you swallow any
- Kamarada RTCitia:i don't think so
- Ratiosu:Even a tiny amount could do damage
- Ratiosu:But no
- Ratiosu:It won't do a lot
- Ratiosu:You know
- Ratiosu:Next time this happens tell me what you did
- Ratiosu:Then I won't overreact and tell you you'll go blind
- Kamarada RTCitia:okay
- Kamarada RTCitia:i think the pain may be getting worse
- Ratiosu:Still around the breast area
- Kamarada RTCitia:yes
- Kamarada RTCitia:same place|
- Ratiosu:Just drink something
- Kamarada RTCitia:okay
- Ratiosu:Any luck
- Kamarada RTCitia:hang on
- Ratiosu:And not bleach
- Kamarada RTCitia:downed some water
- Ratiosu:Just wait
- Ratiosu:For a few minutes or so
- Kamarada RTCitia:okay
- Ratiosu:If that doesn't dispel it, just leave it
- Ratiosu:If you get pains in your stomach, seek help

Why where you asking Ratiosu for medical advice ?

this was way back in 2012 so i was a stupid motherfucker and rati was the only guy i had contact with who had medical advise

lol what the fuck

you drank fucking bleach?

i accidentally ingested a very tiny bit of it because i didn't wash all of my hand after i picked up a bottle of bleach that had fallen over and it got on my food