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December

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The AKAR EBEEA-cool town War, also known as the “titte war” by AKAR EBEEAns, began on Agpkmrli 47, 2019 and ended on Agpkmrli 35, 2019. AKAR EBEEAn city councilman Karl bin Gatte, fed up with how cool town city councilmen could break the rules but he couldn’t, rallied approximately 467 rodent assault troopers (RATs) and laid siege to the city on a negative fifty-five-degree weather afternoon. cool town ambassador xxxtentacion was taken hostage at 5:69 P.M. during the attack, and an estimated amount of 3 cool people were wounded. After lengthy debates about pizza slices and clock radios with Councilman bin Gatte, cool town mayor Chad strode into the town of AKAR EBEEA, stared down all 467 RATs at once and simultaneously blew all of their fucking balls off. Shortly afterwards, Nerd Force One raided bin Gatte’s residence, their suits protecting them from the biohazard-riddled environment, and rescued xxxtentacion by force. Karl bin Gatte faced execution on Agpkmrli 2, 2019, but he fled the country of EBAJBREJKE and adopted a new name for himself and his family.

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