INKREDIBLE EMPIRE OF EBAJBREJKE

sixty second rice wrote:

applejack wrote:

Barbecue Obama wrote:thats shaped nothing like it

it doesnt need to be since ebajbrekje doesn't exist

neither does your weird-ass gryffindor chrysalis nation

ya and i dont care dude lol

that hypocrisy is evidence that rt just says stuff without thinking

nobody else draws my shit anyways so it literally does not matter nerd

sixty second rice wrote:drawing with a mouse is just
awful

never noticed this but yes
yes it is

CURRENT EVENTS IN EBAJBREJKE

today is national "fucknerds 420" day in which citizens celebrate the ban of nerds from the country
politicians move a bill forward to ban the word salty as a slang term "because it's gay"
rhea oversees the testing of a new weapon called the buttblaster

leaked image of the buttblaster in development

make godlesscommieville be its nextdoor neighbor

godlesscommieville was nuked in the war of 19 B.R.

DECISION 2020 IN EFFECT
CANDIDATES ARE:

Brandon Rhea


Based God of the Based party


OG Loc of the Real OG party

what bout willis mcpee

fucking bitch ass kermit wrote:what bout willis mcpee

willis mcpee resigned from office

willis mcpee was impeached by american champion brandon "12 year old smasher" rhea

THE SPEECHES

Brandon Rhea chooses not to give a speech, since he knows people will elect him anyways.
OG Loc is too OG to give a speech.
Instead of giving a speech, Based God stands on stage while this video plays in the background:

i do believe this thread is a good'n

EBAJBREJKE GOES WAR WITH ASPERGER HORSELAN
EBAJBREJKE WIN BATTLE
EBAJBREJKE WIN WAR

AJAHedh

inspectah deck wrote:EBAJBREJKE GOES WAR WITH ASPERGER HORSELAN
EBAJBREJKE WIN BATTLE
EBAJBREJKE WIN WAR

REMOVE HORSELAN

new QOTY

POLITICAL DEBATE

Moderator: What do you think about the situation with illegal immigrants?
OG Loc: straight up wack
Rhea: gaey
Based God: bitches suck my dick because i look like jk rowling

Moderator: What is a possible solution to this problem?
OG Loc: steal madd dogg's rhyme book
Rhea: nuke the chink isles
Based God: popped three pills i look like harry potter

Rhea: i will destroy my opponents like i destroyed ISIS
Based God: i hate bullies stop picking on me you bitch
Rhea: ur gay
OG Loc: i thought we was friends
Rhea: this debate is gay

based god can't stop his routine for just some debate

BREAKING NEWS

EBAJBREJKE government has ordered the nuking of Porta Pizza, a small territory south of Kgnewngjwejtbjwebtjbwejktbwekbtwl;btlajwjtywe;btgwerjtbjwebgyjwrgjbnwrjknjwya.
"the time has come," says Nigerio Nukey. "pablo dorito is an obstacle in our conquest of the chink isles."

More details coming soon.

EBAJBREJKE border patrol opens fire on Pollo Riceo forces

>not using superior western weapons
absolutely disgusting

silly polio mongolians, threatening the fortified walls of ebanspunkbank