Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2017

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 8:08 pm

>POST ON OTTD

Sensing that the situation will not improve if you continue to try and defend your HONOR, you decide instead to shitpost on your favorite and least favorite forum, OTTHUNDERDOME. Unfortunately, the big bad THUNDERBULLY MAFIA is out in full force today, and when you try to make a post about PORT BROWN, your abuela's home country, they bully you with their racist NUKE PUERTO RICO meme. You decide to log off of OTTD.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
~~> CONTINUE DEFENDING YOUR AFRO-CARIBBEAN HONOR~~
~~> POST ON OTTD~~
> CHECK ANOTHER ACCOUNT OF YOURS
> LOG OFF

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:10 pm

gay thread

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:12 pm

check another account

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 8:18 pm

>CHECK ANOTHER ACCOUNT

You uneventfully check both your TWITTER (flamdini) and SKYPE (flamdini), as the big bad THUNDERBULLIES have all severed contact with you outside of OTTHUNDERDOME.com. With nothing left to check, you prepare to go about your day when your MOTHER calls you down from your perch as the SOCIALIST DICTATOR OF AFRO-CARIBBEA (your made up nation which will one day rule ALL OF PUERTO RICO and initiate the WORKER'S REVOLUTION) to explain to her what this "vore" thing is.

Today is going to be a long day.

CONGRATULATIONS! TUTORIAL LEVEL BEATEN!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE?

>YES
>NO

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:22 pm

"let's base the fd simulator off the day his family and parents read the slanderous lie-filled article i wrote about him, that's funny and apropos!"-rt, resident Good Person

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:22 pm

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:22 pm

flaming, this was just the tutorial level
who knows how great the game will get from here

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:22 pm

alt+f4

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:23 pm

samoyed wrote:flaming, this was just the tutorial level
who knows how great the game will get from here

i'm pretty sure the implication was that the online portion was the tutorial and the rest of the game involves the rest of that point of my life and at some point i'm going to get tied up to a chair in the closet under the stairwell and "exorcised"

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:25 pm

FTSIO, this level of malice, smugness and insensitivity is triggering my idealism regarding the fundamental makeup of human nature

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:25 pm

it's literally toxic to me to see such pathetic displays of inhumanity and mental disease i can't deal with it which is why i always sperg out

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:25 pm

well i mean if you'd done anything but autistically screech and downvote all of rt's posts you'd see that the first 2 pages were indeed a tutorial

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:28 pm

Flammarcos wrote:FTSIO, this level of malice, smugness and insensitivity is triggering my idealism regarding the fundamental makeup of human nature

when the shitposts of one dude on a moderately popular internet forum cause you to rethink human nature
give me a break bro

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:29 pm

you're misinterpreting me dogman i'm just saying that the level of understanding i've reached about humanity makes me hate this shit even more than i used to

by **him** February 12th 2017, 8:31 pm

WHO GETS THIS MAD OVER A JOKE

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:32 pm

ok if you've managed to reach a high level of understanding about humanity then how is it that you contantly struggle with the human concept of a joke

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 8:32 pm

## LEVEL 1 : THE LAPTOP ASSAULT: VIOLENT FLAMINGDINNER INFERNO ##

Because of your settings, some options will be available that normally are not. Congrats!

## 07:00 AM -- BAKER HOUSEHOLD ##

It is an AVERAGE MORNING in the BAKER HOUSEHOLD. You are FLAMINGDINNER, and you have just logged on to your newest forum, FORUMID18. You are optimistic that, despite literally NOBODY LIKING YOU, this time you will get your big break and challenge the OTTHUNDERDOME community forever.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO
>POST ON YOUR NEW FORUM
>NAVIGATE TO OTTHUNDERDOME.COM

0 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:34 pm

post on your new forum

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:36 pm

Him. wrote:WHO GETS THIS MAD OVER A JOKE

samoyed wrote:ok if you've managed to reach a high level of understanding about humanity then how is it that you contantly struggle with the human concept of a joke

there's such thing as a cruel joke that's made because you want others to feel bad. this is a pretty simple concept

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:37 pm

oh lol it's even worse yeah i didn't break a laptop no matter how badly you want to wish i did

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 8:38 pm

>POST ON YOUR NEW FORUM

You make the VERY FIRST POST!! on your new non-OTTD forum, which you are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CERTAIN will become the next big thing. Nothing quite like a good old "FUCK OTTHUNDERDOME" thread to lighten the mood, ey?

You make sure to lay down the rules for the inevitable sea of people you are certain will be flooding through the gates to join your community: NO BEING FROM OTTHUNDERDOME being the first. Also, no PORN, as much as you wish you could allow it. :(

As you begin to send the link out to your fellow OTREVOLUTION members -- DOGMAN, CARL, STARWARSBRONY and more -- you hear a knock on your bedroom door.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>IGNORE IT, CONTINUE POSTING
>ANSWER THE DOOR

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:40 pm

ignore

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 8:44 pm

>IGNORE IT, CONTINUE POSTING

Despite you clearly hearing the knock, you opt to IGNORE THE DOOR.

Suddenly, you find your DOOR KNOB BROKEN, and your sister ## TILA TEQUILA ## screaming at you for having ignored her.

In hindsight, this was an UNWISE DECISION.

-1 POINT!

-1 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>SQUARE UP WITH TILA TEQUILA
>CONTINUE TO IGNORE HER

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:45 pm

"ummm its just a le fanny joke fd!!!" i'm pretty sure if i made a thread all about how dogman is a depressive loser with no friends it would not be received well because you frankly just don't joke about other people's failings especially when everyone knows you hate them

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 8:46 pm

could you not compare my little sister to a lunatic thx

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