Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2017

by **Total "Chad"** February 13th 2017, 5:38 pm

finish the job (even though fd would never get a job)

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 5:41 pm

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 5:46 pm

very true

>FINISH ±HE J��B!!!!!!!!

FUCK IT!!!!! You scream, taking your NOW RUINED LAPTOP and smashing ## THE MAN ## over the head as he tries to exit. Your swing CONNECTS EASILY and you hear a SICKENING CRACK echo, presumably from his skull being split open. He immediately falls to the floor, lifeless.

+2 POINTS!
12 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED!

You know now with this act that you MUST escape, regardless of the consequences. Your family will know what happened eventually. You are now a felon, just like your dad ## THE MAN ##. BUT HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE??

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
>ATTEMPT TO SNEAK OUT THE FRONT DOOR

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 5:47 pm

attempt to sneak out front door

cloak mode engaged

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 5:55 pm

>ATTEMPT TO SNEAK OUT THE FRONT DOOR

## 07:30 AM -- BAKER HOUSEHOLD ##

After taking the time to think, you resolve that you will ATTEMPT TO SNEAK OUT THE FRONT DOOR. You are thoroughly UNAWARE OF WHERE THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY is, however you decide it is a risk you must take and that jumping will only end badly for you.

You SLOWLY inch out of your room, past the unconscious and POSSIBLY DEAD body of ## THE MAN ##. Now your skills will be put to the test.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>QUICKLY SPRINT DOWN THE STAIRS AND OUT THE DOOR
>SNEAK

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 5:56 pm

RUN NIBBA RUN

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 6:04 pm

>QUICKLY SPRINT DOWN THE STAIRS AND OUT THE DOOR

Putting on your best impression of your AFRO-CARIBBEAN ANCESTORS, you sprint as fast as you can down the stairs, ALMOST TRIPPING IN THE PROCESS. You EMPHATICALLY SLAM THE DOOR on the way out, and after hiding behind the house for a few seconds you are relieved to see no one attempt to follow.

+10 POINTS!
22 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED!

&& LEVEL ONE COMPLETED! &&
FLAMINGDINNER has leveled up!
NEW ATTACK available: @@ AUTISTIC COMPUTER RAMPAGE @@

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR GAME?
>YES
>NO

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 6:09 pm

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 6:10 pm

GAME SUCCESSFULLY SAVED!

CONTINUE?
>YES
>NO

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 6:12 pm

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 10:48 pm

## LEVEL 2 : MAD MAX: FURRY ROAD ##

Because of your settings, some options will be available that normally are not. Congrats!

## 07:45 AM -- TWO BLOCKS FROM THE BAKER HOUSEHOLD ##

IT IS JUST AFTER 7:45 AM, and you, FLAMINGDINNER, have just escaped from your house after PROBABLY MURDERING YOUR DAD. You have TWO DOLLARS AND SOME POCKET CHANGE, and you need to get out of town now.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO
>TRY AND FIND THE NEAREST BUS STOP
>WANDER AIMLESSLY IN A GENERAL DIRECTION

0 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED

by **toby** February 13th 2017, 10:48 pm

try to find the bus stop

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 10:52 pm

last update for tonight cuz it's 10:50 and i have to go to bed

>TRY AND FIND THE NEAREST BUS STOP

You try to think of where the nearest bus stop is, but cannot successfully conjure up the location of one. You figure however that there must be one on some large road nearby.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO
>WALK TOWARDS THE NEAREST LARGE ROAD
>WANDER AIMLESSLY IN A GENERAL DIRECTION

by **toby** February 13th 2017, 10:53 pm

wander aimlessly

by **alyaza** February 14th 2017, 9:41 pm

>WANDER AIMLESSLY IN A GENERAL DIRECTION

You figure that this isn't going to work as you intend it to, and decide to just WALK IN A GENERAL DIRECTION. You spend what you think is about an hour walking, and eventually find yourself in a COMMERCIAL DISTRICT of San Antonio.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO
>TRY AND FIND A BUS STOP
>ENTER A SHOP

by **Zilchexo** February 14th 2017, 10:03 pm

>an hour
you sweet summer child you have no idea how spread out everything is here. it takes me an hour to get to walmart and the stuff around it

by **toby** February 15th 2017, 12:22 am

find a bus stop

by **george lucas** February 15th 2017, 5:38 pm

shouldve had him wander to the walmart down the street out of breath

by **toby** February 15th 2017, 5:45 pm

i change my answer
have him wander to the local walmart

by **alyaza** February 18th 2017, 11:35 am

appaloosa horse wrote:
>WANDER TO THE LOCAL WALMART

You enter your neigborhood's LOCAL WALMART, with its WALL TO WALL prices. You have no idea what you intend to do here exactly, since you have TWO DOLLARS and POCKET CHANGE to spare.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO
>BUY SOMETHING
>LEAVE

by **toby** February 18th 2017, 12:36 pm

buy something

by **alyaza** March 21st 2017, 7:38 am

new updates coming soon or eventually

by **toby** March 21st 2017, 2:17 pm

the triumphant return

by Mac B March 21st 2017, 8:34 pm

what did i miss how do i fuck it

by **the 4th disciple** April 19th 2019, 10:17 am

holy shit fd got SO FUCKING MAD over this
at least rtcity took his simulator thread in stride

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