Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2017

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:46 pm

square up

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:46 pm

yeah rt you should totally compare her to a woman of ill morals like fd did

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:47 pm

Flammarcos wrote:i'm pretty sure if i made a thread all about how dogman is a depressive loser with no friends

go ahead fam
i already do that

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 8:51 pm

>SQUARE UP WITH TILA TEQUILA

Like a man with a good moral compass, you immediately respond to your sister TILA TEQUILA's actions.

BITCH, PUT 'EM UP!!

Your sister immediately BEGINS TO BACK OFF, but nonetheless stands her ground within the confines of YOUR ROOM. Looks like she won't go down without a fight this time.

+1 POINT!

0 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED

YOU ARE NOW IN !! COMBAT MODE !!
OPTIONS:
> THROW A RIGHT HOOK
> TAKE YOUR LAPTOP AND BEAT HER
> FIND AN OBJECT TO PICK UP

by **him** February 12th 2017, 8:51 pm

Well it probably wouldnt be received well because you try really hard to be funny but fall flat most of the time and misunderstand jokes

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 8:55 pm

laptop beating

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 9:00 pm

>TAKE YOUR LAPTOP AND BEAT HER

Like a bat out of hell you immediately SEIZE YOUR LAPTOP to swing at her, but you MISS BADLY as she DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY. She in kind attempts to throw a punch, but you easily avoid it and you both STAND FACE TO FACE, having not drawn blood.

!! COMBAT MODE !!
OPTIONS:
> SWING YOUR LAPTOP AGAIN
> DROP YOUR LAPTOP AND THROW A RIGHT HOOK
~~> FIND AN OBJECT TO PICK UP~~

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 9:03 pm

swing again

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 9:10 pm

>SWING YOUR LAPTOP AGAIN

Taking ANOTHER SWING, you CONNECT HARD with your sister's face. In the process, you BADLY MANGLE your laptop, however she is DECISIVELY BEATEN and RUNS OFF CRYING, face HORRIBLY BLOODIED. You bask in the success of your endeavors for a brief second, before realizing what you have just done.

+5 POINTS!
5 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED

!! COMBAT MODE !! exited

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>MAKE A BREAK FOR IT
>CHECK ON YOUR LAPTOP

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 9:11 pm

check the laptop

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 9:25 pm

>CHECK THE LAPTOP

You check the ruins of your laptop. It was NEW! Although the damage appears to be repairable, you are going to have a VERY HARD TIME explaining this one to your family.

Suddenly, you hear someone coming UP THE STAIRS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>MAKE A BREAK FOR IT
>EXPLAIN IT AWAY

by **Zilchexo** February 12th 2017, 9:34 pm

imagine caring about one other person this much especially for the express reason that you think you're better than them

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 9:42 pm

make a break for it

by **alyaza** February 12th 2017, 9:47 pm

>MAKE A BREAK FOR IT

You attempt to make a break for it, OPENING YOUR WINDOW and preparing to jumping out of it, but quickly realize that you are still on the second story of your house.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>JUMP ANYWAYS
>RETHINK

by **toby** February 12th 2017, 9:48 pm

rethink

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 3:58 am

oh my lord

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 9:08 am

>RETHINK

You quickly scan your room for options other than taking the plunge, but it is clearly too late. You hear a large KNOCK on your door, and realize it is DO OR DIE now.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>TAKE THE PLUNGE WITHOUT THINKING
>CONFRONT THE ENEMIES AT YOUR GATES

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 9:09 am

THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATES
confront them with diplomacy

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 9:14 am

this will be probably my last reply this morning so no updates after this until 4 when i get home

>CONFRONT THE ENEMIES AT YOUR GATES

You turn to face the door, and in barges ## THE MAN ## (although you just call him DAD), who you like to describe as an "actual felon." He lunges to GRAB YOU and take you downstairs where the rest of your family is no doubt waiting.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>BE TAKEN IN BY ## THE MAN ##
>NON-VIOLENTLY EVADE
>ENTER !! COMBAT MODE !!

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 9:18 am

COMBAT MODE

by **Zilchexo** February 13th 2017, 9:40 am

this is giving me ptsd i should really stop reading it

by **the 4th disciple** February 13th 2017, 9:53 am

u should read and play my fd-friendly game then

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 4:16 pm

>ENTER !! COMBAT MODE !!

Without hesitation you once again grab your laptop for a duel, except instead of ## TILA TEQUILA ## you are now facing off against ## THE MAN ##.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>SWING AT HIM WITH YOUR LAPTOP
>DROP THE LAPTOP AND GIVE HIM THE HANDS
>ACTIVATE YOUR SPECIAL @@ AUTISM ABILITY @@

by **toby** February 13th 2017, 4:55 pm

hit him with that autism

by **alyaza** February 13th 2017, 5:32 pm

>@@ AUTISM ABILITY @@

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THIS WÃÃÃÃS SUCH ÃÃÃÃ BAD FUCKING IDEÃÃÃÃ ��H MY G��D

+5 POINTS!
10 / 20 POINTS ACHIEVED!

!! COMBAT MODE !! exited

WOULD YOU LIKE TO:
>MÃÃÃÃKE ÃÃÃÃ BREÃÃÃÃK FOR IT!!!!!!!!!
>FINISH ±HE J��B!!!!!!!!

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