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quiet rabble-rouserviubladan wrote:why do you keep asking pointless questions and roleplaying?tomoko-chan wrote:what is this tomfoolery, RT?
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i redid this because it looked gay AFviubladan wrote:the underground train lines
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in lieu of highways most of the new world is connected by railways
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loving every laugh
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what i am taking from this is that in rtcity's imaginary universe everything is badpvints viųbladan wrote:
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it's bad if you're a dragon living under equestrian rule because the gods straight up just do not give a FUCK about youoaky wrote:what i am taking from this is that in rtcity's imaginary universe everything is badpvints viųbladan wrote:
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because of how close Drakona and Equestrian have been over the course of nearly 110,000 years, some wacky shit can happen with words
the word "North" has been reborrowed by dragons twice, first as 'nardan' and then as 'narda'
nyardeh (Eq.) → niarde (Drk.) → niarda (Eq.) → nardan (Drk.) → nardan (Eq.) → narda (Drk.)
the word "North" has been reborrowed by dragons twice, first as 'nardan' and then as 'narda'
nyardeh (Eq.) → niarde (Drk.) → niarda (Eq.) → nardan (Drk.) → nardan (Eq.) → narda (Drk.)
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i'm working on a timeline of the WTTPverse and this is how i had to put the clusterfuck that was the family which ended the fourth fedirastejt
• Towards the end of the Fourth Fedirastejt, king Diwųlesima is crowned, leading to a peculiar series of events in his descendants that causes the Fedirastejt’s collapse. After his death, the crown of the Federastejt falls to his son Kadsaih, who ends up marrying a descendant (Inamensa) of one of his other sons (Datsem Ilų). On Kadsaih’s death, the crown falls to his grandson Diwo I, then Diwo’s son Diwo II, and then finally Diwo II’s daughter Diwa II. Diwo was executed by Kanthoste, the grandson of Diwųlesima’s daughter Pilaana and crown prince of Tsavintsia, Diwo II was executed by Pryem, Kanthoste’s son, and Diwa II was executed by Queen Malda, Pryem’s daughter. The crowns of Tsavintsia subsequently fell to Malda’s son Jeissem Malda, while the crown of the Fedirastejt fell to Dowos Kasem, daughter of Paltaresi, who was Kadsaih’s adopted son. The crowns merged when Dowos Kasem’s daughter M Kasem married Jeissem Malda.
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working on a comprehensive timeline of the WTTPverse
- Spoiler:
- <0EE:
• The dragons’ “Epoch of Gold” occurs. This period is attested to have been roughly between -7000 EE and 0 EE.
• The first attesting of the Elusi occurs around -6000 EE, with the so called “Iʲ’ib Eʲllyoo” document, one of the oldest documents in existence.
• Just prior to 0EE, between -3EE and 0EE, the “yoointekho” – now known as the ‘windigos’ freeze much of the historical Elusi lands for three years successively. This leads to the Mesejage – the “movement” – of the Equestrians, which eventually leads them to their present homelands.
0 to 657 E(arly)E(ra) (or 107,275 years ago to 106,618 ya):
• Equestria is established as the “Kingdom Elyniss” in what is now known as Tsavintsia. Due to the extremely large number of dragons within the mountains (the Tsavintsias at the time were a part of what eventually became the Eloonis Empire), they set up shop on the other side of the Tsavintsian Range, which remains their homeland for the next twenty-odd thousand years.
• Ruler Douleseim of Tsavintsia is crowned the first official Equestrian monarch on approximately January 12th in 0EE.
657 to 872 EE (or 106,618 years ago to 106,403 ya):
• The Kingdom Elyniss is dissolved and reformed into White Elyniss under Haydavinek the White.
872 to 921 EE (or 106,403 years ago to 106,354 ya):
• White Elyniss leader Jovandivinek the White is couped out of power by a conspiracy. Out of this, Red Elyniss is formed by Iriale Nahovediye of Tsavintsia and Jodiline of Tsavintsia. Red Elyniss marks the first time oligarchy rules Equestria.
• The oligarchy is done away with in 902 EE, with the rule of Siyuvone of Tsavintsia.
921 to 934 EE (or 106,354 years ago to 106,341 ya):
• A countercoup by Whitist sympathizers kills Siyuvone and restores the White monarchy under Ule of Tsavintsia. However, not long after Ule comes in to power…
934 to 961 EE (or 106,341 years ago to 106,314 ya):
• …a rebellion brings down the White monarchy’s power again, leading to pegasi under Kirridan of Fik’sos breaking away as the Kingdom Fiksos, the Tsavintsians under Viyre of Tsavintsia becoming free, and Great White Elyniss being founded under Ule’s son, Yaralai.
• This period, which lasts from 934 to 961 EE becomes known as the “Great Chaos,” although it is hardly the last time something of this nature happens.
• In 960 EE, Yaralai amasses an army, and the year after invades both the Fik’sosians and the Tsavintsians.
961 to 1632 EE (or 106,314 years ago to 105,643 ya):
• Under Yaralai, Equestria is reunited for the first of many times. The new power becomes known as Great White Elyniss, and this time, it indeed becomes great. The kingdom becomes the first Equestrian power not only to expand Equestria’s territory, but also to legitimately challenge the dragons.
1632 to 2103 EE (or 105,643 years ago to 105,172 ya):
• After a long period of Whitist rule, a Tsavintsian by the name of Kodsalin comes in to power, establishing the New Kingdom of Tsavintsia. Although not as stable as the GWE, the NKT manages to last until 2103 EE, and cements Equestria’s power and status in the area.
2103 to 2204 EE (or 105,172 years ago to 105,071 ya):
• The first of many Bluebloods comes in to power (without the name, however; the first true ‘Blueblood’ to be crowned does not come into power until the 6000s), as Yarvodarine Feshare establishes the Blueblooded Elyniss in 2103 with the death of Tzavine of Tsavintsia.
2204 to 3672 EE (or 105,071 years ago to 103,603 ya):
• Another Whitist – Dovarha – comes in to power after the death of Seleneta Feshare, leading to an extensive period of Whitist rule and the establishment of the Third White Elyniss.
3672 to 3945 EE (or 103,603 years ago to 103,330 ya):
• A Reddist comes to power legitimately after the death of Dheara of White Elyniss, leading to the establishment of the Elden Red Elyniss. Although stable, this incarnation of Equestria does not last long, because…
3945 to 4522 EE (or 103,330 years ago to 102,753 ya):
• …a revolution ushers the Tsavintsians back in to power. The Darrin Revolution in 3945 EE brings Koba of Tsavintsia into power. Eluniss u’ Tsavintsia is formed out of the ashes.
4522 to 5199 EE (or 102,753 years ago to 102,076 ya):
• The Tsavintsians take a backseat to a second revolution in 4522, which forces Kendoharsa out of power. The first big change in Equestrian society occurs with this revolution – retroactively named the Fedirastejt Revolution because from it came the Fedirastejt Eluniss, the first federation in Equestrian history. Under it, each segment of Equestria (there were three at the time) was autonomous, and was granted certain special powers by law. Dozime is the first ruler of the Fedirastejt.
5199 to 5229 EE (or 102,076 years ago to 102,046 ya):
• Yet another revolution ushers in Hektevin of Tsavintsia, who establishes the “Niwa Fedirastejt,” which turns out to be no different than the last one. Nevertheless, it survives for a few decades before…
5229 to 5265 EE (or 102,046 years ago to 102,010 ya):
• …the Reddist movement destroys the government in a massive coup that is perhaps better described as an open attack on the nation. The “New Red Kingdom” and its ruler Dhirevina Alaurin however fares little better than the New Federation, and…
5265 to 5312 EE (or 102,010 years ago to 101,963 ya):
• …soon thereafter a federation sympathetic party punts the government, and establishes the Third Fedirastejt under Mara Talavina Kartha. Somehow, she too finds a way to mess up her reign, and her successor Disafe Kalavine ends up…
5312 to 5401 EE (or 101,963 years ago to 101,874 ya):
• …couped out of power by Whitists under Hargare Deluvina. The Whitists in the Fourth White Eluness end up faring the best of anybody during this period of turnover, but after less than a hundred years they too are punted by…
5401 to 6520 EE (or 101,874 years ago to 100,755 ya):
• …yet another Federation sympathetic group. Lasarane Kirda and several others are responsible for this particular coup. The Fourth Fedirastejt is established, and finally after almost three hundred years a stable government comes in to power.
• Towards the end of the Fourth Fedirastejt, king Diwųlesima is crowned, leading to a peculiar series of events in his descendants that causes the Fedirastejt’s collapse. After his death, the crown of the Federastejt falls to his son Kadsaih, who ends up marrying a descendant (Inamensa) of one of his other sons (Datsem Ilų). On Kadsaih’s death, the crown falls to his grandson Diwo I, then Diwo’s son Diwo II, and then finally Diwo II’s daughter Diwa II. Diwo was executed by Kanthoste, the grandson of Diwųlesima’s daughter Pilaana and crown prince of Tsavintsia, Diwo II was executed by Pryem, Kanthoste’s son, and Diwa II was executed by Queen Malda, Pryem’s daughter. The crowns of Tsavintsia subsequently fell to Malda’s son Jeissem Malda, while the crown of the Fedirastejt fell to Dowos Kasem, daughter of Paltaresi, who was Kadsaih’s adopted son. The crowns merged when Dowos Kasem’s daughter M Kasem married Jeissem Malda.
6520 to 7813 EE (or 100,755 years ago to 99,462 ya):
• Jeissem Malda becomes the first leader of the Blueblooded Tsavintsian Empire in 6520 EE. He dies in 6567 EE.
• The crown passes to Viųbladan the Great, son of Jeissem. Vių the Great rules from 6567 to 6601 EE.
• Vių the Great passes the crown to his first son Vių the Young on his death in 6601. However, Vių the Young dies in 6638, giving the crown to Vių XIX. Vių XIX dies in 6648, which subsequently gives the crown to the aging third son of Vių the Great Vių XX. Just four years after, in 6652, Vių XX dies of old age.
• In 6652, Vių XXI takes control of the Blueblooded Tsavintsian Empire. An unmarried relationship with Vinkalta of Fiksosa leads to his first heir, Vių XXII (who died in 6698 and was never crowned king), while his actual marriage leads to Vių XXIII. After he died in 6701, Vių XXIII took power, ruling until he too died in 6712.
• Due to the curious state of affairs that resulted from this, Merha Jatemsela of Tsavintsia, the son of Zojan who in turn was the son of Vių XXII, is crowned in 6712 as Vių XXIV.
…
0 CE (or 1,275 years ago):
• 2 January: Without any warning, a systematic “invasion” of Elųnessia by Diskorte (Discord) leads to the establishment of the Diskorta’it government and Diskorta’it Elųnessia. This marks the beginning of the Chaos Era and the end of the Prosperity Era on the Equestrian calendar. The day also ends up as one of the bloodiest in the history of Equestria to that point: nearly three hundred are killed during attempts to resist the takeover.
• 3 January: Discord is officially declared the sovereign ruler of the Diskorta’it Elųnessia, which prompts the beginning of the Siųne Mesiaga – the “Second Migration.” During the Second Migration, which continues for the remainder of the Chaos Era, nearly a million Elųsi and residents of Equestria migrate westwards to escape from the Diskorta’it regime, leaving vast swaths of Equestria depopulated.
• 27 January: The in-exile government of Elųnessia sets up shop roughly three hundred miles west of the far border of the Diskorta’it. The new nation is roughly centered on modern Dassim, and within six months has a population of over 200,000.
• 31 January: The New Elųnessia’s capital-in-exile of Tsavintsia is established where modern Dassim is. To this day, the “Elder City of Tsavintsia” remains the farthest west any significant bastion of Equestrian society has lived.
• 4 February: Most of the Far East is by this point depopulated; of a pre-Diskorta’it population of over 82,000, less than 10,000 remain after just a month of Discord’s rule.
• 6 July: The center of Equestria – the modern day provinces of Apilųsia, Elulųsia, Tsavintsia, and the Central Luundsi – becomes similarly depopulated. A pre-Diskorta’it population of over 35,000 evaporates into a four digit number (8,000).
3 CE (or 1,272 years ago):
• 17 July: In the height of the Frozen North’s summer, roughly two dozen colonists from the old Elųnessia set up shop in what they call the Vatiųluunde (“Frost Land”). The first established settlement, Viųluunde, quickly explodes in population. By winter that year, more than 1,500 people call the town home.
4 CE (or 1,271 years ago):
• 8 January: Gems are discovered in the Vatiųluunde for the first time. The discovery is made in what is now known as Krystalakietos, and it leads to a massive influx of people to the region, despite record snowfall that winter.
10 CE (or 1,265 years ago):
• 22 February: The government in Dassim holds a census, finding over 450,000 Elų within its rough borders.
• 2 March: Vatiųluunde sets up a government of it own as a result of the Dassim government lacking jurisdiction over the region. By this point, the region has come to be called the Krystalavatiųluunde (“Crystalfrostland”) due to its extremely large number of crystals and other gemstones.
• 19 July: The Krystalavatiųluunde government officially establishes the “Krystala Kivtedoma” out of the region. Its southern border is shared with Elųnessia-Dassim.
22 CE (or 1,253 years ago):
• 28 May: After a 22 year rule, Discord hands the reigns to a Diskorta’itsi – Jessareva Selevalaye. Selevalaye proceeds to rule for the next 62 years, forging what remains of the old Elųnessia into a largely rural society. Coincidentally, on the same day, Elųnessia-Dassim holds elections to determine the new ruler, leading to Aetali Horva Seanarya being elected.
84 CE (or 1,191 years ago):
• 13 August: Jessareva Selevalaye dies, handing the reigns to Mirr Jezan Yarenat. Jezan reigns for a similarly long period of 61 years.
22 CE (or 1,253 years ago):
• 28 May: After a 22 year rule, Discord hands the reigns to a Diskorta’itsi
269 CE (or 1,006 years ago, 1009):
• 12 June: The end of the Diskorta’it regime, and the temporary removal of Diskorte. After 269 years under Diskorta’it rule, and a particularly long battle on the morning of 12 June that leaves both gods hurting, Kelestia (Celestia) and Lųna (Luna) take their positions as oligarchs and restore old Elųnessia. Within one month of the restoration – thanks mostly to the Tehne Mesiaga – the population of Equestria effectively returns to normal. This is generally marked as the beginning of the New Era.
• 13 June: The New Era begins. Gregorian dates are usually applied to dates starting beyond this point. In domestic news, Viųbladan Seharja is crowned as the first prince of Elųnessia since Vių Dasarin in 53,962 PE.
• 31 December: The Chaos Era “officially” ends due to Equestrian fondness of round numbers for the calendar. Outside of this, most people mark the Chaos Era as ending on 12 June.
1 NE (or 1,005 years ago, 1010):
• 1 January: The “official” beginning of the New Era.
• 21 June: The Diyaa af ųl Simmara Kel (Day of the Summer Sun). Just a year after the end of the Diskorta’it regime and the start of a new era, Elųnessia is rocked by further hardships as Pvintas Lųna turns into Nitaamara Lųna. The resulting banishment (ųl Banismita) to this day remains controversial and its affects change the entirety of the new Elųnessia.
• 22 June: Virtually immediately, there springs up a movement to reverse the Banismita. The movement, calling themselves the Lųnarians, more or less demand that status quo is returned. However, the movement, though very well supported, gains little if any traction, and is relegated to a political annoyance for the first of many times. Subsequently, they become worshippers of the moon and moon god.
• 27 June: In lieu of Lųna, Elųnessia is re-declared as the Manachta Elųnessia by Keles. This marks the first time in many, many millennia that Equestria has had its name officially changed (the Diskorta’it Elųnessia was never officially named such; rather, it was a nickname).
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- drakonic autism:
- They climbed into the mountains;
then climbed their way back down,
and then the winter came along
and drove them into town.
They fled across the flatlands;
with wagons still in tow,
and across the empire they went,
through the wind and through the snow.
They stopped behind the mountains;
set camp at break of dawn
and quietly they sang away,
“oh Elųsi live on!”
Then twilight came and with it,
there came a sudden cry:
“oh Elųsi, the ones of god,
may Equestria never die!”
And from that day, though strong we were
we knew our home was lost:
and from that day, though strong we were
our kingdoms were the cost.
They climbed into the mountains again;
across them we went too.
and so it was, with this one act:
the end of us Eloo.
They drove farther, and farther, and farther still;
‘til we could go west no more,
and then it was, as was foretold:
the Eloo! Done fore!
And to the mountains, again we went;
homebound! yet broken,
and in the mountains, alone again,
we were little more than a token.
And it is this that we remain:
now free, but still we cower,
for we are a token to Elųsi,
through an overwhelming power.
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did a thing to the tune of korobeiniki today for shits and giggles
“Oj, darlo’en Vinka, ar datira
kan yųl vetsa ųl safas?”
Oj, mya madira, en mya fadira
Es ala teiya vod’ seas!
(CHORUS: Oj, mya madira, en mya fadira
Es ala teiya vod’ seas!)
“Vinka, Vinka,” fadira galsi
“ųl famyor es vita’n fer yu’!”
Oj, kadalsi, oj mya kadalsi!
Vat esita tiet il vil’ du?!
“Oj, madira, oj fadira,
tenka yųl fer al’ af ties!
Vot, il maz’ live tediya!
Fer eateir kemanies!”
(CHORUS: Vot, il maz’ live tediya!
Fer eateir kemanies!”)
Sų il lifta, ala avan, fer
a lųsa il diyot kown:
a himas fer mia, eateir
placa il kuda aown!
Tien, il mieta ųl Casesi…
en yųl kan gaz vat hasitsi niks!
(CHORUS: OJ ELŲSI, OJ ELŲSI!
ųl kan gaz vat hasitit niks!)
Sų makh tu dų en tu si hera…
sų mone pap’la tu mie…
Vit ala af tiese elųsi smera,
Mabyen ties placa es fer mi!
(CHORUS: Vit ala af tiese elųsi smera,
Mabyen ties placa es fer mi!)
(CHORUS: “Oj, darlo’en Vinka, ar datira
kan yųl cam bak anhdiyaa?”
Oj, mya madira, en mya—mya fadira
Es ala teiya vod’ sea!)
Oj, mya madira, en mya fadira
Es ala teiya vod’ sea!
“Oh, darling Pinkie, our daughter,
Can you fetch the shovels?”
Oh, my mother, and my father
It’s all they would say!
Oh, my mother, and my father
It’s all they would say!
“Pinkie, Pinkie,” father goes,
“your family is waiting for you!”
Oh gods, oh my gods,
What is it that I will do?
“Oh mother, oh father,
Thank you for all of this!
But I must leave today,
For other societies!”
“But I must leave today,
For other societies!”
So I left, all alone, for
A town I did not know:
A home for me, another
Place I could own!
Then I met the Cakes…
And you can guess what happened next!
Oh ponies, oh ponies!
You can guess what happened next!
So much to do and to see here…
So many people to meet…
With all of these ponies’ smiles,
Maybe this place is for me!
With all of these ponies’ smiles,
Maybe this place is for me!
Oh, darling Pinkie, our daughter,
Can you come back one day?
Oh, my mother, and my—my father!
It’s all they would say!
Oh, my mother, and my father!
It’s all they would say!
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so have you ever posted this stuff on an actual brony forum
i imagine it would be pretty well received there
i imagine it would be pretty well received there
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